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I get night sweats for whatever reason but goddamn if rusty pee doesn't sound loving terrifying
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:06 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 01:11 |
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Well, I'd love to keep posting but it's time to inject my body with Psychopathy Sauce and jack my petechial dick to a smoking eraser nub, just like Genghis did.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:12 |
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Syd Midnight posted:I'm a bit slow following up, but I had to go back and read the thread again to be sure of what I was seeing, and to try and understand more of the slang (like "pin" = "inject"). I meant it when I said that I wasn't posting quotes because there were so many I got tired of quoting. Here's what I mean: I pride myself on largely being a constructive, and/or polite poster, but what the gently caress.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:29 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I pride myself on largely being a constructive, and/or polite poster
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:36 |
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OLD RUDELESS nailed it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:37 |
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Syd Midnight posted:(edit: If I'm reading that abstract correctly, 400mg is a lifetime supply for a 640 pound bull.)
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:08 |
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Tommy 2.0 posted:Also, the pheremone thing is real. Tren definitely DEFINITELY puts off pheremones. Even if you hadn't had noticeable physique changes yet, you will absolutely be more attractive to whatever is attracted to your gender. Well, they will either want to fight you or gently caress you. Also, a lot of people will have a hard time staring you in the eye. No poo poo, I get done pinning and take the lassstttttt little drop and dap it on the back of my wrists. Better than any drat cologne you can imagine. My SO's libido goes up just as much as mine if I am on tren. immediately after making this post, he beat his chest and urinated in front of all the females in his troop to reinforce his dominance
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:23 |
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i read that chuck pahlahniuk essay on his steroid addiction and it did not prepare me for posts of goons hallucinating and shooting themselves up cattle juice
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:25 |
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Syd Midnight posted:Honestly, it makes me sad to see the sort of body dysmorphia where someone says "check out my progress" and in their Before picture they look totally fine but in their After picture they look they're 10 years older and having an allergic reaction. I i have a morbid curiosity to see these picturse but do not want to read the horrifying thread
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:26 |
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That thread broke me a little e: It seems like every time SA shows me a new thing, I just get a little more sad and jaded. e2: then i get high and play video games with goons and it's like... dope.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:40 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Goddamn, the people posting about how they were going to responsibly use heroin injections spiralling out of control while everyone who was trying to get off heroin told them to never, ever start please stop now was super depressing. Unlike the opiate threads, nobody here has ever tackled their underlying issues and found a way to be happy besides "inject more drugs". But once you get past the stigma its smooth sailing. Tommy 2.0 posted:If you do enough reading you most likely will come to the conclusion, that past therapeutic levels, you are straight up shortening your life span if you dose higher. If you choose to partake in trying to leave humanity behind, do so knowing the deal you are making. Is it worth it? Up to you. willie_dee posted:Life owns. If I drop dead of a heart attack tomorrow because of this it'll of been worth it. Saw a friend a few days ago who I used to go to Uni with, he couldn't believe how big I was and wouldn't stop taking photos to send mutual people we know. U.S. Barryl posted:At 350/wk I felt no negative side effects. I don't think I gained any mass, but I lost at least 6% bf in 8 weeks, my strength was through the roof, my boners were diamond crushers, and I was constantly horny. My wife was happy, scared, annoyed, sore, and said she never felt sexier. The libido was the number one side effect that I noticed, it was crazy. Then one day I looked in the mirror and my abs were just there. willie_dee posted:A lot of Dr's are poo poo scared of Test, thinking that it essentially kills people by englaring their heart, giving them instant cancer or what ever other fun Just Say No to drug rubbish you can come up with. They have no idea how it even works or what's normal and what people want to achieve, to the point where a Dr told me I should be greatful I was so thin and should enjoy long walks in the park and gardening instead of lifting weights and doing mma because it was healthier, so she wouldn't even consider testing my testosterone levels because the fact I even wanted to get big and strong meant mine were too high and I was already a danger to society. (I've never been back to that Dr and reported her to her head GP who said she did indeed have some funny ideas like telling every patient to stop eating meat) U.S. Barryl posted:Don't get bloodwork from your doctor while you're on it if you're worried about insurance. My lipids looked fine within 8 weeks after I quit the tren. I think it somehow skews your values but it isn't actually loving you up that bad. But, this is exactly why bloodwork is so important. If you can't afford bloodwork, you can't afford to do a cycle. Don't let this poo poo kill you. Nierbo posted:God drat I'm starting to feel like poo poo. Haven't pinned test for a few weeks due to the floaties and my replacements haven't arrived yet. Libido is pretty crashed. Couldn't even scrape my rear end off the couch last night to workout.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:53 |
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A man hallucinating on roids posted:
And then all the nurses clapped as a majestic golden eagle swooped in carrying a syringe full of polar bear sperm and injected it straight into willie_dee's balls. And that eagle... Was Albert Einstein.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 06:02 |
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Who What Now posted:And then all the nurses clapped as a majestic golden eagle swooped in carrying a syringe full of polar bear sperm and injected it straight into willie_dee's balls. And that eagle... Was Albert Einstein. I'm guessing the conversation was more like "why are you worried about testosterone? You're healthy. Don't take testosterone." Doctors can be judgemental know-it-alls and aren't infallible, but holy poo poo if I spent a decade training to help actual sick people and found myself dealing with milquetoast hypochondriacs with drug problems, I'd probably be way worse to them.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 06:23 |
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Want a suntan? You can inject hormones for that. Trip report. Are there any problems or insecurities that can't be solved by taking more steroids? The thread my never know.
