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Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

That's a little weird, but I can see the benefit of having the two different ones.

cowboy elvis posted:

Ok cool. Dev tools is now throwing a fit over the colon

I don't think you need the colon to terminate the function. Looks good otherwise.

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 06:12

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

I think you mean 3

=
==
===

# ? Aug 7, 2017 18:10

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

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# ? Aug 7, 2017 18:10

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

tastefully arranged labia posted:

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Please don't post material from my previous go to market decks

# ? Aug 7, 2017 18:45

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nah, I mean a lot of languages just have the one == equality operator. JavaScript apparently has two different equality operators (== and ===) depending on whether or not it should attempt to compare different types (that's kinda neat). That sort of thing typically seems to be either glossed over entirely or left to the developer to ensure that different types can be compared to one another. The single equals = is the assignment operator.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 18:46

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Ok I will play with the function and see if I can get this fucker to work

Thanks for the help :3:

# ? Aug 7, 2017 18:56

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Come on back, now, y'hear?

Since we're talking about nerdy poo poo, my fantasy league recently started using Slack. Turns out that Slack is pretty cool and it also has an API. This is my new project:

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:05

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Hey so I've targeted the people who helped me write that function with a programmatic digital campaign. Enjoy the ads.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:25

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

i'm sure i will notice it in the sea of other ads i am barraged with daily

_{_{_{your life is meaningless}}}

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:27

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ps im still working on a cure for cancer, so there's that too

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:28

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

I enjoy my mostly ad free bubble. I get that it's impossible to avoid everything, but just avoiding TV/radio/internet ads is really nice.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:42

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Don't worry you can't miss it. It's an unmuted digital banner video of a man screaming "HITLER DICK"

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:42

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

cowboy elvis posted:

Don't worry you can't miss it. It's an unmuted digital banner video of a man screaming "HITLER DICK"

i wonder if that's number 7 or 8 of the items ublock stopped on this page

# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:01

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

you must be blocking something else since I'm ad-free and only have 5 items blocked

# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:27

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Anyway that function turned out to be a lot more complex than initially. One of the three elements of the code was a giant function that is probably best exposed in the side page's data layer.

Either way I got it to work using an if else statement for 2 out of the 3 elements.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:39

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

Nuclear Tourist posted:

Just started re-reading Light. One of my favorite books ever. It's like a surrealist suddenly decided to write bleak as hell hard sci-fi. Haven't really read anything like it before or since.

Then his 'the Centauri Device' will blow your mind. It's bleaker than hell space opera. Don't read the spoiler for it. Almost everyone in the book dies
I treasure each Harrison story I stumble across.

Conan the Barbarian's temple fight scene will always be aces for what each character does at the beginning of it.
Asian guy: sneak up and murder the huge vat chow chef.
Blonde lady: slice up a bunch a dudes, decapitate a fool.
Arnie: run up stairs, shove a lady stoner aside.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:53

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Apparently you can not just cancel a Prime membership and let it expire, but "end it now", to get an immediate refund of the remainder of the subscription you're forgoing.

That's pretty drat cool.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:48

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

Then his 'the Centauri Device' will blow your mind. It's bleaker than hell space opera. Don't read the spoiler for it. Almost everyone in the book dies
I treasure each Harrison story I stumble across.

Thanks for the tip, will definitely check it out.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 00:13

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Meh

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Aug 8, 2017

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:31

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Ok gofundme's are really getting absurd. First it was medical bills, then white kids and evangelicals funding their South American trip.

But seriously any major incident or event in anyone's life someone sees fit to make a gofundme. The gently caress why is a a person with a $800k house six figure job driving a $50k car asking me for money

Like don't get me wrong I get the medical side, and that's simply indicative of the sad state of affairs of America, but drat

Go tell your kid to go outside and hustle candy bars so I don't have to fund their posh uniforms while you have a dual income family

I tried doing one in TFR to fund my quest to go down the rabbit hole of Sharp's rifle variants, but they took it down within 5 minutes.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:32

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

Oh my loving god Pickle Rick. I'm 10 minutes in and this is the best episode in a long time.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:36

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Ok gofundme's are really getting absurd. First it was medical bills, then white kids and evangelicals funding their South American trip.

