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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

*drives a nazi, plowing it into 20 peaceful cars doing absolutely nothing*

i want a refund, my nazi just turned into loving paste

that's a feature not a bug, ma'am

we can sell you a new one at a discount price if you're unhappy

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Chokes McGee posted:

I never thought I'd say this O&R but I like the cut of your jib

Even I see that this event is beyond my trademark devil's advocacy

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:27

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/896569993697034244

oh good, lemme call it now

tinyface produces some evidence from 3rd grade that he's on the spectrum, lawyers argue that he couldn't fully comprehend the consequences of his actions, good ol' boy judge gives 5 years & a fine

bing bing bong 'MURCA

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FCKGW: May 21, 2006

reposting this cool pic from the klan rally in Anaheim a couple years back

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:27

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

He was replying to this tweet, lol Hannity is a mess
https://twitter.com/Lorie4040/status/896468763729469440

Jesus I can't believe this tweet still exists seven hours later.

Also this car dude is going to inspire others just like in Europe where people are running each other over all the time these days. Retaliation is only a matter of time. Year one, month eight.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:28

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Oiled and Ready posted:

Even I see that this event is beyond my trademark devil's advocacy

we are down the loving rabbit hole folks

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:28

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/896573124921012224

im loving shocked

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:28

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/896569993697034244

he was radicalized over the internet

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:29

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol jesus. what else did he have on it. i havent been able to find it yet.

https://twitter.com/realryancasey/status/896566283889762305

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:29

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

GobiasIndustries posted:

He was replying to this tweet, lol Hannity is a mess
https://twitter.com/Lorie4040/status/896468763729469440

Secret Service guy: pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt Okaaaaaaaaaay I'm getting up

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:29

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/896573124921012224

im loving shocked

gasp

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:29

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

If a thing occurs, Alex Jones will label it a false flag

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:29

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

everythings a conspiracy theory tho, my breakfast is like a super advanced deep state conspiracy

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:30

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/LorenzoMeow/status/896559258900344835

hell yeah

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:30

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/896573124921012224

im loving shocked

Alex Jones can't die soon enough

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:30

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

so ldr is that witch's curse still ongoing because uh

if you need any extra hands I got candlesticks and a knife

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Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

the car terrorist literally had terminal online poisoning

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:30

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/896572215189229568

Iron Sheik is like Trump twitter, except ... good

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:30

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

FCKGW posted:

reposting this cool pic from the klan rally in Anaheim a couple years back

not quide an ideal stance. see, he is cocking his arm back but he's already totally extended below the waist. it would have been a better punch if he was actually cocked back while he was rocked back on his legs and this was the full extent of his reach.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:30

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Mayor Dave posted:

he was radicalized over the internet

Nah just legitimized in his mind to act on his poo poo beliefs

But i think that way about ISIS radicalization too so uh still string him up

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:30

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

VectorSigma posted:

https://twitter.com/KoonKluxKlan/status/896495551147102208

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:31

Sojenus: Dec 28, 2008

god drat can our simplistic ape brains not handle the internet

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:31

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Schnorkles posted:

If a thing occurs, Alex Jones will label it a false flag

not true

antifa attacks are real to him

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:31

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

a corrupt official posted:

Here is my unsupported by quotes as of yet thesis:

The NYT, much like Trump, has reality shaping powers, and they have used them -- for the past two decades -- making the obviously morally bankrupt case that "both sides are the same". This led them to making subtle and less subtle editorial choices all designed to let republicans off the hook, to never call them out on blatant lies, in a way they would leftists -- in order to seem balanced, which must feel nice I guess, and plus no one wants to think of their friends as a nazi enabler even if he is. One boring but important example of this tendency manifested during the Obama years is the way NYT presented bills that were fillibustered as "failled bills", barely giving any narrative space to the fact that republicans killed long-standing political norms by making it routine; and also not explaining the reality of the reasons Obama couldn't achieve a lot of his goals: they repubs changed the rules of political play, and the refs were like tying their shoes for 10 minutes straight. Erasing things like that, making the republican party pay no price for that, killed a whole bunch of very important political norms (also developed in republicans an apparent lust for political norm blood). Also Democrats would be hung by trees, with the Times tightening the rope, if they tried that debt ceiling bullshit for one single second.

another major factor is that The NYT hates Hillary so god damned much, the floors there hate her, the curtains wish to humiliate her, and they sold the email story to the public as a "thing", and they had no ladder to climb down that particular tree -- despite the obvious fact that there simply was no Hillary emails controversy. Hillary's name being put next to shady-sounding words on the NYT front page WAS the Hillary Email Story. I mean sure the FBI did a whole show and dance, twirling until they caught loving fire and all the spies started calling reporters speaking none sense basically (I think that was around March? but things get hazy), but if you think that happens without NYT blowing the sails then I guess we just disagree about how your country works/worked. So they thought Hillary is going to be president, and this is like the part of a boss fight where you can hit the big boss. And that is not how journalism is supposed to work, I think.