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Kelp Me! posted:I get night sweats for whatever reason but goddamn if rusty pee doesn't sound loving terrifying There's a gene mutation that prevents your body from creating hemoglobin normally, and depending on diet it will cause you to accumulate elemental iron and make your piss like that. If you get more than one copy of the gene you can set off metal detectors and will die by 20 if you don't periodically have blood drained. Weird coincidence with this thread I guess
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 06:42 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:It pains me to see Moist von Lipwig fall so low. Was the bank and post office and railway not enough?! otoh cattle steroids does explain his current av
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 06:50 |
Has anyone tried injecting xenogenic stem cells yet? I feel like that could give better and more consistent results than a grab bag of peptides and hormones that make you ruddy like a horned up taiga elk
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 06:51 |
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Well this saga has bummed me right the gently caress out. Addiction sucks
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 06:57 |
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funmanguy posted:Well this saga has bummed me right the gently caress out. Addiction sucks addiction + body dysmorphia
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 07:05 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:It pains me to see Moist von Lipwig fall so low. Was the bank and post office and railway not enough?! It's all downhill after Extreme Sneezing.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 07:40 |
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like what the actual gently caress, I assumed people like this would be the outliers.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 11:38 |
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Syd Midnight posted:Want a suntan? You can inject hormones for that. I still like the image of a comically large man toasting in a tanning bed but his tiny head and giant limbs are sticking out everywhere Nuns with Guns has a new favorite as of 12:20 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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EmmyOk posted:like what the actual gently caress, I assumed people like this would be the outliers. It's a drug with no medical or recreational value. Mental illness is all you're going to get
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 12:18 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I pride myself on largely being a constructive, and/or polite poster, but what the gently caress. Oh you sweet summer child.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 13:59 |
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Peanut Butler posted:I think avs was either trying to get perma'd, or was playing chicken without caring about getting pasted Wait whaaaat avshalom is permabanned? If I'm done acting out (mostly) and don't really feel motivated to be elsa anymore, should I make a new reg, or just stick with this one and everyone agrees to never visit my rap sheet again.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:30 |
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You can buy a new name and avatar if you want and no one is motivated to look at your rap sheet if you don't act like an absolute creep.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:36 |
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Elsa posted:Wait whaaaat avshalom is permabanned?
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:38 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Make a new account and hope you post better enough that nobody connects the two.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:42 |
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Realistic goals please
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:43 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Make a new account and hope you post better enough that nobody connects the two. Added to this: it is SA in 2017 and you will immediately be pegged as being a rereg so if you post even remotely similarly to how you do now it's gonna be pretty obvious
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:45 |
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Dillbag posted:addiction + body dysmorphia
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:45 |
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Lol sure just like Pick left the forums forever, Elsa is done being a dipshit
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:46 |
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What was the "saga" where some goon found unsecured webcams and posted random feeds until he finally found some dude we named "Hans" that someone bought an account for? Not a saga really but that was pretty funny. There was another one were some goon answered a personal Men Seeking Men ad or some poo poo that turned out to be from his closeted gay uncle or brother in law and a whole thread ensued wondering wether to out/doxx the guy or not. I forget all the details but it gradually became a thing where, the more he posted, the OP turned out to be almost as lovely as his equally lovely family member.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:47 |
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Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:55 |
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EmmyOk posted:Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai. lol
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:58 |
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Elsa posted:If I'm done acting out (mostly) and don't really feel motivated to be elsa anymore, should I make a new reg, or just stick with this one and everyone agrees to never visit my rap sheet again. You've got to face the nature of your addiction. Disney porn is just a temporary fix for deeper issues, and quitting will be a lot harder than you think. When you've built your whole identity around wanting to gently caress Elsa, you're going to have to deal with the issues that led you to make and collect sexy pictures of Disney heroines, as well as the loss of the "friends" who got you into it. The compulsion to sexualize cartoon princesses won't die easy. Get help, accept help, rebuild your forums career. You can kick you heroine addiction, but it's going to take more inner strength then you ever knew you had.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:10 |
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EmmyOk posted:Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai. Who is this mysterious handsome stranger who shares my interests??
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:11 |
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EmmyOk posted:Hello my name is Alse and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we post more Frozen hentai.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:17 |
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BiggerBoat posted:There was another one were some goon answered a personal Men Seeking Men ad or some poo poo that turned out to be from his closeted gay uncle or brother in law and a whole thread ensued wondering wether to out/doxx the guy or not. I forget all the details but it gradually became a thing where, the more he posted, the OP turned out to be almost as lovely as his equally lovely family member.
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BiggerBoat posted:There was another one were some goon answered a personal Men Seeking Men ad or some poo poo that turned out to be from his closeted gay uncle or brother in law and a whole thread ensued wondering wether to out/doxx the guy or not. I forget all the details but it gradually became a thing where, the more he posted, the OP turned out to be almost as lovely as his equally lovely family member. I'm pretty sure that was EllisD. I don't have links, but iirc it was his superconservative uncle who was cheating on his wife with men and EllisD found his Craigslist (???) ad. Ended up blackmailing him for a sweet-rear end television. They were both pieces of poo poo, but I always thought EllisD was at least a likeable piece of poo poo. Edit: can't really remember whether he actually got the TV. I think he did.
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