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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

EXCUSE ME COULD YOU STOP SEARCHING FOR YOUR CHILD, IT'S REAL LATE

oh wb

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok

lets settle then and blame ppl who dont leave their phones on silent k?

Amber alerts override silent mode don't they?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok

lets settle then and blame ppl who dont leave their phones on silent k?

alright but i like the idea of some insane person yelling at a search party for disturbing them late at night

MAYBE YOU WERE HOLDING YOUR BABY BACK, MAYBE YOUR BABY IS BOSS BABY

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chunky Salsa posted:

I don't mind putting up with a good portion of your bullshit Loogs but gotta say, personally, from the deepest recesses of my heart- lol if you think this was the worst day of my life

the gently caress does this mean
sr s i dont 8njderdant

ui mean "lol if you think this wasn't the worsst day of my life" ?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

Zyla I hope u have a better day tomorrow than today was and ya feel a bit happier :unsmith: same for everyone really.

thanks :D


BrownieMinusEye posted:

We're all drunk and nihilistic here. I have good news in life but I keep it from you all because its makes more sense if everything is falling apart in this thread.

Evolution doesn't make the same mistake more than a few times in a row so if this is meant to end then gently caress it, it will and that sunglass wearing blonde white kid will be our memorium

im serious when i say brag about ur good poo poo

it makes me happy to see goons succeeding

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Chunky Salsa posted:

I learned this in college after being extremely sleep deprived and having a teacher make us watch a video where the sound messed up and we all had to sit in silence and I just had to watch for painful minutes upon minutes where 30+ students sat there and wondered if life was just a thing where you put up with increasing amounts of bullshit that you didn't want to do

spoiler alert

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Thelema and consulting the demons of Hell is alright by me :shobon:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

also baloogan, I grew up Roman Catholic, went to mass every sunday, was an Altar Boy.

One of my fellow altar boys at the time was hosed in the rectory after school for two years before people found out about it and the priest and principal of the school were quickly relocated.

after that buddhism was my calling

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

crazy cloud posted:

spoiler alert

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
lmao nancy grace had (?) an incredibly popular news (?) show for several years

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

Amber alerts override silent mode don't they?

they sure as fuk do

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

weed is pretty good

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



pretty sure you can disable government alerts on iphones.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Epic High Five posted:

if you want a meme dog you should get a corgi

Have corgi, can confirm that it owns and he owns

If you get one get a harness for walking it though, mine will randomly break into a dead sprint if he gets too excited and his neck probably would have snapped from the recoil by now otherwise

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Yeah I turned off Amber alerts on my phone cuz what the gently caress am I gonna do?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zyla posted:

also baloogan, I grew up Roman Catholic, went to mass every sunday, was an Altar Boy.

One of my fellow altar boys at the time was hosed in the rectory after school for two years before people found out about it and the priest and principal of the school were quickly relocated.

after that buddhism was my calling

that experience does not seem particularly enlightening

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

no one ever really believes that there's a high-ranking demon named Amy until you tell them to look it on up

no one's surprised to learn that Amy is pretty good at convincing people in leadership roles that your liberal arts degree is actually worth something

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Baloogan posted:

nice av sellout

i didnt buy it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/895488865930280960

imagine being this kid and reading about the trump campagin from which his life sprang forth in 15 years

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ScrubLeague posted:

Yeah I turned off Amber alerts on my phone cuz what the gently caress am I gonna do?

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED YOUR BABY MAY HAVE JOINED ISIS

WHY DO YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mr. Nice! posted:

pretty sure you can disable government alerts on iphones.

but why would I want to turn off trump tweet push notifications?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I have dated three girls named Amy and they were all white trash.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

efb trump is bad

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Baloogan posted:


ui mean "lol if you think this wasn't the worsst day of my life" ?

I really don't want to get into it because I'm the non-confrontational type personally, but your attitude of "Oh everyone else in this thread lives a life of comfort and they're just complaining about the most basic poo poo" gets on my nerves

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

MadJackal posted:

Me: "Dabbing for that bird pussy."

My wife: "That would stimulate my bird twat."

:love:



grab 'em by the cloaca

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
at least he wont be another goddamned miller

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Yinlock posted:

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED YOUR BABY MAY HAVE JOINED ISIS

WHY DO YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM

i don't have babies unless you mean my cats and if they joined isis well they're pretty smart so maybe it's the good thing to do

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

ya
isn't that deep tho?
the catholic god is the god of the poor

If the pivotal scene in an indiana jones movie is deep, u got a case of the dumbdumbs, sorry

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Yinlock posted:

that experience does not seem particularly enlightening

it was very enlightening,

no one went to jail

the kid killed himself 3 years later

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/895488865930280960

imagine being this kid and reading about the trump campagin from which his life sprang forth in 15 years

we were at a strip club, MAGAing, and

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
realtalk raiders of the lost ark owns but it's way too fuckin long

seriously just think about all the poo poo that happens in that movie

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Baloogan posted:

lol that u think we're not already in a VR

imo u should write poo poo for a living because i love ur writings
like, genious level writings,
anyhow whatyever i can do to help u werewolfed headered i will half assed 'try

Thank you baloogan

I've thought a lot about writing a book about going to the trump rally and then going to the inauguration with my ex-girlfriend six months later

But if I don't have a deadline I find it basically impossible to sit down and write anything

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zyla posted:

it was very enlightening,

no one went to jail

the kid killed himself 3 years later

im just not particularly sure how this helped cultivate inner peace

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

ScrubLeague posted:

realtalk raiders of the lost ark owns but it's way too fuckin long

seriously just think about all the poo poo that happens in that movie

It could've definitely done with some edits

I mean I love the movie but you actually watch it it an it's like "Please just get to the good parts already"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Yinlock posted:

im just not particularly sure how this helped cultivate inner peace

oh

i guess i thought the buddhism would have less child rape, and surprise surprise it does.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/895488865930280960

imagine being this kid and reading about the trump campagin from which his life sprang forth in 15 years

sorry im lost who is this

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

GobiasIndustries posted:

Amber alerts override silent mode don't they?

I think you can set it so they don't. Had one pop on my phone during a wedding so I messed around with the settings so now they don't override it.

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
My paper just got sent out for review at a really nice journal. I invented a way to verify what proteins an irreversible drug is binding to in a cell.

I spent 3 1/2 years on this project and it'll probably benefit pharma companies the most but I used the technique to come up with a new drug against a protein that nobody had ever studied before because its not commercially viable. It seems to make cancers worse when there's a lot of it. Maybe now that you can stop its function with this drug somebody can figure out what the protein is doing in us humans.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

im just not particularly sure how this helped cultivate inner peace

enlightenment isn't inner peace nor can you cultivate it, so

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zyla posted:

oh

i guess i thought the buddhism would have less child rape, and surprise surprise it does.

that works

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