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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I get night sweats for whatever reason but goddamn if rusty pee doesn't sound loving terrifying

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Well, I'd love to keep posting but it's time to inject my body with Psychopathy Sauce and jack my petechial dick to a smoking eraser nub, just like Genghis did.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Syd Midnight posted:

I'm a bit slow following up, but I had to go back and read the thread again to be sure of what I was seeing, and to try and understand more of the slang (like "pin" = "inject"). I meant it when I said that I wasn't posting quotes because there were so many I got tired of quoting. Here's what I mean:

From the OP: "Tren - Trenbolone (Acetate/Enanthate). God jerked off into a vial. Lucky you!".

(edit: If I'm reading that abstract correctly, 400mg is a lifetime supply for a 640 pound bull.)

There is much, much more, but I'll take a break at Pheromone Sex Secrets Doctors Don't Want You To Know! (Discovered By a Goon!).

I'm not going to quote the most depressing posts.

I pride myself on largely being a constructive, and/or polite poster, but what the gently caress.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I pride myself on largely being a constructive, and/or polite poster

:same:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

OLD RUDELESS :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

nailed it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Syd Midnight posted:

(edit: If I'm reading that abstract correctly, 400mg is a lifetime supply for a 640 pound bull.)
Yeah but bulls need to use their dick.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Tommy 2.0 posted:

Also, the pheremone thing is real. Tren definitely DEFINITELY puts off pheremones. Even if you hadn't had noticeable physique changes yet, you will absolutely be more attractive to whatever is attracted to your gender. Well, they will either want to fight you or gently caress you. Also, a lot of people will have a hard time staring you in the eye. No poo poo, I get done pinning and take the lassstttttt little drop and dap it on the back of my wrists. Better than any drat cologne you can imagine. My SO's libido goes up just as much as mine if I am on tren.

immediately after making this post, he beat his chest and urinated in front of all the females in his troop to reinforce his dominance

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i read that chuck pahlahniuk essay on his steroid addiction and it did not prepare me for posts of goons hallucinating and shooting themselves up cattle juice

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Syd Midnight posted:

Honestly, it makes me sad to see the sort of body dysmorphia where someone says "check out my progress" and in their Before picture they look totally fine but in their After picture they look they're 10 years older and having an allergic reaction. I

i have a morbid curiosity to see these picturse but do not want to read the horrifying thread

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That thread broke me a little :(

e: It seems like every time SA shows me a new thing, I just get a little more sad and jaded.

e2: then i get high and play video games with goons and it's like... dope.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Goddamn, the people posting about how they were going to responsibly use heroin injections spiralling out of control while everyone who was trying to get off heroin told them to never, ever start please stop now was super depressing.

Unlike the opiate threads, nobody here has ever tackled their underlying issues and found a way to be happy besides "inject more drugs". But once you get past the stigma its smooth sailing.

Tommy 2.0 posted:

If you do enough reading you most likely will come to the conclusion, that past therapeutic levels, you are straight up shortening your life span if you dose higher. If you choose to partake in trying to leave humanity behind, do so knowing the deal you are making. Is it worth it? Up to you.

willie_dee posted:

Life owns. If I drop dead of a heart attack tomorrow because of this it'll of been worth it. Saw a friend a few days ago who I used to go to Uni with, he couldn't believe how big I was and wouldn't stop taking photos to send mutual people we know.

U.S. Barryl posted:

At 350/wk I felt no negative side effects. I don't think I gained any mass, but I lost at least 6% bf in 8 weeks, my strength was through the roof, my boners were diamond crushers, and I was constantly horny. My wife was happy, scared, annoyed, sore, and said she never felt sexier. The libido was the number one side effect that I noticed, it was crazy. Then one day I looked in the mirror and my abs were just there.

