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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-philadelphia-eagles-1797746673
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Less Zeke the Stink Elliott and more Ronald The Greatest Darby
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Aug 11, 2017 19:54
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These articles always suck. It's like they are written by people that don't follow the NFL. Yeah our QB is from North Dakota and likes to hunt. Boy he really nailed us there. We already had the NFC East dumpster fire series which is like the same idea only written by someone who watches the teams.
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Aug 11, 2017 20:36
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They're only worth it for the fan submissions.
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Aug 11, 2017 20:38
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NotWearingPants posted:These articles always suck. It's like they are written by people that don't follow the NFL. Yeah our QB is from North Dakota and likes to hunt. Boy he really nailed us there. It is true that Wentz is probably bad and we will live in the toilet forever.
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NotWearingPants posted:These articles always suck. It's like they are written by people that don't follow the NFL. Yeah our QB is from North Dakota and likes to hunt. Boy he really nailed us there. counterpoint: Inspirational Chicken Man 
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Aug 11, 2017 20:41
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NotWearingPants posted:These articles always suck. It's like they are written by people that don't follow the NFL. Yeah our QB is from North Dakota and likes to hunt. Boy he really nailed us there. I knew, just knew, you'd get really mad at this lol
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Aug 11, 2017 20:46
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Amy Pole Her posted:I knew, just knew, you'd get really mad at this lol The YTTS series loving owns and gives me lots of laughter and then accurately predicts how every season will go for every team without actually providing a record prediction
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Aug 11, 2017 20:49
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Amy Pole Her posted:I knew, just knew, you'd get really mad at this lol Yeah, I'm livid. Seriously though, I wish there were critiques in that article that caused even a little bit of emotional response in me other than "Oh, this is dumb. I'm wasting my time reading it."
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Aug 11, 2017 20:52
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Cowboys will be fine w/o Zeke for 6 games (and who knows if he even serves that this season with an appeal and possible litigation). Our line and Morris/DMC waiting in the wings can handle that load.
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Aug 11, 2017 21:17
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TheChirurgeon posted:so you're asking if it's possible for a team to go 0-0-16 and then make the playoffs and run the table Mr. Brady please go home, we'll get an uber for you. This is one of the dumbest rants I've seen here and I'm positive you're not getting raked over the coals for it because no one else bothered to read it. NFL players don't get away with crimes because they get suspended, NFL players get away with crimes because they're loving loaded. No one wants to deal with a wealthy defendant with the best lawyer in the state who actually will take every thing to its legal extreme and destroy you if you hosed anything up.
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Aug 12, 2017 01:08
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NotWearingPants posted:Yeah, I'm livid. It's meant to be a joke, lighten up
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Aug 12, 2017 01:11
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I think professional athletes should get off for non-violent crimes in their hometowns and the cities they play for and cops that arrest them are dicks.
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Aug 12, 2017 08:11
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Apparently it was a very emotional day for the Eagles with Jordan Matthews. A lot of the team went out to dinner with him yesterday to say goodbye and Wentz was the one who drove him to the airport. 😕 https://twitter.com/jclarkcsn/status/896227373498216450 89 fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Aug 12, 2017 |
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Aug 12, 2017 21:17
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I bet that dude appreciates the camera in his face.
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Aug 13, 2017 00:01
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Lol I just caught the 6 games for Elliott, totally earned it.
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Aug 13, 2017 03:49
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had a tough last 6 months my daughter was in and out of the hospital with poo poo so im excited to see some seahawks football tomorrow friends, football is great lets all bitch at each other about everything for the next five months
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Aug 13, 2017 03:52
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Do it ironically posted:had a tough last 6 months my daughter was in and out of the hospital with poo poo so im excited to see some seahawks football tomorrow friends, football is great lets all bitch at each other about everything for the next five months gently caress the seahawks
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Aug 13, 2017 04:06
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a new study bible! posted:gently caress the seahawks mbison.giff let's get this season going already
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Do it ironically posted:had a tough last 6 months my daughter was in and out of the hospital with poo poo so im excited to see some seahawks football tomorrow friends, football is great lets all bitch at each other about everything for the next five months Oh I have permission? Richard Sherman only covers part of the field, holds like crazy, and is on PED's. Russell Wilson is a moron and word on the street is that he cheated on his wife but she confided in Golden Tate's wife hence the bad blood. Also Pete Carroll did 9/11 and pretends it didn't happen to throw everyone off his trail. Think about it. Edit:. I hope everything is great with the little one and the Seahawks' plane crashes into Rainier. Football! Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Aug 13, 2017 |
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Aug 13, 2017 04:40
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Apparently Ronald Darby has been blowing everyone away at camp in this extremely short time. Just his presence has elevated the game of all of the secondary. Had an INT today and almost had another after that. Still, obviously, hardly knows the scheme. Howie for MVP. Also, small, but noteworthy. Malcolm Jenkins has personally been targeting Nelson Agholor in practice. Making sure to always cover him, getting in his face, being super rough with him. Challenging him more than anyone else to take over Jordan Matthews's old role. 89 fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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Aug 15, 2017 05:49
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89 posted:Apparently Ronald Darby has been blowing everyone away at camp in this extremely short time. Just his presence has elevated the game of all of the secondary. Had an INT today and almost had another after that. Still, obviously, hardly knows the scheme. So what you are saying is the Eagles are on course to defend the Offseason Champ title.
