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Haifisch posted:My Dad [65M] treats me [20F] and my Mom [52F] like a personal chefs and maids. So dad's a giant flaming misogynist, right?
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 00:47 |
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Haifisch posted:My Dad [65M] treats me [20F] and my Mom [52F] like a personal chefs and maids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L44fwkfx4ag
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 00:51 |
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Girl should spend a week at a friend's house and let him starve
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 00:54 |
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Haifisch posted:My Dad [65M] treats me [20F] and my Mom [52F] like a personal chefs and maids. and let him die cause he's obviously not capable of feeding himself.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 00:55 |
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It came from Ask A Manager: My mother wants to write to the newspaper about my “tragic story of shattered dreams” and nothing I say can stop her quote:I’m a 20something woman in tech. Since day one, I had to fight for a place in this field, convincing interviewers that I could do more than customer support, that I deserve the same opportunities my male counterparts have. To this day, I have only had three jobs (tech support, trainee, and junior developer), and I worked really hard to get each of them. quote:Remember my boss, the one who apologised the day I was informed of my layoff? It turned out that he wasn’t involved in the process at all. The manager (the only one allowed to fire and layoff people) thought I was a no-show and decided not to renew my contract while my boss was working from the client offices, without consulting him first. So, when he was told the news he went nuts. The manager returned to our office several weeks later, and my boss confronted him in a loud and angry discussion, and then ragequit! Soon after he left, he was offered a position in a small consulting company created by a local University teacher, and then referred me to the owner, who hired me a on the spot!
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 01:13 |
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She's working in tech so her boss is probably going to try to get in her pants
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 01:35 |
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Catalina posted:Every time I hear about someone like this guy who has an accidental pregnancy because they didn't understand very well about fertility (which I can sympathize with, because my sex education was in a Southern state and lol ) and didn't educate themselves better about birth control and fertility (especially by 45 with three children, what the gently caress), I just shake my head and wish I could just send them this loving picture because that poo poo is way more preventable than people realize: (Spoilered cuz I guess a medical diagram of a dong might be NWS) Ok so that chart is hilarious. Here's my tabletop gamer nerd view: 5% or 1% don't seen like very big chances to our brains at first blush. Those are 1 in 20 and 1 in 100 odds, respectively. Play some games involving 20-sided or 100-sided dice (almost always two ten-sided dice, one is for the tens place) and you'll realize that those particular numbers come up more often than "seems" right. Sometimes, those 100-sided dice will return a 01 result 3 times out of a total of say, 15 rolls. Some poor bastard might roll 3 1s in a row on a 20-sided die and bemoan his terrible luck. Sure, the instances average out over tens of thousands of results, but that doesn't have much bearing on your personal rolls in the moment. So, even a 1 in 100 chance is much riskier on a personal level than "if I do this thing 100 times, the bad thing will happen once," because that 1 in 100 was arrived at with vastly more instances than you'll likely provide. Those chances are also the "in a vacuum," odds, if you will. Any roll of an actual die is affected by a myriad of environmental factors, (surface, temperature, force, spin, moisture, air pressure, how much room there is to roll, etc) and the nature of the die itself (material, weighting, edges, evenness of sides, whether or not a spiteful spirit inhabits them). How bad is the 18% condom failure rate, in dice lingo? Well, this is one almost everyone should be familiar with, as most of us have used 6-sided dice before, whether for board games or gambling. The odds of rolling any given face on a single 6-sider is ~16.67%, and the odds of rolling a 7(the most common result) on two 6-siders is the same, ~16.67%. Hoping there's not a condom fuckup, by pure "in a vacuum," odds, is actually riskier than hoping to not roll a 1 on a single die, or a 7 if you're playing craps, or something similar. That's every time you roll. "Please, not a 1, anything but a 1!" The 24% chances on that chart are far, far, worse odds than banking on not losing Russian Roulette (~16.67% again, unless you're using a 5, 7 or 8 chamber revolver, but who does that?). Now, for that .05% chance implant? We can do that on dice! Since we're still looking at percentages on a large scale, the easiest way to do this would be to roll 4 different colored or otherwise distinguishable 10-sided dice, or just roll one 10-sider 4 times. If you manage to roll, in order, three 0s followed by a 5 or less, you're hosed. That specific sequence is, well, likely to come up about .05% of the time! If it does fail on you, something has gone wrong. If it fails more than once, it's likely that your dice are loaded, or God hates you. TL;DR Don't play games with your future. Use multiple forms of contraceptive and/or prophylactic devices today!