I think these were two major reasons -- completely illegitimate, un-journalistic reasons I might add -- for the NYT 2016 election coverage, which was hugeeeeeely favorable to donald trump (you have to remember that he is literally one of the worst people in the entire world to be president, literally you and I would be far better presidents I don't even care who reads this it's 99.99% true). During the 2016 election, the NYT has made every possible editorial (note - editorial, their investigative work is, obv, still the best in the world) choice to prop up donald trump whenever possible. I suppose I have to, like, prove that, by going through the archives from convention (the point in which "this is real 100% he's the candidate", also adjacent to gold star parents thing) to pussytapegate (at which point I can see how you think you're playing in a sandbox, not that you should, but that's not where the real problem is) but uggghhh.

The "stretched the truth" thing is a quote I distinctly remember (and in my head attribute to the Times, but maybe I'm wrong?) in which the times said something very similar to "donald trump stretched the truth when he claimed hillary clinton 'never did anything for children in her life'" - which is, like, crazy. I can't loving find it anywhere though, and I can't seem to operate the "track changes in the NYT website. I found it in the past, pretty quickly too, unless I am now fully imagining things. Anyways good thing I didn't pitch this to anyone yet, huh? I don't really have any archive skills though, and my brother also distinctly remembers me showing it to him on my iphone when they wrote it because I was freaking the gently caress out throughout the entirety of 2016 and especially around that time. I remember it as a throwaway line in the trump-mexican president-meeting coverage, and if anyone here exposed to this message remembers it too -- please say so. If you can find it that's even better (I'll be sad if it's not the NYT but if I can't find it at all I'll, well, I'll just be very very frustrated). I have to go to bed but if there are no future updates on this matter I failed and/or am a fraud.

(Oh but the rest of the NYT-did-this theory totally holds up without the quote, I'll just that in order to prove it I'll have to do allll this worrrrrrrrrrk and I'm so tired).

FAKE EDIT:

FOUND IT YESSSSS IT'S AS BAD AS I REMEMBER. Also the public editor adressed the matter, and it turns out the NYT public editors' articles did. not. age. well. Turns out it wasn't related to the mexico trip at all ha ha *collapses*

This is a good post. gently caress the "liberal" NYT and the rest of the mainstream media who have passively let Donny shape this country into a Nazi hellhole. There's many, many people at fault for the mess we're in, but the corporate profit-driven media has a massive amount of responsibility for what happened.

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Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

Zikan posted:

the car terrorist literally had terminal online poisoning

yeah this is a real loving thing now

like who the gently caress thought an anime porn website would usher in the next wave of american fascism

well actually

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lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

car terrorist more like cat terrorist

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

other than that, excellent physical form. generally a 4.5 as far as nazi punches go

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:31

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

GobiasIndustries posted:

Alex Jones can't die soon enough

He has reverse Benjamin Button syndrome so he'll be an octogenarian by 2020, don't fret

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:32

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Sojenus posted:

god drat can our simplistic ape brains not handle the internet

human interaction was important who could have known

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:32

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/896572215189229568

Iron Sheik is like Trump twitter, except ... good

Sheiky baby is everything great about professional wrestling rolled up into one cocaine fueled ball of insanity

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:32

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/896573124921012224

im loving shocked

oh word?

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:33

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

That old guy who mixed up the pedals looks extremely good for his age.

He's taking those Alex Jones supplements.

I need to start buying that poo poo.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:33

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

yeah this is a real loving thing now

like who the gently caress thought an anime porn website would usher in the next wave of american fascism

well actually

anime is inherently reactionary, this outcome was inevitable

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:33

My Gimmick Name: Sep 11, 2004

in trying times its good to remember posts that make u laff

Utz posted:

i'd say trup has 24-48 hours to condemn the nazis properly or the relationship with the gop is done-zo and therefore his pissidency

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:33

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/isikbreen/status/896537080787947521

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:33

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

XK posted:

Apparently they're questioning Mike Pence, and holding him as a material witness.

That's weird.

lol

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:33

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Brain Curry posted:

https://twitter.com/realryancasey/status/896566283889762305

what a loving chode. i love that these alt right tards try to educated by naming themselves in latin.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:34

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Nichael posted:

This is a good post. gently caress the "liberal" NYT and the rest of the mainstream media who have passively let Donny shape this country into a Nazi hellhole. There's many, many people at fault for the mess we're in, but the corporate profit-driven media has a massive amount of responsibility for what happened.

This never would have happened if Titanic hadn't released on the same day as Tomorrow Never Dies

James Cameron must be held responsible

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:34

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Mayor Dave posted:

anime is inherently reactionary, this outcome was inevitable

gently caress anime, not for what happened, but for the inevitable legislative response

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nichael posted:

gently caress the "liberal" NYT and the rest of the mainstream media who have passively let Donny shape this country into a Nazi hellhole.

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