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Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Reading that Vanity Fair article I just had a fun thought: There's no way Trump's administration properly handles the 2020 census well which usually starts gearing up 1-2 years before the census date. So that's another fun thing to consider.

Good news, I have more fun for you!


coyo7e posted:

Bannon/Conway

I was shipping Scaramucci and DeVos because I love the thought of Mooch and Prince fighting and then kissing. I will also accept Jared and SHuckS or Ivanka and either Mnuchin or Fahrenthold.

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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

PT6A posted:

If they made a porno, I think it would have to be considered an instrument of torture.

He only does solo.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Ague Proof posted:

He only does solo.

:vince:

fake edit: well, in reverse I suppose.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Guys, we don't have much time left to get some sweet Trump gear!

https://twitter.com/jimhigdon/status/896028091843215360

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Reading that Vanity Fair article I just had a fun thought: There's no way Trump's administration properly handles the 2020 census well which usually starts gearing up 1-2 years before the census date. So that's another fun thing to consider.

Yeah, that's something I called before the inauguration. People were all "it's a constitutional duty!" but the Trump administration has a positive incentive to gently caress it up because a new accurate census can only hurt them

Secret Machine
Jun 20, 2005

What the Hell?

Rigel posted:

Guys, we don't have much time left to get some sweet Trump gear!

Is this the hint of impending impeachment or nuclear death orgy?

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Rigel posted:

Guys, we don't have much time left to get some sweet Trump gear!

https://twitter.com/jimhigdon/status/896028091843215360

Supply-side merch economics, makes sense to me.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm going to ask something, and hopefully it doesn't come off as too crazy.

How do you deal with this NK issue? Every time I think about the existential threat of this kind of nuclear exchange (meaning the full one-- the one where NK just gets nuked without the MAD chain reaction is bad, but not an apocalypse on the same level) it constantly fills me with a kind of dread and depression that makes it impossible to really go through the day and act like anything you do even matters in the slightest. I'd think/hope that since I work on a military base I'd be one of the early nuke targets and feel absolutely nothing when I get vaporized, but I worry my wife living 40 miles away and just dying a lovely slow death. All because two little men are trying to prove which one is bigger.

I've always been high-strung, and constantly deal with stress from possible things like economic collapse, budget/debt insanity, or just massive layoffs. But this thing is different and feels just massive and unfixable. I did live through the tail end of the Cold War, but the wall fell when I was 9, and the abject fear of nuclear annihilation had been off the table for awhile by the time I grew up. How do people deal with kind of unending despair without becoming non-functional?

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

Radish posted:

Haha Trump is doing the bad boss thing of telling an underling to do all his work for him.

Not only that he thinks that he's Mitch's boss. One of the worst things you can do in a company is to shout orders at someone you have no organizational control over.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Reading that Vanity Fair article I just had a fun thought: There's no way Trump's administration properly handles the 2020 census well which usually starts gearing up 1-2 years before the census date. So that's another fun thing to consider.

Commerce put every possible opening up on USA jobs before January. They did everything they could while they could.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Yeah, that's something I called before the inauguration. People were all "it's a constitutional duty!" but the Trump administration has a positive incentive to gently caress it up because a new accurate census can only hurt them

Yeah, I don't think Trump is going to cancel the 2020 census since its flat-out mandatory, but there are lots of ways to gently caress with it to undercount blue areas. I assume this time around they won't try very hard to count the hispanic population in coastal states, but they are going to make sure they find each and every last person living in Texas.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Yeah, that's something I called before the inauguration. People were all "it's a constitutional duty!" but the Trump administration has a positive incentive to gently caress it up because a new accurate census can only hurt them

Well that'll be a fun shitshow to look forward to during the 2020 campaign. More reasons to get his rear end impeached ASAP.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Rigel posted:

Guys, we don't have much time left to get some sweet Trump gear!

https://twitter.com/jimhigdon/status/896028091843215360

I just noticed that stupid Trump/Pence logo is off center and now I can't unsee it.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rigel posted:

Yeah, I don't think Trump is going to cancel the 2020 census since its flat-out mandatory, but there are lots of ways to gently caress with it to undercount blue areas. I assume this time around they won't try very hard to count the hispanic population in coastal states, but they are going to make sure they find each and every last person living in Texas.

texas, a coastal state with a high hispanic population?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



This got lost on the last page.

