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Someone posted this in the book thread Also I hope Gendry smashes my goddamn balls with his hammer
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Glenn Quebec posted:Ya it's a bit like Kevin sorbos Hercules and not as brutal as I'd like. Remember when the hound hosed up the Lannister guys in the inn? He pushed a face into a dagger a few times and it looked loving gross. Someone gets domed by a hammer and it's just some blood on his face. ah thats a budget concern i bet. those earlier seasons werent as cgi heavy. it was season 1 or 2 that completely avoided showing a battle by having tyrion knocked out before it happened
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Aug 14, 2017 18:47
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Waltzing Along posted:I hope Cersei miscarries and wakes up in a pool of blood. FRIEND DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU
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Aug 14, 2017 18:48
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Why are the giants wearing clothes, its hosed man. I want to see a gargantuan phallus smack Dany off a dragon and the dragon goes SKEERP SKEERP! SKEERP SKEERP! I wish bendy gendy still had his cool as he'll bull head helmet.
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Aug 14, 2017 18:57
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bloom posted:Someone posted this in the book thread Wow this is really bad
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Aug 14, 2017 18:59
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facebook jihad posted:Wow this is really bad Much like my posting. 
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Aug 14, 2017 19:00
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Haha, been saying for sometime now that Viserion will be ridden by Jon. The Night's King was a powerful warg, the Children used him to march an army of the dead against men. Jon is going to end up being an even stronger warg and take the dragon back. Dany - Drogon Jon Snow - Viserion Bran - Rhaegal (he wargs into it. He finally flys. )
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Aug 14, 2017 19:03
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facebook jihad posted:Wow this is really bad So bad
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Aug 14, 2017 19:04
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mexi posted:Haha, been saying for sometime now that Viserion will be ridden by Jon. He has already flown. As a crow, and probably a pigeon or something as well.
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Aug 14, 2017 19:06
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Though i thought the three eyed raven thing was a metaphor, not that bran would literally turn into a raven, lmao
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Aug 14, 2017 19:07
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steinrokkan posted:Though i thought the three eyed raven thing was a metaphor, not that bran would literally turn into a raven, lmao its so dumb
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Aug 14, 2017 19:14
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I think at the end, the Ice King will kill Cersei and she'll be the Ice Queen, or something. I don't know, I'm not gurm.
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Aug 14, 2017 19:16
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its still v funny to me that the night king is the bad guy from the knights of cydonia video
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Aug 14, 2017 19:20
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The heroes will need to kill the
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Aug 14, 2017 19:22
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The crippled boy on a sled dragged by a small girl has managed to escape from the clutches of a zombie horde and cross the wall all the way to Winterfell, and the army of the dead is still marching in circles where it was two years ago.
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Aug 14, 2017 19:27
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Jon Snow, riding Drogon: "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick."
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Aug 14, 2017 19:28
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Blue Raider posted:its still v funny to me that the night king is the bad guy from the knights of cydonia video And also Joe Chill from Batman Begins 
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Aug 14, 2017 19:29
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Loden Taylor posted:Jon Snow, riding Drogon: "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick." Thread is on fire today.
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Aug 14, 2017 19:43
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New Chrys review is up. It's good. http://imgur.com/a/jbg1r
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Aug 14, 2017 19:54
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That's awesome
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Aug 14, 2017 20:03
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Tormund and Brienne double down and get She's All That makeovers with suit and haircuts and a split leg dress and they walk down opposite stairs and Brienne goes drat boy I want in on that and then the dead burst in and they carve poo poo up Mr and Mrs Smith style and then a giant stomps on them. That's it, that's my fan fic whaddya guys think?
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Aug 14, 2017 20:26
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What was even the point of that Bran scene
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Aug 14, 2017 20:28
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What Bran scene? You mean what happens when you eat bran? You take a poo poo. And the show is poo poo. So that bran scene?
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Aug 14, 2017 20:29
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Waltzing Along posted:Why is Gendry smart now? He wasn't before. His dad wasn't smart. His mom was a whore. So why is he smart? Oh, because he is a new character based on the old one. Lookit this poseur stealing my posts: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3827174&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=117#post475363243 DoctorG0nzo posted:Death likelihood ranking from least to most - Magnificent Seven Westeros edition loving LOL. It's almost the exact same post. Also, why the gently caress did I look in TV/IV? I was curious to see if it was really that bad and it is worse.
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Aug 14, 2017 20:37
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Waltzing Along posted:What Bran scene? You mean what happens when you eat bran? You take a poo poo. And the show is poo poo. So that bran scene? The one where he warged into ravens that got iced by the Night King
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Aug 14, 2017 20:44
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Waltzing Along posted:Also, why the gently caress did I look in TV/IV? I was curious to see if it was really that bad and it is worse. you have no one to blame but yourself
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Aug 14, 2017 20:53
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gendry look like christian bale
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Aug 14, 2017 21:33
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so turns out the point of the series is how the cycle of hosed up things in westeros will continue. At the end of winter the walkers will be fought back but not dead, daenarys will have lost her mind and feed people to her dragons, jon will fight with some southern people (pretty much guaranteed to be gendry) to bring her down, they will succeed and then its got 2 die hardener. Itll end pretty much where the original backstory of the books ended.
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Aug 14, 2017 23:18
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gendry is going to be confirmed as a baratheon
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Aug 14, 2017 23:21
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i like how sam steals everything from everyone
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Aug 14, 2017 23:23
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whoflungpoop posted:i like how sam steals everything from everyone thats because he's a fat loser
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Aug 14, 2017 23:24
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bloom posted:Also I hope Gendry smashes my goddamn balls with his hammer
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Aug 14, 2017 23:25
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Everyone acting like there was a big reveal last night is an idiot because the most common theory for years has been John Snuuuu, secret Targ.
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Aug 14, 2017 23:25
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bag em and tag em posted:Everyone acting like there was a big reveal last night is an idiot because the most common theory for years has been John Snuuuu, secret Targ. never mind the fact last season dick slapped the audience across the face with it
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Aug 14, 2017 23:34
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bag em and tag em posted:Everyone acting like there was a big reveal last night is an idiot because the most common theory for years has been John Snuuuu, secret Targ. Ok am I wrong in thinking this was already confirmed? Or did I read too much into that warging from last season or whatever? My brother just finished watching the show and doesn't think anything was confirmed outside of Snow not being Ned's son.
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Aug 14, 2017 23:47
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The Skeleton King posted:I wish that instead of inventing a ballista, cersei's basement wizard guy would have invented the cannon. It would be more interesting to see a dragon get its poo poo blown in by a cannonball. Same and I don't even get why he has "invented" it considering that dragons have already been killed by giant ballistas in the past lorewise.
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Aug 14, 2017 23:59
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Could Sam just pretend to not be in the Night's Watch anymore and claim his father's lands and title?
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Blue Raider posted:gendry is going to be confirmed as a baratheon Gendry will form House Ever Rowing
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Aug 15, 2017 00:04
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Blue Raider posted:gendry is going to be confirmed as a baratheon Didn't he literally say "I'm the son of Robert Baratheon"?
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oh dope posted:Didn't he literally say "I'm the son of Robert Baratheon"? yea but he's still a bastard. he needs to be knighted or some poo poo like what turned ramsey snow into ramsey bolton e: not confirmed as a true fact but confirmed as a legitimate son Blue Raider fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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