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cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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Calibanibal posted:

why do these dc movies have to be so fuckin ugly goddamn

Calibanibal posted:

cyborg looks like starscream wearing a mask and the flash is covered in bungie cords, just stick to the classy silver age poo poo. gently caress

Calibanibal posted:

hey lets paste this black guy's face on a pile of grey garbage


Nice meltdown.

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Nice try. Cyborg was a bronze age character.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Detective No. 27 posted:

Nice try. Cyborg was a bronze age character.

The Bronze Age isn't a real thing.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Palpek posted:

Totally not-Desperado:




Tommy Wiseau looking good

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Peanut President posted:

The Bronze Age isn't a real thing.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Calibanibal posted:

the classy silver age poo poo

Wait a minute... That didn't look classy at all! Bullshit artist!

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Peanut President posted:

The Bronze Age isn't a real thing.

What was the iron age of comics?

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


So the Flash's first choice of superhero name was the "Crimson Gimp".

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Inspector Gesicht posted:

So the Flash's first choice of superhero name was the "Crimson Gimp".

It's an escalation of the psychosexual relationship between Batman and Robin, except here Flash is Robin.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Calibanibal posted:

cyborg looks like starscream wearing a mask and the flash is covered in bungie cords, just stick to the classy silver age poo poo. gently caress

Isn't the Flash's thing in this that his costume is cobbled-together garbage at first? Like, he gets a better one when Batman throws some Tony Stark capital his way?

Cyborg has no excuse, though. He's pretty much Michael Bay's Megaman.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

RBA Starblade posted:

What was the iron age of comics?
Practically it was when newspapers started syndicating strips in with their soft news.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Xealot posted:

Isn't the Flash's thing in this that his costume is cobbled-together garbage at first? Like, he gets a better one when Batman throws some Tony Stark capital his way?

I think this costume IS the better one.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Posters for upcoming movies found on a local cinema chain's website.























The MSJ fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Aug 15, 2017

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

RBA Starblade posted:

What was the iron age of comics?

Comics stone age was prob like Arabian Nights

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Lmao at Selfie From Hell

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

They're actually making that "grandma livin in the walls" movie that RLM made up?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Please stop making trash horror movies based on what the hip mainstream thing was a few of years before.

Eagerly awaiting Memes Have Eyes and Fidget Spinner From Hell.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I want a horror movie about Roombas

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Its a demon cursed camera that kills whatever it photographs, except Hell didn't account for the rate of technological change so now they've taken a real hit on their RoI.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The MSJ posted:

Posters for upcoming movies found on a local cinema chain's website.




And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

The MSJ posted:

Posters for upcoming movies found on a local cinema chain's website.



90s computer graphics looking sharp as ever.



Kind of reminds me of those old 80s posters that promise amazing things the movie can't possibly achieve.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mantis42 posted:

Its a demon cursed camera that kills whatever it photographs, except Hell didn't account for the rate of technological change so now they've taken a real hit on their RoI.

Polaroid was popular for a while a few years back among ~millennials~ but then they just returned to their more convenient smartphone cameras. The Selfie From Hell demon/ghost knows where it's at.

Polaroid nowadays mostly make money from selling their names to Chinese home electronics companies. Maybe they should make a horror movie about a Chinese unknowingly buying a Cursed brand name.

CelticPredator posted:

I want a horror movie about Roombas

According to James Cameron, this is closer to reality than you think! Hence him making new Terminator movies.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The MSJ posted:

Polaroid was popular for a while a few years back among ~millennials~ but then they just returned to their more convenient smartphone cameras. The Selfie From Hell demon/ghost knows where it's at.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Here, have some old Danish monster movie posters.

King Kong (1933)


King Kong (1948)


King Kong Escapes


The Mighty Peking Man (known as Goliathon in the US)


The Beast from 20000 Fathoms


It's Alive


Island of Terror


Invaders from Mars (1953)


20 millions miles to Earth

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

Palpek posted:

Please stop making trash horror movies based on what the hip mainstream thing was a few of years before.

Eagerly awaiting Memes Have Eyes and Fidget Spinner From Hell.

I'm actually eagerly awaiting this, though.

tagline: "Idle Hands Spin the Devil's Plaything"

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

So before the spray paint this was called A MOMS?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MrBling posted:

It's Alive


I don't really see terror in that woman's face. More of a "ew gross" or "yikes" expression.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lobok posted:

I don't really see terror in that woman's face. More of a "ew gross" or "yikes" expression.

Have you seen the movie? Those are quite appropriate reactions.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

MrBling posted:

The Beast from 20000 Fathoms


Awesome.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That naked chick on the Mighty Peking Man seems disappointed in the situation while also showing no issues carrying a loving jaguar that’s clearly angry at Peking Man.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



MrBling posted:

The Mighty Peking Man (known as Goliathon in the US)


The Danish title says The Abominable Snowman (ie a Yeti), Peking Man is a Homo erectus fossil.

Apparently it was called Peking Man in some territories though:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076164/releaseinfo?ref_=tt_dt_dt#akas

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Hasn't this been on US Netflix for a few months already? :psyduck:

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

And More posted:

Kind of reminds me of those old 80s posters that promise amazing things the movie can't possibly achieve.

This is a fun topic. Anyone got any extremely egregious examples?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Thread, I need help.

I need a third movie poster to hang in my house.
It would go along The Iron Giant and The Thing.
There's no genre I hate so I'm open to suggestion.

Current colors are white, blue and purple with some orange and yellow.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Dracula Has Risen From The Grave has my vote.

(Obviously)

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Inzombiac posted:

Thread, I need help.

I need a third movie poster to hang in my house.
It would go along The Iron Giant and The Thing.
There's no genre I hate so I'm open to suggestion.

Current colors are white, blue and purple with some orange and yellow.

Iron Giant and the Thing are both aliens, but only one is a robot.

My vote is for Alien Terminator to tie the theme together.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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The MSJ posted:



According to James Cameron, this is closer to reality than you think! Hence him making new Terminator movies.

I don't want some roomba like thing. I want pure evil Roombas!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

CelticPredator posted:

I don't want some roomba like thing. I want pure evil Roombas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMyInUPQ2g

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Once again! Not a Roomba™

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I bought Chopping Mall on Blu because its an awesome dumb robot story and features the mall I spent my teen years in.

So much carpeting.

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