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I think I missed the source of the new thread subtitle. Was it from the roid discussion? That picture of the guy who had his nipples down by his navel? Still, good fun reading about the health benefits of injecting horse testosterone and living on a daily cocktail of erection pills and menopause meds to counteract some of the side effects to be able to lift some pounds more while my balls shrink and I subject my loved ones to a self-inflicted bipolar disorder. Sounds really neat.
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We may not be your real Chad but we are your step-Chads and you WILL respect us.
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We Know Catheters posted:Watch this A good 5 minutes.
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Glenn Quebec posted:I just want to see a contemporary hulk hogan type but in mma. With the skin of a cooked hotdog and the silken blonde hair of a Chinamen; fight to, "I am a real American. " Glenn Quebec posted:Chinese man autocorrected to Chinamen in another thread. God speed, goons. I'll see you in a week.
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Aug 18, 2017 21:02
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I just know I'm a dead man walking until Gene catches wind of it.
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I reported you my friend don't worry
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oldpainless posted:I reported you my friend don't worry 
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:unless my test is pharmacy-sourced and the person I give my bloodwork results to is an actual endocrinologist (he is). Low testosterone is god's way of saying you're not viable anymore. Please step aside and let the more virile passengers board first. They understand HGH and testosterone aren't actually steroids man, they just don't care. It's a colloquialism. Nobody actually believes some doctor prescribed testosterone treatments are what's creating these pregnant Final Fantasy enemies.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:On the other hand shooting horse drugs into your rear end and mixing and marching with no educated input at all wait are you disagreeing with me because I'm saying that the argument of "specialist doctors gave me these horse hormones to shoot in my rear end so it must be ok!" is retarded.
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Andrast posted:gently caress, time to use steroids I guess I just watched the first half of icarus, guess so
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Signs of a healthy workout regimen: - make sure no joke remains without retort - Dr's are liars, always hire the pro guys from Tour de France - animal husbandry, but its yourself instead
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Not everything is black and white, people. There is a middle ground between throwing yourself under a moving train and not killing yourself in any way at all. Sheesh.
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:Yeah, they are at moderate doses. Why else do you think TRT is becoming extremely common? I demand that you expound upon this. What, exactly, is your definition of extremely common? Can I get something to back up this statement?
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Aug 19, 2017 00:10
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Ariong posted:I demand that you expound upon this. What, exactly, is your definition of extremely common? Can I get something to back up this statement? All the meatheads at the gym do it, and they tell me everyone they know are shooting the roids! I mean, people who are roided out are too stupid to lie, right?
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It's incredible how naive you guys are. They don't put you on Thor levels of testosterone. They simply take a 45 year old man and give him the hormones he had when he was 25. After age ~27 your test naturally starts to decline. You aren't going to blow up into a massive person if you start doing TRT. You'll just feel a bit more like you did when you were younger.
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what if you're 25 though, do you get 5 year old hormones???
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Powaqoatse posted:what if you're 25 though, do you get 5 year old hormones??? So loving naive.
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:After age ~27 your test naturally starts to decline. im the shortened form of the word, used by people who talk about it constantly, and who need a short form to make discussions, about how best to grow male breasts, more efficient
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Trevor Hale posted:So loving naive. I mean, there really isn't another word for someone who doesn't understand the difference between a weekly shot of 200mg testosterone cypionate and 800mg of tren. One is natty ice and the other is goddamned jet fuel. This stuff isn't magic either. You don't just sit on your rear end and get bigger. Your body repairs faster so you work harder and eat more. That's the essence of anything being anabolic. I took it with the intention of pushing myself harder. It did its job. The majority of people have taken them have been able to do it safely. We only talk about the < 1% of users who are freaks because they are, admittedly, funny as gently caress. They aren't the standard or norm though.
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every day i bottle the piss of a goat and blind-baked it over hot coals until it turns into a cloudy elixir, which i then inject into my rear end. i've been doing this every morning for six years and now my cheeks are unfathomably long and sharp, i am a recognised cryptid due to the holes i leave in train seats with my anal cones and my body is so hard that i can't unbend any of my joints and must walk around in a permanent state of flexion while lesser individuals behold me and weep. once a schlubby sedentary human, i have become a golem of knotted veins and premium beef and the doctor says i will live to eight hundred years old
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Aug 19, 2017 00:40
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Are there girl roidfreaks? Is it the same testosterone as guys use? Do they end up with a hairy chest and a James Earl Jones voice? So many questions
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Aug 19, 2017 00:48
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Were you a pedant before you started test? Or is there some transformation when you revert yourself back to the hormone levels of a 20 year old?
