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LingcodKilla posted:Suddenly I feel like sacrificing a battle victim and ripping out their heart. It's not too late to sacrifice a virgin, just slit your wrists
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tastefully arranged labia posted:It's not too late to sacrifice a virgin, just slit your wrists Please, I'm married. I'm a once monthly sex-haver.
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Aug 21, 2017 18:29
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LingcodKilla posted:Please, I'm married. I'm a once monthly sex-haver. Once a month while married? Nobody believes this, not even you.
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bird food bathtub posted:Nobody believes this, not even you.
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Aug 21, 2017 19:45
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I thought when you got married you only had sex if it was risque or voyeur, like at the in-laws house
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:I thought when you got married you only had sex if it was risque or voyeur, like at the in-laws house When you got kids it's always risqué. Nothing's worse trying to explain to your 7 year olds why the doors locked and the rocking noise is just us rearranging furniture no you can't come in.
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LingcodKilla posted:When you got kids it's always risqué. Nothing's worse trying to explain to your 7 year olds why the doors locked and the rocking noise is just us rearranging furniture no you can't come in. So I have a story about a cruise I went on...
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Aug 21, 2017 20:28
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shut up cole
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:https://twitter.com/danieldows/status/899317829031219200 https://twitter.com/samswey/status/899457357113176065
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Naked Bear posted:How many people can say they've killed something with their own face? I've done that twice out on the road, bird right into my visor.
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Flikken posted:I've done that twice out on the road, bird right into my visor. Was it a collision or a head butt? Big difference.
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Aug 21, 2017 23:26
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Was it a collision or a head butt? Collision both times, out of nowhere little fuckers fly right up into the visor. Scared the poo poo out of me both times, the first time I only had a handful of hours riding experience.
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ok who likes to read crazy https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3709978&userid=190305
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House chat: the county came by today and cut down a tree in my front yard that was in the process of dying. Apparently there's an invasive species in the US that's completely wiping out the Ash tree. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMfORKbEivc
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Third World Reggin posted:ok who likes to read crazy What the holy hell...
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Third World Reggin posted:ok who likes to read crazy What a delightful thing to read while my girlfriend is vacationing in Croatia.
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psydude posted:House chat: the county came by today and cut down a tree in my front yard that was in the process of dying. Apparently there's an invasive species in the US that's completely wiping out the Ash tree. Ash is a cool, versatile lumber.
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Real talk: I used to love eating octopus when I was a kid. When I was like six years old, my dad took a sushi making course, and started hosting semi-annual sushi parties. I thought it would be cool and gross out the other adults to eat octopus, so my dad would buy it from the Japanese grocery market where he would go for his other supplies. I would eat it without reservation for years, but after I started learning about marine biology and how smart octopi were, I simply couldn't do it anymore. They've vaulted to the podium of Sea Creatures I Won't Eat, right behind sharks. Octopuses are cursed with three things: intelligence, deliciousness, and a short lifespan. They're smart enough to be masterful escape artists from almost any situation, and also smart enough to recognize individual zookeepers at places where they are kept. The only reason why octopuses haven't taken over the world is because their lifespan is ridiculously short. Squid, on the other hand, are dumb, voracious killing machines that would tear you and your loved ones apart if given a moment's chance. Devour them to your heart's content, preferably deep-fried.
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suboptimal posted:Real talk: I used to love eating octopus when I was a kid. When I was like six years old, my dad took a sushi making course, and started hosting semi-annual sushi parties. I thought it would be cool and gross out the other adults to eat octopus, so my dad would buy it from the Japanese grocery market where he would go for his other supplies. I would eat it without reservation for years, but after I started learning about marine biology and how smart octopi were, I simply couldn't do it anymore. They've vaulted to the podium of Sea Creatures I Won't Eat, right behind sharks. *burp* Say no more fam
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Yeah I loving love octopus and was just watching a documentary about how crazy smart they are going "gently caress I may have to stop eating these fuckers"
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LingcodKilla posted:*burp* This was a cool way to get inside an octopus head for me: From Wikipedia quote:Octopuses also have an excellent sense of touch. The octopus's suction cups are equipped with chemoreceptors so the octopus can taste what it touches. Octopus arms do not become tangled or stuck to each other because the sensors recognise octopus skin and prevent self-attachment.[49]
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My wife finds them cute so she won't eat them. Asked me if I would consider keeping one as a pet instead of din-din but the cost of the gear is prohibitive.
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So I haven't watched the Simpsons since like 2001, and I've been binging the latest season on Hulu.. it's actually funny as gently caress. Bart literally faked having PTSD in one episode it's loving hilarious. I had low expectations going in, and I'm loving the show. poo poo is legit funny.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:So I haven't watched the Simpsons since like 2001, and I've been binging the latest season on Hulu.. it's actually funny as gently caress. Bart literally faked having PTSD in one episode it's loving hilarious. No dude, just no. It's loving terrible.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:So I haven't watched the Simpsons since like 2001, and I've been binging the latest season on Hulu.. it's actually funny as gently caress. Bart literally faked having PTSD in one episode it's loving hilarious. Haven't watched it in forever. Will have to check it out.
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tastefully arranged labia posted:No dude, just no. It's loving terrible. Respectfully disagree.
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For those of us still trapped on earth it's pretty meh now.
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I just rode shotgun in a 2 million bückt Prototype, and we have seven more standing around for testing in our 'hangar' downstairs. poo poo owns, job owns.
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I don't go out of my way to watch new episodes of The Simpsons, but I've enjoyed some of what I've seen from recent seasons. I thought the movie was good though, so I might have bad opinions that should be ignored.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:So I haven't watched the Simpsons since like 2001, and I've been binging the latest season on Hulu.. it's actually funny as gently caress. Bart literally faked having PTSD in one episode it's loving hilarious. 
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Respectfully disagree. Vasudus posted:For those of us still trapped on earth it's pretty meh now. For those of us who aren't as high as Shim it's loving terrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrIB35sCg4I
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Simpsons peaked about season 8. At best it's okay way later, but I stopped watching ten years ago unless I was in a situation where I couldn't change the channel, like on the shitter.
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How about this Shim: I have never smoked or ingested weed before. Next year when the dispensaries open, I'll go buy an eighth and try the Simpsons again. Sound good?
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Haven't watched it in forever. Will have to check it out. I want 20 minutes of my life back.
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Man there is nowhere in Canada to legally watch old Simpsons and that disappoints the hell out of me.
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Just tell me which episode is Bart with ptsd.
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Kazinsal posted:Man there is nowhere in Canada to legally watch old Simpsons and that disappoints the hell out of me. Used media stores almost always have season set on DVD for cheap.
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