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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

triple sulk posted:

my dad fuckin hates trump and a good while back he said something like "when the bombs drop i want it to land right on me" lol

he's not wrong though, having a nuke drop right on you is the most merciful outcome you could hope for in an all out nuclear war.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

being excited is not the same as losing ur poo poo

bring on the nukes

eh losing ur poo poo can be positive too

hype4death

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

triple sulk posted:

my dad fuckin hates trump and a good while back he said something like "when the bombs drop i want it to land right on me" lol

drat that's a pretty cspam dad

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Guy Goodbody posted:

Don't modern warheads have smaller yields than they used to, because they figured out that at a certain point you aren't actually making a city any deader

well that and you can cover a lot more ground "adequately" with a MIRV setup instead of a big inefficient unitary warhead and it's much harder to defend against

e: also most of this stuff was designed with counter-force rather than counter-value in mind

LGD has issued a correction as of 22:38 on Aug 8, 2017

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah like the mushroom cloud wouldn't be anywhere near that big, it would hit different parts of the atmosphere and get all weird

We've got video of it. I saw someone posted pics earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R7pZOAWQrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP9B5PkKw-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBNhYOmEgy0

Mr. Nice! has issued a correction as of 22:38 on Aug 8, 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



A Handed Missus posted:

the best trump nuke quotes are from the 1990 Playboy interview you suckers



TRUMP!

http://www.playboy.com/articles/playboy-interview-donald-trump-1990

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Naerasa posted:

drat that's a pretty cspam dad

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sky status: still smoke

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
please dont kill us all before we get to see the piss tape

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

A Handed Missus posted:

the best trump nuke quotes are from the 1990 Playboy interview you suckers



TRUMP!

http://www.playboy.com/articles/playboy-interview-donald-trump-1990

Who was the star spangled dumbass who said Trump wasn't a fogbrained nincompoop before like a decade ago?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





rear end cobra posted:

please dont kill us all before we get to see the piss tape

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


But I often think of nuclear war.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
lol i invested in a bomb shelter company in december. (they make em tubular now)

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bhuxkzjuQc

:clint:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

can't wait until nk calls trump's dick tiny and we're having this discussion again with people being like "uh actually we knew from the start that trump was full of poo poo with the fire thing, but this time its super serious"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Think of it, Charlie

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Trump delivering erstwhile eulogy for Neve Campbell

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






haha nice patritohole content :)

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Trump thought he could negotiate an end to the cold war if Reagan just brought him in lol

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

triple sulk posted:

my dad fuckin hates trump and a good while back he said something like "when the bombs drop i want it to land right on me" lol

Don't doxx me son.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/TheNatlInterest/status/895027924532940800

so how much further can the goalposts go anyway

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
wolf blizter would've been a decent command and conquer actor

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
arent home bomb shelters completely pointless since unless they're inconceivably deep underground and insulated the heat of a thermo nuclear bomb will just turn it into an oven?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


nk is actually a legitimate threat and should be worried about, but i'm not taking trump's latest brain fart as evidence of anything

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/TheNatlInterest/status/895027924532940800

so how much further can the goalposts go anyway

lol

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al-Saqr posted:

The problem with Trump is that while words dont matter to a bunch of stupid rubes like conservative america, words super loving matter and is extremely dangerous when it comes to international relations. He's too used to selling snake oil to a bunch of stupid hicks.

I would say that Trump should just shut the gently caress up and let his State Department handle back street negotiations to contain NK but, Trump and Tillerson have gutted the St. Dept. and no one even knows if they have people competent to handle this mess. Twitter is not a good forum for handling international foreign policy matters; especially things like nuclear war and NATO shooting down Russian planes.

Wonder where Tillerson is headed right now, if anywhere?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/TheNatlInterest/status/895027924532940800

so how much further can the goalposts go anyway

this did not rationalize in the way i expected it to rationalize :stare:

"oh ofc here comes the national interest saying they have 0 retaliat--"

":stare:"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


did anyone even post the video!!!!

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/895006061198848000

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


What in the gently caress is 'Indiana Tire Country' and why does it turn you straight?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

radical meme posted:

Wonder where Tillerson is headed right now, if anywhere?

To bed.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

the trick to surviving a nuclear attack is to jump right as the missile hits

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Donald trmp

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

radical meme posted:

I would say that Trump should just shut the gently caress up and let his State Department handle back street negotiations to contain NK but, Trump and Tillerson have gutted the St. Dept. and no one even knows if they have people competent to handle this mess. Twitter is not a good forum for handling international foreign policy matters; especially things like nuclear war and NATO shooting down Russian planes.

Wonder where Tillerson is headed right now, if anywhere?

he's headed home, for a nap

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
so what if we lose parts of california

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

did this dude make a video like this earlier or something

I seem to remember "fake BBC news broadcast" from a few weeks/months ago but this was published like yesterday

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


That DICK! posted:

i don't want to be nuked to death

fukcing coward

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

juche avocado posted:

haha nice patritohole content :)

http://www.officialmikepence.com/

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the full quote is way less intimidating

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/895007974963499008

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