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Gendry is going to marry and bang Sansa and the Stark / Baratheon houses will be joined together at the end of the story as Robert Baratheon wanted when he thought to marry Joffrey to her.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 13:10 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Gendry is going to marry and bang Sansa and the Stark / Baratheon houses will be joined together at the end of the story as Robert Baratheon wanted when he thought to marry Joffrey to her. A brilliant conclusion to a brilliant fanfic.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 13:26 |
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gendry sucks now. he was cool in the first few seasons but now he's a dickweed with a purple wow hammer
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 13:41 |
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Hell Yeah posted:gendry sucks now. he was cool in the first few seasons but now he's a dickweed with a purple wow hammer Would it have been better if he was waving around a giant dildo, Saints Row style?
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 13:43 |
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Hell Yeah posted:gendry sucks now. he was cool in the first few seasons but now he's a dickweed with a purple wow hammer I can't remember if he hosed Mel or if that was a dream I had where I was Chris from skins and I was dying of breast cancer instead of a brain thing but my point is if it isn't a dream I agree with you and also I hope men know to check themselves in the game of thrones jnuiverse
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 13:45 |
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Gendry gonna hammer so many skellymans
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 13:49 |
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Zzulu posted:Gendry gonna hammer so many skellymans I predict he's going to hammer out a zombie giants knee caps
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:00 |
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Hell yeah is out of touch gentry is a good thing
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:13 |
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Avirosb posted:A brilliant conclusion to a brilliant fanfic. fanfic is not an inaccurate summary of the show at this point.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:23 |
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Why is Arya so greasy all the time She's got hair like me in the early 90's, cholo style I bet she smells like Tres Flores
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:36 |
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It's kinda weird how Littlefinger has devolved into a leering drooling full creeper. He just kinda croaks about now in the shadows. Zzulu posted:Gendry gonna hammer so many skellymans gently caress YES GENDRY GENDRY GENDRY GENDRY I don't care if he was a bit cheesy I love him more than ever now. Isn't he going to have to make a new obsidian hammer?
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:42 |
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ElGroucho posted:Why is Arya so greasy all the time Sebaceous glands. Some people produce more than others.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:46 |
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Why is Gendry smart now? He wasn't before. His dad wasn't smart. His mom was a whore. So why is he smart? Oh, because he is a new character based on the old one. Next week: Tormund won't die. Why? Because he is the wildlings now. If they kill him, then the wildlings have no voice and are pointless. Gendry won't die. Why? Because they just featured him in 4 scenes. Clearly, they have something better to do than just kill him immediately. Jon won't die. Why? Because he is the main character of this shitfest. Hound won't die. Why? Because of Clegane bowl. Jorah might die. Why? Because Tyrion gave him a coin and said come back. Davos won't die. Why? What's the point of killing him. On the other hand, what's the point of keeping him alive? Beric will die. Why? Because priest dood can bring him back. Thoros might die. Why? Because no one will care and it enables them to keep Beric dead, too. Littlefinger RIP ??? - 8/27/2017. Good.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:53 |
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Gendry is smarter now because his brains are in his giant arms and he's been furiously beating steel for years to have his revenge on the woman who tried to kill him and drain his cum for black magick or whatever
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:56 |
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Jorah is defo going to die, because these directors are incompetent and like to telegraph poo poo with long, mournful glances. I mean, they don't do one or two, they throw in like 4 in the span of 10 minutes.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:57 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I hope a giant steps on Dany.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:57 |
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Jon falls in love with Gendry and take over Craster's abandoned keep. Their first night there, as Gendry undresses Jon and notices Jon shaking nervously, Gendry tells him: "We must be brave if we're going to make this work." "Can I be brave if I'm afraid?" Jon replies "That is the only time a man can be brave." Gendry states with a knowing certainty. Gendry takes Jon in his mouth.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:06 |
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ALL of him?!
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:08 |
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...AND?!?!
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:08 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Jon falls in love with Gendry and take over Craster's abandoned keep. Their first night there, as Gendry undresses Jon and notices Jon shaking nervously, Gendry tells him: "We must be brave if we're going to make this work." Sadly, more realistic a scenario than any of Khaleesi's bullshit adventures
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:09 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Jon falls in love with Gendry and take over Craster's abandoned keep. Their first night there, as Gendry undresses Jon and notices Jon shaking nervously, Gendry tells him: "We must be brave if we're going to make this work." Meow we're talking.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:10 |
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ElGroucho posted:Some dumb gently caress thought they could replace Linda "The Baddest Bitch" Hamilton with Lil' Eyebrows, for Sarah Connor, lmao Cersei was a good Sarah Connor tho
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:14 |
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The reason gentry is smarter now is because bran has warged into him and blew jon.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:17 |
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I am NOT jacking my cock/balls, but Gnedry is, and SO. AM. I.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:18 |
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:42 |
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When all you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:50 |
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I wish that instead of inventing a ballista, cersei's basement wizard guy would have invented the cannon. It would be more interesting to see a dragon get its poo poo blown in by a cannonball. Anyway, Danny is still very boring and lame. I hope she dies.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:10 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Snnnffff sneeeeeggggg couldn't help reading this post as being sung by casey from tim and eric
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:23 |
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The Skeleton King posted:I wish that instead of inventing a ballista, cersei's basement wizard guy would have invented the cannon. It would be more interesting to see a dragon get its poo poo blown in by a cannonball. It's a very underwhelming invention considering we saw joffrey get a smaller version of the same thing a long time ago
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:31 |
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If you spend years making a warhammer to be cool, you should spend 5 minutes thinking up a design that doesnt look retarded.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:32 |
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Much like the last few seasons have been underwhelming.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:32 |
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I enjoyed last nights episode with the forming of the fellowship of the __________
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:33 |
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gendry was always cool
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:33 |
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Toadvine posted:It's a very underwhelming invention considering we saw joffrey get a smaller version of the same thing a long time ago I'm pretty sure they mention in the books that hundreds of years ago one of the dragons from the original Targ conquest got killed by a Scorpion/Ballista. So it's not even a new thing.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:33 |
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Ya it's a bit like Kevin sorbos Hercules and not as brutal as I'd like. Remember when the hound hosed up the Lannister guys in the inn? He pushed a face into a dagger a few times and it looked loving gross. Someone gets domed by a hammer and it's just some blood on his face.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:34 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:If you spend years making a warhammer to be cool, you should spend 5 minutes thinking up a design that doesnt look retarded. Fantasy weapons always look idiotic compared to their real life counterparts. It would be much cooler if he had something more like a Lucerne hammer or a morning star. But I guess that any pretense of realism has long since passed, so gently caress it. Why not just start going full Blizzard?
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:38 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:I'm pretty sure they mention in the books that hundreds of years ago one of the dragons from the original Targ conquest got killed by a Scorpion/Ballista. So it's not even a new thing. Dang I'm disappointed that Qyburn didn't even tip the scorpion bolts with poison or wildfire. For a guy who resurrected the mountain he sure is phoning it in with the dragon tech
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:40 |
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i agree i'd like to see some loving guys brain leaking out of his skull! something really violent and revolting that makes me nauseous just looking at it. hosed up shti man!!!!?
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:40 |
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Settle down Beavis
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:42 |
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Hit Dany in the head with a hammer.
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