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TheKennedys posted:Are there girl roidfreaks? Is it the same testosterone as guys use? Do they end up with a hairy chest and a James Earl Jones voice? So many questions Yes, lots of women take low doses of low-androgenic orals like anavar. It's how they preserve that muscle when they're eating bird food and cutting for *~*~Instagram~*~*~ 6-8 packs. If they got bigass biceps though then they're on some WWE poo poo.
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Aug 19, 2017 00:51
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The test results are in. You are not the father.
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Aug 19, 2017 00:53
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Trevor Hale posted:Were you a pedant before you started test? Or is there some transformation when you revert yourself back to the hormone levels of a 20 year old? This is my last reply since this conversation is obviously going nowhere. I'm not on test right now. I'm not on any supplementing hormones. I have done one 20 week run of 500mg testosterone/week. I gained a lot of strength but worked my rear end off even harder than I did when I was "natural." Now I just workout like I did before I ever tried steroids. If you have hobbies that requires athleticism then it may be worth it to you. It was for me but your mileage and reasoning may vary. If you don't care about how fast you can run, how high you can jump, or how much weight you can push then don't do them. Everyone has different desires in life. Will I consider TRT when I'm older? Of course I would, I'll consider any treatment that improves quality of life. Will I ever do trenbolone? gently caress no, the risks and side effects are too much to deal with. I didn't feel much different during my experience besides increased libido, a little more determination, and DRASTICALLY improved recovery time. Being able to squat my hardest and still run the next day was something I wanted. Like I said, if that isn't important important to you then hey, whatever. The main point I was trying to make is that most people don't end up looking like horror freakshows or growing tits - these are the outliers.
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TheKennedys posted:Are there girl roidfreaks? Is it the same testosterone as guys use? Do they end up with a hairy chest and a James Earl Jones voice? So many questions Louis Theroux did one of his Weird Weekend's episodes on extreme bodybuilding and there were some women in it. 
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:This is my last reply since this conversation is obviously going nowhere. That sounds very reasonable but my good pal Syd Midnight has taken a large amount of very loving extreme quotes from that thread though which is primarily what people laughing at. Sure there's a bit of "all steroids = bad" going on but I think it's primarily about the people injecting compounds designed for cattle. Or even the quotes about donating blood while on vastly hormone altering chemicals which aren't even funny just deeply hosed.
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:This is my last reply since this conversation is obviously going nowhere. I mean yeah, people here seem like they smell blood. But they do have a perspective which isn't really represented enough in the steroids thread and it is important to note that steroid use is still drug abuse, even if you don't get euphoria from them. Unlike some other TCC threads, the steroids thread doesn't seem to have many gently mocking or cautionary/self-aware posts scattered around the place, maybe because it's an outgrowth from YLLS. Without that kind of diversity of opinion you end up with dumb poo poo like online nootropics communities, which are full of weird quacks who think drugs are good for you (and therefore escalate into comically ridiculous usage patterns), rather than an unfortunate part of the human condition that people are still unclear how to manage as safely as possible
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:im the shortened form of the word, used by people who talk about it constantly, and who need a short form to make discussions, about how best to grow male breasts, more efficient My balls are the size of grape nuts and I will keep shooting up until they have formed a singularity in my sack
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Paladinus posted:Not everything is black and white, people. There is a middle ground between throwing yourself under a moving train and not killing yourself in any way at all. Sheesh. I agree with this thoughtful & moderate opinion, which if you even READ the Throwing Yourself Under A Moving Train Megathread, you'd know moderation is what we're all about.
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Would have responded sooner but this week I upped my dosage to 3000 tons and I'm having trouble dealing with all the track marks
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Kelp Me! posted:wait are you disagreeing with me because I'm saying that the argument of "specialist doctors gave me these horse hormones to shoot in my rear end so it must be ok!" is retarded. its less retarded than just shooting horse hormones into your rear end and then dealing with the side effects by shooting dog jizz into your rear end with no medical knowledge whatsoever
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Aug 19, 2017 02:18
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Would have responded sooner but this week I upped my dosage to 3000 tons and I'm having trouble dealing with all the track marks hahahhhahaha
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Would have responded sooner but this week I upped my dosage to 3000 tons and I'm having trouble dealing with all the track marks
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We're all naive. Literally every other human on Earth shoots up hormones every day except us.
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Shoot up horse dick juice to become bulbous: This is good, America likes this Shoot up human juice to become a man or woman: This is bad, get out of my bathroom
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Would have responded sooner but this week I upped my dosage to 3000 tons and I'm having trouble dealing with all the track marks amazing
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Glenn Quebec posted:What I want to know is how come, after all that, you're still a sub-205 bitch? Moderation. I'm sticking to one cycle a year.
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