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Arturo Ui
Apr 14, 2005

Forums Bosch Expert

glowing-fish posted:

I picked the right time to move to Chile, apparently.

I moved here I think two days before Trump ran the northeast primaries in April 2016.

Perfect timing.

What are your thoughts on the Andes as compared to Montana's mountains?

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Goffer posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeHeim/status/896192078832599042

lol it's like they're all getting voted off the island

Always with the loving tiki torches. The alt-right literally doesn't know how to make a basic torch.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

GreyjoyBastard posted:

[Lee]'s both superficially somewhat decent and kind of badass.

Lee wasn't badass. He's wasn't even all that good a general. He had lost all of his cavalry (they didn't die or anything--they sorta rode off east) and decided to march on Gettysburg without any military reconnaissance, on the advice of Henry Harrison. Henry had no military training, and said the entire Union army was at Gettysburg, but hell, you can take 'em. Lee arrived in Gettysburg, found himself vastly outnumbered and outgunned, and decided to send the entire army straight in to take a hill, a military tactic indistinguishable from pouring out a bucket on a bonfire and then giving up. With no intel, no plan, and no control over the flanks of his army, Lee bet everything, and lost loving hard.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Trump... Bad?

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
^^^^^^^
Trump bad.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I mean, I don't want to make it illegal to release a clock that tracks the odds of cerebellum syrup ending human life by creating a race of meta human xmen but the doomsday clock used to be way more grounded than that. The times legitimately used to match world events for decades, now year to year the number changes what it even tracks and its just always at a very low number of minutes way higher than most of the entire Cold War and just rising till they ran out of numbers and went to fractions.

:mad: You suck! My sentences go where they want to!
Here is a visual example of one. I always make my point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWbnrfKRFxI


Didn't one of the organizers of this... thing tell them to dress "sexy?'

KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Aug 12, 2017

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
A breakdown of that crazy NSC memo.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Always with the loving tiki torches. The alt-right literally doesn't know how to make a basic torch.

They're doing it because Richard Spencer started it with that group of like 20 people at the Robert E Lee statue a few months ago and the Nazis don't invent, the appropriate. They memed Home Depot patio torches into a hate symbol.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Didn't the Nazis march in a torchlit demonstration, or am I misremembering?

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
So long as I'm posting Blues Brothers-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTT1qUswYL0

Kale
May 14, 2010

n3wt posted:

Let's alienate the country that holds most of the national debt right before congress takes on the subject of national debt.

He always times this poo poo for the worst possible moments where it can do the most lasting damage. I recall he announced some sort of bullshit bigotry thing right in the middle of black history month among other things

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Young Freud posted:

Look at this map and see what countries have nukes...


With the exception of French Guyana, there's no nuclear powers remaining south of the equator. In a worldwide nuclear war, it's mostly going to be counterstrike (military targets, particularly nuclear weapon sites) and countervalue targets (population and industrial centers to prevent your enemy from rebuilding their military) of other nuclear powers. Blowing up neutral nations is stupid since you'll need those to rebuild or live in exile, because even those big shelters like Mount Weather and Cheyenne Mountain aren't self-sustaining and Air Force One can't fly forever. The fallout tracks would be limited to the jet stream, so most effects would be above the Tropic of Cancer.

In short, a nuclear war is mostly a white man's problem.

If you count French Guyana, we're also a nuclear power south of the equator: American Samoa

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Arturo Ui posted:

What are your thoughts on the Andes as compared to Montana's mountains?

The Andes are the world's most dramatic mountains.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Arglebargle III posted:

Is anyone really freaking out about this North Korea thing? We've had tens of thousands of nukes pointed at us for decades.

The media is really poo poo at reporting on the whole situation and tends to portray North Korea as some kind of crazy rogue state with irrational leadership that might just randomly starting launching missiles at civilian targets. It's not even entirely their fault, it's just a complex situation and that's the message a lot of people get out of it when their entire exposure is some Facebook posts or a couple of stories on the nightly news. The risk of something like a miscalculated strike leading to Iraq War 3.0: Even loving Worse This Time is less sexy and harder to convey.

Kale
May 14, 2010

Fitzy Fitz posted:

So how's that whole "alienating the Senate" thing going, Mr. President?

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/896193678628319233

Ben Sasse cool again? Naaaah but the senate definitely does seem to be getting more and more tired of his poo poo

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

glowing-fish posted:

The Andes are the world's most dramatic mountains.

would you say that the rockies are, comparatively, just hills?