The fact that people use his line about how he's pro diversity despite pages of his arguments against that is so frustrating. It's the same idiotic "well we can't know for sure he's racist in his heart just because he said an ethnic slur" but in a nerd's middle school level sociologist paper. Part of male/white privilege is a whole system centered around giving these assholes the benefit of the doubt to a farcical degree.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

rkajdi posted:

I'm going to ask something, and hopefully it doesn't come off as too crazy.

How do you deal with this NK issue? Every time I think about the existential threat of this kind of nuclear exchange (meaning the full one-- the one where NK just gets nuked without the MAD chain reaction is bad, but not an apocalypse on the same level) it constantly fills me with a kind of dread and depression that makes it impossible to really go through the day and act like anything you do even matters in the slightest. I'd think/hope that since I work on a military base I'd be one of the early nuke targets and feel absolutely nothing when I get vaporized, but I worry my wife living 40 miles away and just dying a lovely slow death. All because two little men are trying to prove which one is bigger.

I've always been high-strung, and constantly deal with stress from possible things like economic collapse, budget/debt insanity, or just massive layoffs. But this thing is different and feels just massive and unfixable. I did live through the tail end of the Cold War, but the wall fell when I was 9, and the abject fear of nuclear annihilation had been off the table for awhile by the time I grew up. How do people deal with kind of unending despair without becoming non-functional?

There is no MAD with North Korea, it would be very one sided. The problem with a war with N. Korea is that it'd probably piss off the Chinese and tens of thousands of South Koreans would die.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

boner confessor posted:

texas, a coastal state with a high hispanic population?

Texas is not considered a coastal state for political purposes. They would be motivated to find everyone, hispanics included, in Texas since all that matters for the census is getting a higher total population count in reliably red states.

A hosed up census could conceivably steal a couple house seats and a couple EV for the 2024 and 2028 presidential elections.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Uh oh

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/895998813881737216

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Radish posted:

This got lost on the last page.

The fact that people use his line about how he's pro diversity despite pages of his arguments against that is so frustrating. It's the same idiotic "well we can't know for sure he's racist in his heart just because he said an ethnic slur" but in a nerd's middle school level sociologist paper. Part of male/white privilege is a whole system centered around giving these assholes the benefit of the doubt to a farcical degree.

I just read that off Twitter and it's pretty good, agreed. The biggest issue is that he keeps going "I'm talking about populations which doesn't apply to individual" to justify his nonsense. "One of the good ones" doesn't work for women just as much as it doesn't work for black people.

Much like every other white bread nerd he doesn't realize that the "neuroticism" he is deriding is a result of having women's faces stepped on by others for all of history.

It's super dumb and I hate that he is some sort of weird right wing martyr now.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Radish posted:

This got lost on the last page.

The fact that people use his line about how he's pro diversity despite pages of his arguments against that is so frustrating. It's the same idiotic "well we can't know for sure he's racist in his heart just because he said an ethnic slur" but in a nerd's middle school level sociologist paper. Part of male/white privilege is a whole system centered around giving these assholes the benefit of the doubt to a farcical degree.

The thing I liked about the article is that the author was extremely generous to people defending the memo. She basically said "ok, just for a moment I am going to assume you are not misogynistic assholes. Here is what you are missing"

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Radish posted:

This got lost on the last page.

The fact that people use his line about how he's pro diversity despite pages of his arguments against that is so frustrating. It's the same idiotic "well we can't know for sure he's racist in his heart just because he said an ethnic slur" but in a nerd's middle school level sociologist paper. Part of male/white privilege is a whole system centered around giving these assholes the benefit of the doubt to a farcical degree.

Conor Friedersdorf wrote an entire article that was founded on that premise, that he isn't anti-diversity just because he says he isn't. I forget who it was but someone on twitter described it as "such bullshit credulity," which summarized it perfectly.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hollismason posted:

There is no MAD with North Korea, it would be very one sided. The problem with a war with N. Korea is that it'd probably piss off the Chinese and tens of thousands of South Koreans would die.

Isn't the issue that any nuclear exchange could easily get all the other players to attack with nuclear weapons as well? I mean, that's what the gallows humor is about here, so I'd think at least some people see it as possible.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rigel posted:

Texas is not considered a coastal state for political purposes.

by who? i regard it as a coastal state for political purposes

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

rkajdi posted:

Isn't the issue that any nuclear exchange could easily get all the other players to attack with nuclear weapons as well? I mean, that's what the gallows humor is about here, so I'd think at least some people see it as possible.

If we swing first, sure, but if it is supposedly self defense then we would be fine.

