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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Amendment 10: Pizza ovens and legal definitions of stone fired

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putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005


mmmm bug protein.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

TontoCorazon posted:

We need pizza laws or else poo poo like pizzaria batepapo will happen
We just need Pizza Owners' Associations where like minded people can vote on their own pizza laws, giving members the comfort of knowing exactly how many pepperonis are allowed per slice.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No

Pizza

Rules

:unsmigghh:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Arivia posted:

Bilbo, give me the Cheese Whiz.

lol I was gonna say, liquid cheese doesn't seem like a healthy replacement for the one ring in terms of addictions

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Randaconda posted:

No

Pizza

Rules

:unsmigghh:

No,

Pizza

Rules

:unsmith:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


State's pizza rights should be more important than federal pizza law.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

No,

Pizza

Rules

:unsmith:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Randaconda posted:

No

Pizza

Rules

:unsmigghh:

PIZZA ACCELERATIONISM :black101:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
No. Pizza. Rules.

I may be disgusted by your choice of toppings and/or preparation, but I'll die to defend your right to choose to do that to yourself, free from these pizza fascists' rules and regulations.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
I'm pizza libertarian. no pizza rules for me, but send pizzeria batepapo to the fuckin pizza gulags pls

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




no pizza, rules, etc.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

noether posted:

I'm pizza libertarian. no pizza rules for me, but send pizzeria batepapo to the fuckin pizza gulags pls

Mods please change name to Pizza Gulag tia

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Mods please change name to Pizza Gulag tia

I dunno, I think it's a better name for GWS/Something Offal.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
I'm a classical pizzatarian

What a person does with their pizza toppings in the privacy of their own home is up to them. Just don't try to come and take my pepperoni, or force me to eat your toppings.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Admiral Joeslop posted:

No,

Pizza

Rules

:unsmith:

:3:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

TontoCorazon posted:

State's pizza rights should be more important than federal pizza law.

Nice try, we know that’s a cover for pizza racism

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That was a great gag in The Katering Show but once again, reality puts fiction to shame.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
The Pizza Best Standards and Practices Guide (2015 edition, 3rd revision) is just that, a guide to best standards and practices. But general adherence to these recommendations allow the pizza-making communities of North America to operate without state, provincial, or federal oversight.

This self-policing has clearly worked out for the best. Just compare America's worst pizzas to those of Europe or Brazil.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Bubblyblubber posted:

Also, ketchup and relish count as vegetables.

And mayo counts as 100% of your daily fiber in the Dakotas.

i think the US federal government still allows pizza to be counted as a vegetable. one could argue that this is a pizza rule :monocle:

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

When I worked as a lunch lady our school pizza was Dominos. Dominos made to satisfy legal pizza requirements, in that it had wheat crust and extra cheese and precisely four pepperonis per slice.

The Bloop posted:

I ate a domino's pizza in Mexico once and it had a wheat crust and it was goddamn amazing

Hang on, slow the gently caress down here

What does Dominos normally make their pizza crust out of if not wheat? Rice? Cardboard?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

ToxicFrog posted:

Hang on, slow the gently caress down here

What does Dominos normally make their pizza crust out of if not wheat? Rice? Cardboard?

They mean like a whole wheat crust rather than a normal pizza crust. The school likely required that crust because whole wheat breads generally have complex carbs and more fiber, and something more than "none" in nutrient value.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

dumb simple carbs are technically a nutrient tho lol. carbs carbs car- car- car- carbs

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ToxicFrog posted:

Hang on, slow the gently caress down here

What does Dominos normally make their pizza crust out of if not wheat? Rice? Cardboard?

Like, a brown bread crust instead of white bread. "Wheat or white" is very common American slang

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Cheese dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?


Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Bloop posted:

"Wheat or white" is very common dumb American slang

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Don't worry, we'll never be better at dumb slang than Australia.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Haifisch posted:

Cheese dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?




travel the curd and the seven wheys

everybody's lookin' for something

honestly the second pic actually looks okay. unhealthy as gently caress, but okay

noether has a new favorite as of 06:13 on Aug 14, 2017

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Brawnfire posted:

I would do anything for a Moxie right about now. The last place in my city that sold them closed down a few months back.

I'm resurrecting this ancient post because I'm going to Maine in like 3 weeks and I will drink a Moxie to honor this precious treasure of a thread.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Haifisch posted:

Cheese dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?




These are most certainly not the same cheese dreams that I have

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

deadly_pudding posted:

I'm resurrecting this ancient post because I'm going to Maine in like 3 weeks and I will drink a Moxie to honor this precious treasure of a thread.

Oh GOD SEND THEM TO ME

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

noether posted:

honestly the second pic actually looks okay. unhealthy as gently caress, but okay

There is nothing unhealthy about an English muffin, unless you eat dozen each day.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
would you eat it?

Fruitcake From Robert Scott Expedition Is ‘Almost’ Edible at 106 Years Old

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/13/world/europe/fruitcake-antarctica-scott.html

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Lime Tonics posted:

would you eat it?

Fruitcake From Robert Scott Expedition Is ‘Almost’ Edible at 106 Years Old

It's not edible anymore, they put some sort of preservatives on it. That defeats the point of foraging for wild fruitcake.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Haifisch posted:

Cheese dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?




*who am I to diss a Brie?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

deadly_pudding posted:

I'm resurrecting this ancient post because I'm going to Maine in like 3 weeks and I will drink a Moxie to honor this precious treasure of a thread.

You don't have to go to maine, you can get engine degreaser most places

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Lime Tonics posted:

would you eat it?

Fruitcake From Robert Scott Expedition Is ‘Almost’ Edible at 106 Years Old

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/13/world/europe/fruitcake-antarctica-scott.html

Please send it to Steve1989.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Arivia posted:

Please send it to Steve1989.

No, send it to Ashens

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

PubicMice posted:

No, send it to Ashens

Ashens would poke at it. Steve would eat it.

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