My lipids tanked. 18 hdl, 247 ldl. My doctor freaked the gently caress out and tried to start me on statins. I declined and said I'll try to fix my diet. Next blood test was almost back to normal, and I think my doc was very confused how I was able to do that in 3 months.

willie_dee posted:

A lot of Dr's are poo poo scared of Test, thinking that it essentially kills people by englaring their heart, giving them instant cancer or what ever other fun Just Say No to drug rubbish you can come up with. They have no idea how it even works or what's normal and what people want to achieve, to the point where a Dr told me I should be greatful I was so thin and should enjoy long walks in the park and gardening instead of lifting weights and doing mma because it was healthier, so she wouldn't even consider testing my testosterone levels because the fact I even wanted to get big and strong meant mine were too high and I was already a danger to society. (I've never been back to that Dr and reported her to her head GP who said she did indeed have some funny ideas like telling every patient to stop eating meat)

U.S. Barryl posted:

Don't get bloodwork from your doctor while you're on it if you're worried about insurance. My lipids looked fine within 8 weeks after I quit the tren. I think it somehow skews your values but it isn't actually loving you up that bad. But, this is exactly why bloodwork is so important. If you can't afford bloodwork, you can't afford to do a cycle. Don't let this poo poo kill you.

Nierbo posted:

God drat I'm starting to feel like poo poo. Haven't pinned test for a few weeks due to the floaties and my replacements haven't arrived yet. Libido is pretty crashed. Couldn't even scrape my rear end off the couch last night to workout.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

A man hallucinating on roids posted:


a Dr told me I should be greatful I was so thin and should enjoy long walks in the park and gardening instead of lifting weights and doing mma because it was healthier, so she wouldn't even consider testing my testosterone levels because the fact I even wanted to get big and strong meant mine were too high and I was already a danger to society. (I've never been back to that Dr and reported her to her head GP who said she did indeed have some funny ideas like telling every patient to stop eating meat) 

And then all the nurses clapped as a majestic golden eagle swooped in carrying a syringe full of polar bear sperm and injected it straight into willie_dee's balls. And that eagle... Was Albert Einstein.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Who What Now posted:

And then all the nurses clapped as a majestic golden eagle swooped in carrying a syringe full of polar bear sperm and injected it straight into willie_dee's balls. And that eagle... Was Albert Einstein.

I'm guessing the conversation was more like "why are you worried about testosterone? You're healthy. Don't take testosterone." Doctors can be judgemental know-it-alls and aren't infallible, but holy poo poo if I spent a decade training to help actual sick people and found myself dealing with milquetoast hypochondriacs with drug problems, I'd probably be way worse to them.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Want a suntan? You can inject hormones for that.

Trip report.

Are there any problems or insecurities that can't be solved by taking more steroids? The thread my never know.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Kelp Me! posted:

I get night sweats for whatever reason but goddamn if rusty pee doesn't sound loving terrifying

There's a gene mutation that prevents your body from creating hemoglobin normally, and depending on diet it will cause you to accumulate elemental iron and make your piss like that. If you get more than one copy of the gene you can set off metal detectors and will die by 20 if you don't periodically have blood drained.

Weird coincidence with this thread I guess

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

It pains me to see Moist von Lipwig fall so low. Was the bank and post office and railway not enough?!

otoh cattle steroids does explain his current av

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Has anyone tried injecting xenogenic stem cells yet? I feel like that could give better and more consistent results than a grab bag of peptides and hormones that make you ruddy like a horned up taiga elk

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Well this saga has bummed me right the gently caress out. Addiction sucks

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

funmanguy posted:

Well this saga has bummed me right the gently caress out. Addiction sucks

addiction + body dysmorphia

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Screaming Idiot posted:

It pains me to see Moist von Lipwig fall so low. Was the bank and post office and railway not enough?!

It's all downhill after Extreme Sneezing.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


like what the actual gently caress, I assumed people like this would be the outliers.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Syd Midnight posted:

Want a suntan? You can inject hormones for that.

Trip report.

Are there any problems or insecurities that can't be solved by taking more steroids? The thread my never know.

Maybe he's now too large to fit in a tanning bed? Oh wait no, there he goes using it on top of his hormones.


I still like the image of a comically large man toasting in a tanning bed but his tiny head and giant limbs are sticking out everywhere

Nuns with Guns has a new favorite as of 12:20 on Aug 15, 2017

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

EmmyOk posted:

like what the actual gently caress, I assumed people like this would be the outliers.