NK and Trump are two shirtless dudes circling around each other in a parking lot.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

boner confessor posted:

by who? i regard it as a coastal state for political purposes

Almost everyone?

When we're talking politics, "coastal states" refers to the states running from Washington to California, and from Maine to Florida. Gulf coast states west of Florida are geographically and meteorologically coastal, but not politically coastal.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rigel posted:

Almost everyone?

When we're talking politics, "coastal states" refers to the states running from Washington to California, and from Maine to Florida. Gulf coast states west of Florida are geographically and meteorologically coastal, but not politically coastal.

tell me where the real mountains are next would love 2 hear your geography opinions

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Shooting a missile at and then blowing up a passenger jet: not an act of war

Shooting a missile at and maybe blowing up the ocean near a US base: an act of war

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

lol

https://twitter.com/politico/status/896033229131612160

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

that usage of coastal is sort of confusing but makes logical sense: we refer to the east coast, the west coast, and flyover country as three distinct regions of the country and texas is clearly in flyover country even though it technically has a coastline, and vermont is still part of the east coast even though it does not

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Good lord what a time to be alive.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

rkajdi posted:

Isn't the issue that any nuclear exchange could easily get all the other players to attack with nuclear weapons as well? I mean, that's what the gallows humor is about here, so I'd think at least some people see it as possible.

This is probably true when it's the US attacking Russia or vice versa or either of those two attacking a country that isn't in hideous standing with the international community. But while nuclear war with North Korea would be horrific, I very much doubt that anyone is going to risk apocalypse to go to bat for Kim Jong Un.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

evilweasel posted:

that usage of coastal is sort of confusing but makes logical sense: we refer to the east coast, the west coast, and flyover country as three distinct regions of the country and texas is clearly in flyover country even though it technically has a coastline, and vermont is still part of the east coast even though it does not

seems like a gap in perception then and a faulty definition considering 7 out of the top 10 busiest ports in america are in the 'non-coastal' gulf coast states

houston ships more cargo than the NYC/NJ port complex but i guess it doesn't count, for reasons

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

boner confessor posted:

tell me where the real mountains are next would love 2 hear your geography opinions

Thats a weird non sequitur.

When we're looking at an electoral college map and musing about how candidate X will do in the coastal states (usually east coast since west is a given) no one is thinking about loving Texas.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rigel posted:

When we're looking at an electoral college map and musing about how candidate X will do in the coastal states (usually east coast since west is a given) no one is thinking about loving Texas.

i dunno about you but me, generally, i don't try to point at holes in my understanding as a good thing or hold up flaws in my perception of the world as proof that my argument is actually correct

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Why is this a story. They're not saying he's been offered a pardon, just that he would (obviously) accept one

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

boner confessor posted:

by who? i regard it as a coastal state for political purposes

You're the only one who does. It's a "coastal state" in purely geographical terms but in the context of politics, it's not a Coastal State because it's not on the East or West Coast and doesn't have the commonalities they do in terms of how their politics and populaces work. I know "stop being a moron" is asking too much of you, so can you just stop posting instead?

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

FlamingLiberal posted:

Why is this a story. They're not saying he's been offered a pardon, just that he would (obviously) accept one

I believe legally you don't have the right to refuse a pardon, so this is basically him asking for a pardon.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

boner confessor posted:

seems like a gap in perception then and a faulty definition considering 7 out of the top 10 busiest ports in america are in the 'non-coastal' gulf coast states

houston ships more cargo than the NYC/NJ port complex but i guess it doesn't count, for reasons

its a reference to a group of states that happens to mostly overlap with a geographical feature so it gets tagged by that geographic feature even though it's not ~precisely accurate~

english has lots of terms that don't match their literal meaning and uses many words and phrases to mean multiple things that can be contradictory where the reader or listener is expected to infer the meaning from context and if you're talking politics and refer to coastal states, you probably are not including the gulf coast unless the context of the conversation implies you are (say, you are discussing shipping)

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Rot.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

TheScott2K posted:

You're the only one who does. It's a "coastal state" in purely geographical terms but in the context of politics, it's not a Coastal State because it's not on the East or West Coast and doesn't have the commonalities they do in terms of how their politics and populaces work. I know "stop being a moron" is asking too much of you, so can you just stop posting instead?

i mean i guess there's some sort of special exceptional property of the waters of the Atlantic which makes states that touch them more liberal north of a certain line a guess or it could be a flawed, arbitrary grouping that goons want to defend to the death for some reason because it's easier than admitting they're wrong

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