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i love the flavor of walk the plank lol
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 14:27 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:48 |
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should extend it to cephalids, fishes, serpents and others i'm forgetting
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 14:27 |
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Kurtofan posted:should extend it to cephalids, fishes, serpents and others i'm forgetting Yeah, I was about to ask, how can you make a fish walk the plank?
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 14:34 |
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Procrastinator posted:
This flavor text isn't just inane, it is also impossible to parse. Fire all flavor text writers, use quotes from literature.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:08 |
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Tainen posted:Laughing at the back to back posts evaluating a card with one saying it is "insane" and the other saying it is "loving atrocious". Card evaluation season is the best. Whoops. I meant to add in 'art' there. The card is fine. The art is horrible.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:21 |
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Rides Naked posted:This flavor text isn't just inane, it is also impossible to parse. Fire all flavor text writers, use quotes from literature. Wish granted. All flavor text now comes from old Magic novels.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:22 |
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Shadow225 posted:Wish granted. All flavor text now comes from old Magic novels. hoisted by my own petard. Seriously though, just have Maro spew bad puns all over the cards again or something. I know he wrote for the bad seasons of Roseanne, but surely poo poo like that flavor text must embarrass him. I actually want to compile all of the worst flavor text over the past few years. Something tells me most of them will be poor attempts to shoehorn "worldbuilding" into the 20 word limit text box on the bottom of an expensive piece of cardboard.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:28 |
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The world-building is fine, it's stuff where they try to sound bad rear end that always falls flat.Zemyla posted:Yeah, I was about to ask, how can you make a fish walk the plank?
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:38 |
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Zemyla posted:Yeah, I was about to ask, how can you make a fish walk the plank? You put a fish on the gangplank. It asphyxiates before it can get to the water. Dead is dead, right
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:50 |
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En Fuego posted:Whoops. I meant to add in 'art' there. The card is fine. The art is horrible. Lol ok I agree with you on the art. I'm theory this is the alternate art so it will be interesting to see what the actual art is. As for the card, I play almost exclusively limited and it seems like an easy first pick to me. Edit: blurry version of regular art Tainen fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Aug 22, 2017 |
# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:22 |
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didnt mercadian masques have cleric tribal and a fun draft format with a lot of on board tricks
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:46 |
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rabidsquid posted:didnt mercadian masques have cleric tribal and a fun draft format with a lot of on board tricks Triple masques is ok. Masques block is awful.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:49 |
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rabidsquid posted:didnt mercadian masques have cleric tribal and a fun draft format with a lot of on board tricks onslaught was the block with cleric tribal and i thought it was a pretty bad draft format but ymmv people saying a set looks 'powered down' based on like 30 cards are just projecting their magic deathwish or w/e
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:55 |
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mcmagic posted:It's bad as long as vehicles are a thing. I can't see this getting much play. Not allowing you to make Vehicles walk the plank is a major oversight. I mean, the flavor is obvious.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:55 |
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rabidsquid posted:didnt mercadian masques have cleric tribal and a fun draft format with a lot of on board tricks that's onslaught
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:55 |
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we're not back in masques until they reprint Rishadan Port
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:57 |
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oh hey wotc released one of those weird articles with graphical representations of combos. Let's take a look: Oh the combo is literally "hey play cards that discount dragons with your dragons"? oh okay (the other 3 are of similar quality)
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:13 |
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i'm glad you've discovered the joys of Diego
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:19 |
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Onslaught was a good format with the twin lumps of Sparksmith at common and brutal bombs making it into a not good format. It's sort of like how Khans got paired with Fate and then Khans sucked, but right out of the box. The worst of those graphs is vampires. Cast vampires. Attack with them. Combo!
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:26 |
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Tales of Woe posted:magic deathwish don't use my real name
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:55 |
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Zemyla posted:Yeah, I was about to ask, how can you make a fish walk the plank? It has to be a cedar plank for optimum flavor
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 19:46 |
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The Something Awful Forms > Discussion > Something Offal > Magic: The Gathering: How can you make a fish walk the plank?
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:27 |
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i lost my job and stopped following magic for a year and only just found out that they printed two nicol bolas in the same set, they're going back to dominaria, doing an un-set (with a sixth color?!) and bringing back core set? what the gently caress happened while i was out
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 21:55 |
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There is an incredible amount of bitching about the new tribal land. I think its the perfect kind of uncommon, especially for a land. Cavern of souls was a mistake.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 21:57 |
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UberJew posted:i lost my job and stopped following magic for a year and only just found out that they printed two nicol bolas in the same set, they're going back to dominaria, doing an un-set (with a sixth color?!) and bringing back core set? You know how bad Bant Coco standard was? It didn't get better for a while.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:00 |
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Sickening posted:There is an incredible amount of bitching about the new tribal land. I think its the perfect kind of uncommon, especially for a land. Cavern of souls was a mistake. From who? Why? Who bitches about good cards being made?