Kale
May 14, 2010

Covok posted:

It's a little less bad when you read the whole story.

The whole story is:
  • White supremacists show up
  • Counter protesters show up
  • Two yell at each other
  • Fight breaks out
  • Police show up, end fight
  • Police remove white supremacists
  • White supremacists leave while being mocked by BLM protesters
  • BLM protesters removed by police
  • Small pockets of violence breaks out: police arrest people involved, not clear if BLM or WS (but, let's be honest, they're white southern cops so BLM and, almost certainly, the cops started it because they're crooked, racist cops)

However, it's still really loving bad. Outside the obvious, the reporter points out the cops were not there when the tiki torch guys first showed up and only showed up when the BLM guys showed up. This is still racist cops being horrid pieces of poo poo and should lose their jobs, but they were most discrete about it.

In short, gently caress the police, but, also, it wasn't as horrible as it could have been. But, still, gently caress the police.

Again I don't know why people don't see all this poo poo as the most mind numbingly dumb stuff in the world. We're still at this point, it's downright insulting, nothing was solved and it just makes the people involved look flat out terrible.

Mystic Mongol posted:

Lee wasn't badass. He's wasn't even all that good a general. He had lost all of his cavalry (they didn't die or anything--they sorta rode off east) and decided to march on Gettysburg without any military reconnaissance, on the advice of Henry Harrison. Henry had no military training, and said the entire Union army was at Gettysburg, but hell, you can take 'em. Lee arrived in Gettysburg, found himself vastly outnumbered and outgunned, and decided to send the entire army straight in to take a hill, a military tactic indistinguishable from pouring out a bucket on a bonfire and then giving up. With no intel, no plan, and no control over the flanks of his army, Lee bet everything, and lost loving hard.

The way Ken Burns documentary and history courses I took made it sound the Union just went through terrible general after terrible general before getting to Grant who was simply willing to actually pursue and eliminate Lee's army. It sounds like had they not just kind of sat there and let him retreat at a few key battles (specifically Antietam) they could have ended the war within a year which is how long they had really expected it to last. I remember hearing what Lee was infamous for is having almost no apparent moral hangup over sending men into battle to die for strategically insignificant gains but gains nonetheless. I think Lee was a competent general but I do wonder how things would turn out in some alternate history where he gets Grant first thing instead of McClellan who's claim to infamy was always fighting like he was vastly outnumbered when in fact his armies vastly outnumbered the opposing army.

Kale fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Aug 12, 2017

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Paradoxish posted:

The Trump Administration is really poo poo at reporting on the whole situation and tends to portray the US as some kind of crazy rogue state with irrational leadership that might just randomly starting launching missiles at civilian targets. It's not even entirely their fault, it's just a complex situation and that's the message a lot of people get out of it when their entire exposure is some Facebook posts or a couple of stories on the nightly news. The risk of something like a miscalculated strike leading to Iraq War 3.0: Even loving Worse This Time is less sexy and harder to convey.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Kale posted:

Again I don't know why people don't see all this poo poo as the most mind numbingly dumb stuff in the world. We're still at this point, it's downright insulting, nothing was solved and it just makes the people involved look flat out terrible

As in admendum, a lot of Mace was being used. The reporter had a torch thrown at him and was maced by a group of armed people until he showed his press pass.

Kale
May 14, 2010

Covok posted:

As in admendum, a lot of Mace was being used. The reporter had a torch thrown at him and was maced by a group of armed people until he showed his press pass.

The age of the most measured responses to things

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

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Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Aug 12, 2017

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Thank you for this...

Edit: just got the message, and thank you for that, as well.

glowing-fish fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Aug 12, 2017

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


This is grim as gently caress

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Gyges posted:

The last 7 months of Trump demonstrating his thoughts on loyalty probably are helping speed along Mueller's investigation. Why would anyone not turn on the orange idiot when they know that not only will he turn on them, he'll try and pin everything on them?


I look forward to Trump's threat to primary both Sasse and The Turtle in 2018.

I do hope that Trump actually does help fund a bunch of primary attempts against those in congress who have crossed him. Not only because only the most incompetent morons meet Donny's standards, but because it'll only turn everyone left more hostile. I'm really looking forward to the 2020 election when the only accomplishment of the Republican control of all the Federal Government is stealing a Supreme Court Seat from Obama before they took full control.