But seriously any major incident or event in anyone's life someone sees fit to make a gofundme. The gently caress why is a a person with a $800k house six figure job driving a $50k car asking me for money. A well established women started one for her kid who was starting college at an expensive four year. What the gently caress? Send his rear end to community college for two years. Another girl posted one for herself to go to a fancy four year right out the gate.

Like don't get me wrong I get the medical side, and that's simply indicative of the sad state of affairs of America, but drat

Go tell your kid to go outside and hustle candy bars so I don't have to fund their posh uniforms while you have a dual income family

You know you don't have to donate right

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:38

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Background info: The place I've been crashing at has had this casual ginger-mixture cat that came by occasionally and was massively underfed. The party-crew that lives at this place basically adopted it as some sort of mascot and called it "lil' snoop".

Meet "lil' snoop"

So I ask if they tried to find the original owner, or - barring that - would try to get some shots for the cat or have it examined, you know, whatever Godholio (or Mr. Nice?) did with that little hitlerstache cat hiding under the Corvette.
But no one feels like doing it, so the cat just hangs around, and keeps getting food and water. Two days ago, I notice it's limping, but I'm never in a position to catch it when it's getting food, so today I decided to assemble a massive feast of three different wet foods and a new bag of dry food, and sure enough, lil' snoop swings by real quick like.

Since it's a docile as a drunkard that you just bought a beer, I'm able to have a look at the paw it was avoiding, turns out it had a wood sliver in there, and it got infected.

RING A loving BELL, DOES IT?!?!?

In any case, there's somehow an enclosed abscess that this wooden sliver is sticking out of, that isn't secreting at all, which I assume is due to Snoop completely avoiding the paw with some success. I realize the cat's about to hate me a whole lot at this point, but it has to be done. So I disinfect the paw broadly with antiseptic, while Snoop gives me an incredibly confused look.

Then I proceed to pull the sliver out and drain the abscess.

You've never seen a cat this angry. I promise you.

The most heart-breaking thing is that it didn't really try to escape from me at all, it just kept swiping at me and mewling miserably when I was compressing the paw and repeatedly disinfecting. No idea if it knew what the gently caress was going on, or that poo poo needed to hurt before it got better, but here we are.

Here's a pic where I gave Snoop a few minutes to recover after disinfecting, purring and being generally really chill with me

I figured I'd try to dress the wound with antiseptic gauze and put a bit of a self-adhesive compression bandage on it, just to try to keep the wound clean maybe for a few hours before it would tear all the poo poo off.

Turns out the cat had mixed feelings about this, and is now hiding under the broken-rear end crackden bed I've been sleeping on for the past week:

I figured I'm not getting anywhere with my attempts, but the cat sleeping for a few hours has got to be better than running around in the dirt outside immediately after having an abscess drained. A dude that worked with the humane association of the county straight up said that stray animals with signs of infection are simply put down immediately, so this is its last chance, I guess.

A loving infection of the foot from impalement by foreign object...it's like America is loving with me 20 hours before I fly home

/edit:

Cat-status: Chilling, definitely not going anywhere anytime soon

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Aug 8, 2017

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:38

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

McNally posted:

I tried doing one in TFR to fund my quest to go down the rabbit hole of Sharp's rifle variants, but they took it down within 5 minutes.

I made a fake one a bit ago as a local joke and it's still up 🤷🏽‍♀️

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:39

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Yer a good man Duzzy.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:48

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Background info: The place I've been crashing at has had this casual ginger-mixture cat that came by occasionally and was massively underfed. The party-crew that lives at this place basically adopted it as some sort of mascot and called it "lil' snoop".

Meet "lil' snoop"

So I ask if they tried to find the original owner, or - barring that - would try to get some shots for the cat or have it examined, you know, whatever Godholio (or Mr. Nice?) did with that little hitlerstache cat hiding under the Corvette.
But no one feels like doing it, so the cat just hangs around, and keeps getting food and water. Two days ago, I notice it's limping, but I'm never in a position to catch it when it's getting food, so today I decided to assemble a massive feast of three different wet foods and a new bag of dry food, and sure enough, lil' snoop swings by real quick like.

Since it's a docile as a drunkard that you just bought a beer, I'm able to have a look at the paw it was avoiding, turns out it had a wood sliver in there, and it got infected.

