GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

All the dragons die, but that's ok because in the climactic battle the Ever Victorious Army shows up with artillery and flamethrowers and takes out the zombies without breaking a sweat.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:22

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:11

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Those elves and that guy in the tree could probably have been more productive during the however many hundreds of years of non-skeleton activity

What the gently caress did they even do during that time. Just jerk eachother off? C'mon son

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:26

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Why the poo poo was he in a tree anyway?

WHY

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:27

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

A tree grows in brrrrklyn

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:28

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

What was the Night King doing all these years

I want to see what a day off for mr.night king would look like. He clearly likes fashion with those fancy garbs of his. Maybe he sits around with his buds sewing boss clothes?

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:31

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Sits around playing backgammon all, I swear to God if those humans go in my lawn again

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:31

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

Zzulu posted:

Those elves and that guy in the tree could probably have been more productive during the however many hundreds of years of non-skeleton activity

What the gently caress did they even do during that time. Just jerk eachother off? C'mon son

Gross dude, those elves were all little kids. Don't even think of pulling the "actually thousand years old" defense even though they were.

Tree dude was spying on people loving near trees and jackin' it, the elves were throwing fireballs around or something idk.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:32

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Just one thousand year long circle jerk, a mountain of frozen cum between them

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:33

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Bran warged into Stannis and now is permanently :geno:

and cannot be trusted around children

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:36

Ville Valo: Sep 17, 2004; I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart

Waltzing Along posted:

You're the one they call the dog.
gently caress off.
They told me you were mean. Were you born mean or do you just hate wildlings?
I could give two shits about wildlings...gingers I hate.
Gingers are beautiful. They are kissed by fire. Just like you. (points)
Don't point your loving finger at me.
Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?
I didn't trip, I was pushed.
Ever since you've been mean.
Will you gently caress off.
I don't think you are truly mean. You have sad eyes.
You want to suck my dick, is that it?
Dick?
Cock.
Ah...dick. I like it.
Bet you do.
Nope...it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back at Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair. Blue eyes. Tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.
Brienne of Tarth?
You know her?
You're with Brienne of loving Tarth?
Well, i'm not with her...yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
She looks at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
You do know her.
We've met.
I want to make babies with her. Think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.
How did a mad fucker like you live this long?
I'm good at killing people.

New thread title. All of it. Great big monster thread title, conquering the GBS.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:42

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Ville Valo posted:

New thread title. All of it. Great big monster thread title, conquering the GBS.

its one of the rare instances in that show of an exchange between two people that can actually act

# ? Aug 17, 2017 22:03

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

Why the poo poo was he in a tree anyway?

WHY

He was sitting on the only barstool he could find beyond the wall, it's not his fault a tree grew around it.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 22:06

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A hacker has leaked the ending of next season. The big reveal is that everyone in GoT universe is actually really tiny and they are all just in dystopian future England. From their tiny person scale island is much bigger. Yes this means Tyrion is a super dwarf.

China and the other areas of earth that have no been nuked are perfectly find the tiny people just weird them out. When they do show up they are the giants and everyone treats them really poorly.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 22:11

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

This was me when the night king showed up and revealed his power level.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:05

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

It would be pretty cool if the Night King starts to scream and power up for 3 episodes and then goes super saiyan skeleton man and just wails on a dragon or whatever

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:11

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Waltzing Along posted:

Also, how much you wanna bet there will be a dragon/zombie dragon mid air battle where they are clawing at each other and screaming and flying around and loving.

GoT Season 7 Thread: Screaming and flying around and loving

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:16

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

As soon as the dragons showed up on the books, my immediate reaction was "Oh no, here we go with this bullshit"

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:20

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

ElGroucho posted:

As soon as the dragons showed up on the books, my immediate reaction was "Oh no, here we go with this bullshit"

That was first book, nerd!

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:22

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I like dargons, dragons are cool in my book

They're the most entertaining thing about this lukewarm season so far

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:24

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

i for one like missandys tits best

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:38

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:41

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Blue Raider posted:

i for one like missandys tits best

Fake Sansa is still the best

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:44

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:44

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

solar energy panel posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:50

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:58

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Tormund is pretty cool

# ? Aug 18, 2017 00:12

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

etalian posted:

Fake Sansa is still the best

# ? Aug 18, 2017 00:14

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Jon should have saved that hot berserker wildling chick at Hardhome and then also banged her.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 00:19

OregonDonor: Mar 12, 2010

Blue Raider posted:

its one of the rare instances in that show of an exchange between two people that can actually act

Rory McCann really does knock every scene he's in out of the park.

edit: one of the only reasons I still watch this goddamn show

# ? Aug 18, 2017 00:46

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

Zzulu posted:

Those elves and that guy in the tree could probably have been more productive during the however many hundreds of years of non-skeleton activity

What the gently caress did they even do during that time. Just jerk eachother off? C'mon son

according to my fanfiction, yes

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:47

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Jon should have saved that hot berserker wildling chick at Hardhome and then also banged her.

MILF wilding was pretty loving hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebrZ6Nnk68w

etalian fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:56

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

OregonDonor posted:

Rory McCann really does knock every scene he's in out of the park.

edit: one of the only reasons I still watch this goddamn show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCGk_k_lQm4

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:07

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:09

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

solar energy panel posted:

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:10

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

boy i really like how the writing gets noticeably worse every episode now

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:26

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

Zzulu posted:

The asians of the Game of Thrones world already invented spaceflight and left the world long ago

the asians in game of thrones world all have terrible Disease, fuckin look it up thats the truth

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:31

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

im cute posted:

the asians in game of thrones world all have terrible Disease, fuckin look it up thats the truth

Bit of background lore written after grrm's unfortunate vacation in Thailand.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:41

Archives: Nov 23, 2008

how did they skellymans loop the chain around the dragon if they cant swim

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:46

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

Toss a couple of skellymans into the lake with the chain and drag them back up with the dragon. Or just leave them there, it's a decent trade for a zombie dragon.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:48

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:11

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

boy i really like how the writing gets noticeably worse every episode now

if each of the last episodes are successively the worst one ever made i may actually have to watch them

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:51

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