It's a drug with no medical or recreational value. Mental illness is all you're going to get

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I pride myself on largely being a constructive, and/or polite poster, but what the gently caress.

Oh you sweet summer child.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Peanut Butler posted:

I think avs was either trying to get perma'd, or was playing chicken without caring about getting pasted

a re-reg isn't crazy either way, though, either because of a change of mind or the desire to not be notorious poster avshalom anymore

Wait whaaaat avshalom is permabanned?

If I'm done acting out (mostly) and don't really feel motivated to be elsa anymore, should I make a new reg, or just stick with this one and everyone agrees to never visit my rap sheet again.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

You can buy a new name and avatar if you want and no one is motivated to look at your rap sheet if you don't act like an absolute creep.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Elsa posted:

Wait whaaaat avshalom is permabanned?

If I'm done acting out (mostly) and don't really feel motivated to be elsa anymore, should I make a new reg, or just stick with this one and everyone agrees to never visit my rap sheet again.
Make a new account and hope you post better enough that nobody connects the two.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

FactsAreUseless posted:

Make a new account and hope you post better enough that nobody connects the two.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Realistic goals please

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

Make a new account and hope you post better enough that nobody connects the two.

Added to this: it is SA in 2017 and you will immediately be pegged as being a rereg so if you post even remotely similarly to how you do now it's gonna be pretty obvious

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Dillbag posted:

addiction + body dysmorphia

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Lol sure just like Pick left the forums forever, Elsa is done being a dipshit

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
What was the "saga" where some goon found unsecured webcams and posted random feeds until he finally found some dude we named "Hans" that someone bought an account for? Not a saga really but that was pretty funny.

There was another one were some goon answered a personal Men Seeking Men ad or some poo poo that turned out to be from his closeted gay uncle or brother in law and a whole thread ensued wondering wether to out/doxx the guy or not. I forget all the details but it gradually became a thing where, the more he posted, the OP turned out to be almost as lovely as his equally lovely family member.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

EmmyOk posted:

Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai.



lol

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Elsa posted:

If I'm done acting out (mostly) and don't really feel motivated to be elsa anymore, should I make a new reg, or just stick with this one and everyone agrees to never visit my rap sheet again.

You've got to face the nature of your addiction. Disney porn is just a temporary fix for deeper issues, and quitting will be a lot harder than you think. When you've built your whole identity around wanting to gently caress Elsa, you're going to have to deal with the issues that led you to make and collect sexy pictures of Disney heroines, as well as the loss of the "friends" who got you into it. The compulsion to sexualize cartoon princesses won't die easy. Get help, accept help, rebuild your forums career.

You can kick you heroine addiction, but it's going to take more inner strength then you ever knew you had.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EmmyOk posted:

Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai.



Who is this mysterious handsome stranger who shares my interests??

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai.


SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

BiggerBoat posted:

There was another one were some goon answered a personal Men Seeking Men ad or some poo poo that turned out to be from his closeted gay uncle or brother in law and a whole thread ensued wondering wether to out/doxx the guy or not. I forget all the details but it gradually became a thing where, the more he posted, the OP turned out to be almost as lovely as his equally lovely family member.
That was EllisD. Phone posting, but I bet there's a SAclopedia entry on it.

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Lysistrata
Sep 12, 2003
Anyone who truly believes he has friends is a fool.

BiggerBoat posted:

There was another one were some goon answered a personal Men Seeking Men ad or some poo poo that turned out to be from his closeted gay uncle or brother in law and a whole thread ensued wondering wether to out/doxx the guy or not. I forget all the details but it gradually became a thing where, the more he posted, the OP turned out to be almost as lovely as his equally lovely family member.

I'm pretty sure that was EllisD. I don't have links, but iirc it was his superconservative uncle who was cheating on his wife with men and EllisD found his Craigslist (???) ad. Ended up blackmailing him for a sweet-rear end television. They were both pieces of poo poo, but I always thought EllisD was at least a likeable piece of poo poo.

Edit: can't really remember whether he actually got the TV. I think he did.

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