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Any movie that is about the poor suffering at the hands of the rich can be reinterpreted as Just Regular Folks suffering at the hands of Big Government Fat-Cats (more so if a Democrat is currently in office) I think it was Skelley that managed to read a conservative message into Elysium e: on second thought it was actually Payne loquacius fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Aug 8, 2017 |
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I love the conservative movie Robocop
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Selachian posted:You think that's hilarious, be sure to check out their list of conservative rock songs. That's one of the best misguided conservative articles. Every song has a completely bonkers explanation. Ah yes, I too remember the verse from Wouldn't It Be Nice where they don't gently caress before marriage.
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Spoderman posted:I love the conservative movie Robocop If your fascist police force is tuff enough they will not only kill the scary street thugs but also kill the bad businessmen. Win win, give cops more tanks.
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Robocop is the story of a corporation triumphantly defeating crime and corruption, a true Libertairan parable
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He shoots off a rapist's dick so it's also the greatest feminist work.
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Dr Cheeto posted:Robocop is the story of a corporation triumphantly defeating crime and corruption, a true Libertairan parable The third one unintentionally had revolutionary undertones (dispossessed underclasses fighting to save their homes from a private corporate army), but they're so smothered under terrible writing and 90s Yellow Peril bullshit it's hard to tease it all out.
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Radish posted:He shoots off a rapist's dick so it's also the greatest feminist work.
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Dr Cheeto posted:Robocop is the story of a corporation triumphantly defeating crime and corruption, a true Libertairan parable Yeah, all we need to do is get enough cops killed to turn them into functional, less kill happy cyborgs. How else are you going to get police to actually serve the public trust, protect the innocent and uphold the law? Crabtree fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 8, 2017 |
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the worst possible take on Tesla what is Literally Every American In America trying to insinuate Uncle Sam should do exactly, outlaw electric cars
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Selachian posted:You think that's hilarious, be sure to check out their list of conservative rock songs. quote:31. “Small Town,” by John Mellencamp. John Mellencamp. John loving Mellencamp. Conservative. quote:17. “Stay Together for the Kids,” by Blink 182. A eulogy for family values by an alt-rock band whose members were raised in a generation without enough of them: Another backwards reading, given how depressing their lives become after "staying together." Blink 182 posted:Their anger hurts my ears Yeah, that really demonstrates how forcing yourself to stay in an unhappy marriage is for the best.
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While an electric car may cost more money up front, the federal government offsets this with a tax rebate, AGC. (do we still do this?)
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Shangri-Law School posted:Looks like someone hasn't read National Review's "The Best Conservative Movies":
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To my surprise Lester isn't talking out of his rear end here. Wondering what the gently caress he was on about, I looked up a story. https://www.forbes.com/sites/chuckjones/2016/02/24/tesla-underestimates-how-much-it-costs-to-charge-a-model-s/#417ce8367197 Apparently in California it can actually cost more to charge an electric car than use gas. Doesn't make me think any better of his hot take, though.
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I like that "Team America" makes the list solely because lefty celebrities get killed.
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Sandpuppy posted:I like that "Team America" makes the list solely because lefty celebrities get killed. Despite being tongue in cheek about its jingoistic aspects it's still an extremely conservative film.
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Sandpuppy posted:I like that "Team America" makes the list solely because lefty celebrities get killed. Can confirm that I know conservatives who see Team America as a gung ho celebration of America, and that at least one of them takes the "Dicks Assholes and Pussies" speech as a personal creed
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Hahaha, that is awesome! Tell the poor fool that he should never change.
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Feinne posted:So maybe if we get them both together then beat the poo poo out of the sillyfunny comics rear end in a top hat he'll disappear and McMillan will realize she's got poo poo opinions? https://twitter.com/harharstrips/status/876505958494687234 https://twitter.com/harharstrips/status/860133707885289473 Kind of assuming it's a girl but she never specified pronouns 
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Mermaid Autopsy posted:https://twitter.com/harharstrips/status/876505958494687234 Does not compute.  Please don't explain, it's better that way.
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Aug 8, 2017 21:10
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At least Nazi Klurf made sense!
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Mermaid Autopsy posted:Kind of assuming it's a girl but she never specified pronouns 110% certain it's a guy.
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New Kelly.
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Ok, I've sunk low enough that I don't understand a Kelly. What's with the eyes on the waitresses? (Also, why isn't the grateful offspring suitably impressed by the benevolent patriarch's largess?)
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Captain_Maclaine posted:New Kelly. Oh Kelly, you are a shining beacon of hope in these dark times. 
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Xander77 posted:Ok, I've sunk low enough that I don't understand a Kelly. They're at Hooters. Hooters is a fast-food chain whose main draw is young pretty waitresses in skimpy uniforms. The eyes are probably heavy makeup. Grateful Offspring is probably mad that his dad took his kids to a Hooters but is fed up enough with him by this point that it's easier to just not make a thing out of it. Note Grateful Offspring's wife angrily waiting outside.
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Xander77 posted:Ok, I've sunk low enough that I don't understand a Kelly. They're heavily made up, in the style that Kelly finds alluring. His son isn't actually that grateful, demonstrating that the patriarch is oblivious, as reinforced by the curiously unlabeled NO GOOD DAUGHTER IN LAW in the parking lot.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:New Kelly. He finally got his whiskey sour.
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Lastly, in the bygone era Kelly loves, Hooter's was really cheap wings.
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Like, the media is sooooo immature! Amirite? Good to know OppositeOfReality is still a thing.
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It's the little things that make Kelly one of the greats.
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Re: eyes - They have mismatched pupils, which I believe is cartoon language for "crazy", but doesn't really make sense with the cartoon. Re: offspring - the cartoon is from Kelly's perspective. He shouldn't have any idea his son isn't ecstatically enthusiastic about eating at Hooters.
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Lurdiak posted:110% certain it's a guy.
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 Guardian:  "Martin Rowson on Jeremy Corbyn and violence in Venezuela – Jeremy Corbyn has condemned ‘violence done by all sides’ in Venezuela but stopped short of criticising its socialist president, Nicolás Maduro" Telegraph:  Judge calls for clarity on status of ECJ rulings in UK after Brexit Independent:  UK data protection laws to be overhauled Times:  Evening Standard:  Tesco to end sales of 5p carrier bags Mail: Mac on... The Princess Diana documentary on Channel 4  'Ah Hodgetts. Call the TV people. All of a sudden at the weekend we lost reception.'
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"Worst puppeteering" would be a horrible and very competitive Gay Abortions category but probably would have too much overlap with the "worst bigotry" categories
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LordSloth posted:To my surprise Lester isn't talking out of his rear end here. Wondering what the gently caress he was on about, I looked up a story. Lester is right. The government should interfere more to bring costs down to charge electric cars. 
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Xander77 posted:Re: offspring - the cartoon is from Kelly's perspective. He shouldn't have any idea his son isn't ecstatically enthusiastic about eating at Hooters. If that were the case, then why would he draw the offspring being visibly unhappy with the situation?
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Spun Dog posted:Like, the media is sooooo immature! Amirite? The media is so immature, if they don't like THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES so much, why don't they just stop talking about THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?
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