RING A loving BELL, DOES IT?!?!?

In any case, there's somehow an enclosed abscess that this wooden sliver is sticking out of, that isn't secreting at all, which I assume is due to Snoop completely avoiding the paw with some success. I realize the cat's about to hate me a whole lot at this point, but it has to be done. So I disinfect the paw broadly with antiseptic, while Snoop gives me an incredibly confused look.

Then I proceed to pull the sliver out and drain the abscess.

You've never seen a cat this angry. I promise you.

The most heart-breaking thing is that it didn't really try to escape from me at all, it just kept swiping at me and mewling miserably when I was compressing the paw and repeatedly disinfecting. No idea if it knew what the gently caress was going on, or that poo poo needed to hurt before it got better, but here we are.

Here's a pic where I gave Snoop a few minutes to recover after disinfecting, purring and being generally really chill with me

I figured I'd try to dress the wound with antiseptic gauze and put a bit of a self-adhesive compression bandage on it, just to try to keep the wound clean maybe for a few hours before it would tear all the poo poo off.

Turns out the cat had mixed feelings about this, and is now hiding under the broken-rear end crackden bed I've been sleeping on for the past week:

I figured I'm not getting anywhere with my attempts, but the cat sleeping for a few hours has got to be better than running around in the dirt outside immediately after having an abscess drained. A dude that worked with the humane association of the county straight up said that stray animals with signs of infection are simply put down immediately, so this is its last chance, I guess.

A loving infection of the foot from impalement by foreign object...it's like America is loving with me 20 hours before I fly home

/edit:

Cat-status: Chilling, definitely not going anywhere anytime soon

Is there not a no kill shelter any where close or a vet you can take the cat too for treatment?

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:48

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

cowboy elvis posted:

Is there not a no kill shelter any where close or a vet you can take the cat too for treatment?

In Maricopa county :smith:

/edit:

I'm gonna try to figure out if any of the dudes coming back here can take care of it, or at the very least try to convey it to that shelter, but I guarantee you they're all in the "it should suffer less" corner.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Aug 8, 2017

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Duzzy fly home via nz let's smoke

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:52

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

In Maricopa county

/edit:

I'm gonna try to figure out if any of the dudes coming back here can take care of it, or at the very least try to convey it to that shelter, but I guarantee you they're all in the "it should suffer less" corner.

Someone has to get that cat to the vet at the very least.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 02:02

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

cowboy elvis posted:

Someone has to get that cat to the vet at the very least.

I'm gonna ask the owner of the house to take it to the Kaibab vet clinic when he comes back from work, but this is America, I'm almost sure what the answer is gonna be

# ? Aug 8, 2017 02:05

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Two Finger posted:

Duzzy fly home via nz let's smoke

do not smoke cats plz

# ? Aug 8, 2017 02:09

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Was gonna serve up smoked deutschen

# ? Aug 8, 2017 02:11

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

In Maricopa county

/edit:

I'm gonna try to figure out if any of the dudes coming back here can take care of it, or at the very least try to convey it to that shelter, but I guarantee you they're all in the "it should suffer less" corner.

That would be an uncool thing to do to this cool calico cat. Joe Cool Cat.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 02:36

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Vasudus posted:

Oh my loving god Pickle Rick. I'm 10 minutes in and this is the best episode in a long time.

pickle rick is incredible

# ? Aug 8, 2017 06:00

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Good job on the cat. You'd have a new cat pal if you weren't fleeing the country.

Current hector status:

# ? Aug 8, 2017 06:10

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Rick and Morty made up for the last episode.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 07:44

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

The original Godzilla suit dude apparently has died.
It is a sad day for kajiu film fans worldwide.
Meanwhile in a dark corner of Japan, Gamera cackles & rubs together his flipper-hands.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 14:08

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

So uh pickle rick. I didn't think the family could be more dysfunctional without Jerry but there you go.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 16:15

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

I turned myself into a pickle!

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 06:12

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Pesticide20 posted:

I turned myself into a pickle!

Why do you have a syringe tied to a string above you with a pair of scissors set to cut the string ten minutes from now when we're supposed to be at therapy?

# ? Aug 8, 2017 16:21

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