I'm looking forward to Trump somehow getting Neil M. Gorsuch either convicted of some crime involved in his investigation or killed due to sheer incompetence.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Mystic Mongol posted:

Lee wasn't badass. He's wasn't even all that good a general. He had lost all of his cavalry (they didn't die or anything--they sorta rode off east) and decided to march on Gettysburg without any military reconnaissance, on the advice of Henry Harrison. Henry had no military training, and said the entire Union army was at Gettysburg, but hell, you can take 'em. Lee arrived in Gettysburg, found himself vastly outnumbered and outgunned, and decided to send the entire army straight in to take a hill, a military tactic indistinguishable from pouring out a bucket on a bonfire and then giving up. With no intel, no plan, and no control over the flanks of his army, Lee bet everything, and lost loving hard.

I used the adverb "superficially"! It's like you assholes are totally ignoring my weasel words when I'm suggesting how morons view historical events! :mad:

(Thanks for the goodpost)

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Look at those dweebs. What the gently caress? I thought nazis were supposed to work out almost as much as they hate non-whites.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

Party Plane Jones posted:

the one about paterno

Reminder SPORTS are more important than the vics of a pedo.

and it is an injustice that college sports fans haven't made it a long term meme to constantly call Penn State the Penn State Pedos.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Mustached Demon posted:

Look at those dweebs. What the gently caress? I thought nazis were supposed to work out almost as much as they hate non-whites.

These are people who's only claim to self esteem is being the right color and gender. Surprise! They suck.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

PhazonLink posted:

Reminder SPORTS are more important than the vics of a pedo.

and it is an injustice that college sports fans haven't made it a long term meme to constantly call Penn State the Penn State Pedos.

"Well you see that'd dishonor the honorable players who played the game for their scholarships the love of the game and you know *so few* boys got molested and Penn State football brought such joy to me all of my friends and fellow alumni and it's such a wonderful program with such a storied history and *this one incident* shouldn't stymie and smear something I enjoy so much and use as an element of escapism from my dreary, go-nowhere existence beloved by so many. To say Joe Paterno (~pbuh~) was complicit in he-who-must-not-be-named's crimes is *totally* unfair except in seasons where he didn't get it done. GO LIONS!"

Also, I'm a bit more partial to the Penn State Felony Lyins.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

You fuckers keep sending and defending this poo poo to my state and I'll just see what I can do about cleaning them up.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


The ironic thing is that in the general consciousness Paterno and Sandusky merged together, so your average joe on the street probably things that JoePa molested the kids himself-- thus negating the reputation he desperately tried to preserve in life by covering up the sexual assault of others.

That's probably not the right use of ironic. Oh well.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
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Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I dunno why but this is hilarious to me.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Teddybear posted:

The ironic thing is that in the general consciousness Paterno and Sandusky merged together, so your average joe on the street probably things that JoePa molested the kids himself-- thus negating the reputation he desperately tried to preserve in life by covering up the sexual assault of others.

That's probably not the right use of ironic. Oh well.

College sports is the Scientology of American Capitalism. 99.x% of the ~student athletes~ are chewed up and spat out with a substandard 'certificate' claiming they completed a questionably-worthwhile social rite of passage for the enjoyment of people who are at a higher 'operating level' than them. And the less than 1% who 'make it' won't ever shut up about the 'opportunity' their alma mater afforded them, ensuring that an entire ethnically-unbalanced group of mostly young men continue to work toward trying to get that camel through the eye of the proverbial needle.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Were they actual nazis doing an actual nazi salute? Is that picture out of context in any way?

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
No they're alt-righters, totally not nazis. The salute is purely coincidental.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


empty whippet box posted:

Were they actual nazis doing an actual nazi salute? Is that picture out of context in any way?

Only if the context that they were holding torches chanting white supremacist slogans while surrounding a statue of the Confederate President somehow negates it for you.

They're Nazis. They're incapable of subtlety.

Edit: oh it's Lee not Davis. Same treason anyway.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Looks like our grandparents died for nothing.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
And while this filth marches in the streets against UVA once again, surprisingly nothing happens to good old Liberty University where these freaks probably go to school. I'm almost willing to bet all of the nazi attendees are from Lynchburg or Bedford County if I also didn't think the local supermarket baggers and janitors of charlottesville got out their tiki torches to try and frighten people with an actual future and pretend they aren't goddamn trailer-park wastes of life.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:killing:

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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

"It's not a Nazi salute, it's a Roman salute. And we weren't saying 'sieg heil' we were saying 'hail victory'" :downs:

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