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sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Zaphod42 posted:

Not uncommon for print media headlines :v:

No wonder print is dead, they can't even into grammar!

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minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Need Put-in!

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

minato posted:

Need Put-in!

:trumppop:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

There's legal reasons they can't print "La-Z-Boy".

He wouldn't be so tired if he was slamming a Red Bull instead of that beer. Just sayin'.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
On the AU conservative government:

https://twitter.com/gordypls/status/895889916260786177

https://twitter.com/political_alert/status/895834097016225793

This is for a postal non-binding survey of the electorate to approve same sex marriage. Whoops.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Samizdata posted:

He wouldn't be so tired if he was slamming a Red Bull instead of that beer. Just sayin'.

It's a diet coke.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Comstar posted:

On the AU conservative government:

https://twitter.com/gordypls/status/895889916260786177

https://twitter.com/political_alert/status/895834097016225793

This is for a postal non-binding survey of the electorate to approve same sex marriage. Whoops.

I have no idea what any of this means

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
Idiot conservative government set up non-binding poll (which will be honored only on a 'no vote) to get out of their job of changing our laws to allow gay marriage, set up convoluted opt-in postal vote, enrollments for voting increase by 17x the typical rate

At best this leaves Australia with legal gay marriage but l o l at the idea of the current government honoring something as progressive as that, at worst we have to wait until the next election for any sniff of change

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


It's Glasgow, he's lucky that nobody chased him down with a broken bottle

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
The Guardian is reporting that the Anti-Migrant-rescue boat the 'Cstar' has just had to be rescued by...a migrant rescue boat.

Incredible

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Roblo posted:

The Guardian is reporting that the Anti-Migrant-rescue boat the 'Cstar' has just had to be rescued by...a migrant rescue boat.

Incredible

Have an article.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Tremendous posting the last few pages, Gang!

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Ignimbrite posted:

Idiot conservative government set up non-binding poll (which will be honored only on a 'no vote) to get out of their job of changing our laws to allow gay marriage, set up convoluted opt-in postal vote, enrollments for voting increase by 17x the typical rate

At best this leaves Australia with legal gay marriage but l o l at the idea of the current government honoring something as progressive as that, at worst we have to wait until the next election for any sniff of change

I read exactly the opposite of this actually. To me it seemed more like they were trying to stuff their own poll with no votes.

Maybe I've just become too cynical lately.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱


#peoplemakeGlasgow :scotland:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Glassgow is basically that scene from Coming to America, I take it

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

This is the kind of schadenfreude I wish I could inject directly in my veins.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"





The headline at the top is missing its articles.

:goonsay:


Like, drat, pick up a newspaper you moron.

Tip Shades
Oct 28, 2016

It was the third mop beating that finally broke his spirit.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!


They didn't have their own knives? Shameful Glaswegians.

CerealCrunch
Jun 23, 2007

food court bailiff posted:

The headline at the top is missing its articles.

:goonsay:


Like, drat, pick up a newspaper you moron.

What the gently caress is a newspaper?

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

AlmightyBob posted:

That rear end in a top hat billionaire that put a locked gate in front of a public beach finally lost

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/895763925547069441

The Guardian posted:

Khosla, who has a net worth of $1.55bn and does not live on the property, has faced multiple lawsuits and legislative efforts to get him to open up the gate to the beach near Half Moon Bay,

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


http://i.imgur.com/CwFgHEv.mp4

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Comstar posted:

On the AU conservative government:

https://twitter.com/gordypls/status/895889916260786177

https://twitter.com/political_alert/status/895834097016225793

This is for a postal non-binding survey of the electorate to approve same sex marriage. Whoops.

WHOA



Australians spell "enroll" with only one L

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

SiKboy posted:

#peoplemakeGlasgow :scotland:

Is a mop to the head better or worse than a traffic cone to the head though

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


"Well, I missed...human, cushion my fall."

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


http://i.imgur.com/EHoAhSb.mp4

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Jeffrey Lord was fired by CNN

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


http://i.imgur.com/DFCwLZ7.mp4

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Pesticide20 posted:

Jeffrey Lord was fired by CNN

good, gently caress that guy

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Rally Kitten wants none of your poo poo.

U-DO Burger posted:

good, gently caress that guy

I totally agree, but they never should have hired him in the first place.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨



E: I have no idea how to make that bigger on mobile

Subjunctive has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Aug 11, 2017

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Subjunctive posted:



E: I have no idea how to make that bigger on mobile
here you go

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

You have no idea how much i wanted that kitten to have the baseball in its mouth :allears:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

That is some prime "George of the Jungle" action right there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXWy-HQefc

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Hihohe posted:

here you go

Thanks!

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Look at this guy who doesn't know how to hold a cat

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

If only there was someone with a big leather glove.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Taylor Swift is being sued by a guy she alleges groped her, so she had to testify in court.

https://twitter.com/AgentTinsley/status/895730643652366337

Her responses to their insane questions are amazing.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

DiggityDoink posted:

It's a diet coke.

Wasn't sure. I don't drink Diet Coke and I see a silver can, I think of Coors...

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