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Aug 15, 2017 09:41
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If you put a gun to my head and demanded my season prediction for the NFC East...I want to believe the Eagles will take the next step, and the Cowboys will have to play from behind after their number of suspensions to squeak by in the wild card. It's just a feeling a get going into this season. I just don't expect Eli to look good, and somehow the Redskins will find a way to regress. Both teams will split their series with Dallas though, somehow. I can't believe I'm saying it, but I expect an even shittier Cowboys defense this year.
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Aug 15, 2017 12:17
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It'll end as an all 8-8 division with the Eagles on top and the Cowboys losing the division in wek 17. So it is written, so it shall be.
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Aug 15, 2017 12:30
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Quiet Feet posted:It'll end as an all 7-9 division with the Eagles on top and the Cowboys losing the division in wek 17. So it is written, so it shall be. fixed it
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Aug 15, 2017 13:23
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The mythical 3-13 division winner will rise
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Aug 15, 2017 16:05
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Ryan Mathews is finally gone. https://twitter.com/NFL/status/897485268533510144 A tidy player in a battered, broken old body.
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Aug 15, 2017 16:53
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El Patron posted:Ryan Mathews is finally gone. I really liked the way Mathews ran and I was always hoping for a miracle where he wouldn't get hurt, but the safe bet was that he'd get hurt again. I wonder if his injury issues can be blamed solely on football. Mathews is really into motocross so he's probably had some pretty impressive wipeouts there.
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Aug 15, 2017 17:19
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Howie is obviously racist towards guys with Matthews as a last name.
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Aug 15, 2017 17:43
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Wait we have non-eagles fans itt now who have bought into enough offseason champ propaganda that they actually think the Eagles will win the division I thought we were just humoring them so we could quote their posts in December and look back fondly on their "Nelson agholor in the best shape of his life" optimism
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Aug 16, 2017 17:48
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No that's just crazy nonsense about Nelson Agholor. Zach Ertz, however, is poised for a breakout year
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Aug 16, 2017 17:52
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Honestly, there's not a whole lot of holes left on the Eagles starting offensive and defensive rosters after this Darby trade. At least on paper. We're looking goooood! Eagles were also very deceptively much better last year than their record said. Even with one of the toughest NFL schedules of any team in a long, long time, they still came out with 7 wins. Only 2 of their losses were by more than one score. More than often it was by a field goal.
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Aug 16, 2017 19:24
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89 posted:Honestly, there's not a whole lot of holes left on the Eagles starting offensive and defensive rosters after this Darby trade. At least on paper. We had 9 pythagorean wins last year despite 7 actual wins which tends to correlate with improvement the next year. 18 AND 1
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Aug 16, 2017 20:19
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Eagles are placing third in the division.
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Aug 16, 2017 20:28
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Tom Sellout posted:Eagles are placing third in the division. yeah
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Aug 16, 2017 20:29
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Tom Sellout posted:Eagles are placing third in the division. You misspelled Cowboys friend 
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Aug 16, 2017 20:29
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I'm the Eagles fan picking Washington to win it all
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Aug 16, 2017 21:10
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88 the Troy Burton page
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Aug 16, 2017 21:11
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I'm not sure what he had to do with Charlottesville do u have a link
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Iodised QQ posted:Wait we have non-eagles fans itt now who have bought into enough offseason champ propaganda that they actually think the Eagles will win the division I thought this was a good summary of why people might feel this way: quote:Way back in March, if I were to tell you the Philadelphia Eagles would be able to upgrade at quarterback, wide receiver, defensive end, cornerback, safety, and arguably another position here or there, while somehow ending up with more salary cap space on the final day of training camp in August than they had before free agency began, you'd probably say I was crazy, right? Off-season Champions baby!
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