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:00 |
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UberJew posted:i lost my job and stopped following magic for a year and only just found out that they printed two nicol bolas in the same set, they're going back to dominaria, doing an un-set (with a sixth color?!) and bringing back core set? Wotc has been flailing. The two Nicol Bolas is just one intro deck one "real", they've done the same thing with Chandra and tezz and etc. Haven't heard about a sixth color but who knows
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:01 |
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Thanks one million.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:12 |
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TheChirurgeon posted:From who? Why? Who bitches about good cards being made? Even MTGS isn't bitching about this card and they bitch about everything. I, for one, am hype as gently caress for being able to build all kinds of janky modern tribal decks for like 50 bucks since I don't need to buy caverns now. Caverns will still make them better, but budget is good.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:13 |
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Elyv posted:Wotc has been flailing. The two Nicol Bolas is just one intro deck one "real", they've done the same thing with Chandra and tezz and etc. Haven't heard about a sixth color but who knows None of those things are signs of a company "flailing". The intro deck Nicol Bolas is a great way to get kids into the game with a guaranteed planeswalker, the Return to Dominaria is perfectly timed with their 25th anniversary, and the UnSet is a bold move that a company in panic mode shouldn't be doing. The return of core sets is the only "whoops, we hosed up" part of WotC's plans there. I don't think it's more shocking than FNM promos going away, small sets going away, and five cards being banned from Standard.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:21 |
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BJPaskoff posted:I don't think it's more shocking than FNM promos going away, small sets going away, and five cards being banned from Standard. whoa what
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:24 |
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UberJew posted:whoa what They are trying to push competitive players to their "standard showdowns" on Saturday and Sunday's while making FNM more casual/beginner friendly. They they think they are going to accomplish this is by changing FNM promos from alternate art cards from standard sets to double sided Tokens. Showdowns get showdown packs which have 4 or 5 cards including a random foil rare or mythic, a regular rare or mythic and a full art land.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:27 |
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Looking forward to getting to use "Walk the dinosaur" as a regular description of gameplay.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:33 |
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UberJew posted:whoa what Ixalan (the upcoming fall set) will get a small set called Rivals of Ixalan in January as usual, but that will be the last small set ever. after that it'll be 3 standalone large sets and a core set each year, with no fixed rules about how many sets the story spends on each world before moving along. basically they realized that most players prefer large sets and standalone limited formats and took that to its conclusion while giving the story/creative team more flexibility. and yes there's currently 5 cards banned in standard, most of them the fault of Kaladesh block which broke Standard in several ways as per usual with artifact blocks.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:39 |
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FNM promos being replaced by tokens is good, because you can't get foil tokens normally. Nearly every fnm promo before was a foil card from sets anyway, so what the heck?
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:43 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:FNM promos being replaced by tokens is good, because you can't get foil tokens normally. Nearly every fnm promo before was a foil card from sets anyway, so what the heck? WOTC account spotted
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:44 |
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BJPaskoff posted:None of those things are signs of a company "flailing". The intro deck Nicol Bolas is a great way to get kids into the game with a guaranteed planeswalker, the Return to Dominaria is perfectly timed with their 25th anniversary, and the UnSet is a bold move that a company in panic mode shouldn't be doing. The return of core sets is the only "whoops, we hosed up" part of WotC's plans there. I don't think it's more shocking than FNM promos going away, small sets going away, and five cards being banned from Standard. I wouldn't call core sets returning as "whoops, we hosed up" so much as "an experiment that didn't work." There's a big difference between the two and I think it was worth trying. It's also a completely different set release strategy to bring them back for.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:49 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:FNM promos being replaced by tokens is good, because you can't get foil tokens normally. Nearly every fnm promo before was a foil card from sets anyway, so what the heck? It was impossible to make FNM promos something people wanted. Tokens are a serious upgrade.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:52 |
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Tales of Woe posted:Ixalan (the upcoming fall set) will get a small set called Rivals of Ixalan in January as usual, but that will be the last small set ever. after that it'll be 3 standalone large sets and a core set each year, with no fixed rules about how many sets the story spends on each world before moving along. basically they realized that most players prefer large sets and standalone limited formats and took that to its conclusion while giving the story/creative team more flexibility. moving away from fixed rules is a really good move, probably because i started playing regularly with theros i always go back to that block as like the perfect example of a great set that just got worse with each release also im an idiot moron who is going to have to come back to prerelease an unset since i missed the originals and really enjoyed the conspiracy draft format
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:55 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:48 |
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now that we got large sets all day erry day what's the size of standard gonna be like compared to TSP/LOR
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 23:00 |