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 01:39 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:She's working in tech so her boss is probably going to try to get in her pants I worked at a major silicon valley company as an intern one summer. They had a single occupancy bathroom with a shower in it for the bikers. They had to start locking it during company parties because people would go gently caress in it. Silicon Valley Culture is Decadent and Depraved
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 01:48 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:dykes on bikes was my favorite part of sf pride I dont know how you plan to break with him if you cant even do it for paragraphs.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 01:50 |
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Yet this post itself is a 100% effective contraceptive!
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:03 |
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Haifisch posted:My Dad [65M] treats me [20F] and my Mom [52F] like a personal chefs and maids. What a fucktard, kick his rear end.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:10 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:She's working in tech so her boss is probably going to try to get in her pants If you are at all attractive, you will get hit on inappropriately by your straight male boss, full stop.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:11 |
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the actual post seems like the couple is actually going to be fine doing this, but lmao this title My girlfriend (23 F) accidentally became pregnant due to condom breaking. She is going to elope and marry me (24 M). Is this always a bad idea?
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:31 |
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I carry twenty phones, nineteen of which are decoys containing false information. I regularly rotate which is the 'real' one.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 03:44 |
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My [26F] boyfriend [28M] eats unhealthy, is always tired, and zero sex drive.Relationships submitted 25 minutes ago by susie15jay As the title says, my [26F] boyfriend [28M] has always been a lover of junk food. Cookies, chips, frozen pizza, chicken fingers, eating it all late and night & in bed. The past 2 months however his eating habits have become noticeably worse, and it's affecting his health & sex drive. All he eats is crap, and then complains how tired he is. He used to go to the gym with me, but now says he doesn't want to go because he doesn't want to be tired/sore at work - which I do understand if you're in a labour intensive job. I've tried to offer to cook him extra food while I meal prep for myself, or to come to the gym with me. Both of which he declines. I feel horrible, but I feel myself becoming less attracted to him. I love my boyfriend, but his complacency is a huge turn off to me. He shut me down in initiating sex the other night "because he was bloated" (he just ate a box of cookies & other snacks). His poor eating habits and neglect to keep up with the gym is really affecting how I view him. Has anyone else gone through this? Is there anything I can do? TL;DR - boyfriend eats like crap & stopped going to the gym. It's decreasing his sex drive, and I find myself finding him less attractive.
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Me [23F] with my Boyfriend [23F] of 5 months, I confronted his Abusive Ex [23F]Relationships submitted 46 minutes ago by boyfriendex A couple weeks ago my boyfriend opened up to me about his previous relationship, where his girlfriend physically abused him. She would hit, threaten, and yell at him. They were together for 2 years, I've now been with him for 5 months. I felt a upset that he took that long to tell me about it, that probably means he felt ashamed about it if it took him that long to even talk about it, and now thinking back throughout our relationship he has shown signs of being an abuse victim. Such as when we'd have arguments he would be very quick to flinch and just apologize, even if he wasn't in the wrong, to try to diffuse the situation. I know his ex-girlfriend, not super well but we have a few mutual friends, and I wanted to confront her about it. When I talked to my boyfriend about that he said he didn't want me to do it, and to just leave it alone. I think maybe he just would feel embarrassed having his girlfriend protect him? I definitely view that as my responsibility though and it made me so angry to think of how someone could treat him like that, so I still did confront her even though he didn't want me to. I confronted her about being abusive towards him and she denied it, I told her I didn't believe her and stuff, and she started getting angry and telling me that what happened in their relationship is not any of my business, she was very aggressive toward me and we almost like, fought. I'm really angry at her and I wanted to hit her so badly, when my boyfriend found out that I still confronted her about it after he said not to, he got so upset with me and said i knew this was gonna happen, I should've never told you. It makes me so upset that he thinks he shouldn't be able to be open about his feelings with me. He ignored my texts for a day, and now we're talking again and he's asking why I did it and saying that he wishes I didn't bring it up and make it an issue again. I tried telling him that I was just protecting him and he said but it happened long ago (as if that justifies it) and that he didn't want it to become an issue again. But I think why would he bring it up to me if he didn't want me to do something about it? Like did he expect that I would just say oh okay, and not feel any anger towards that girl at all? I feel bad about if what I did upset my boyfriend but I did it out of being caring of him and wanting to protect him, not out of trying to open up old wounds or something. What's your guys opinion on this? Was I in the wrong? and what should I do? tl;dr: My boyfriend opened up to me about an abusive ex girlfriend, I confronted her about it and now he's upset with me.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 03:47 |
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That bf sounds depressed for some reason because I can eat a box of cookies and still want to bang. Huh. Usually this is the other way around gender wise I think. He just wanted to open up to you and you broke his trust and did the thing he specifically told you not to do which probably made him feel powerless and lovely!
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 03:48 |
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Pick posted:Me [23F] with my Boyfriend [23F] of 5 months, I confronted his Abusive Ex [23F]Relationships LOL at her admitting to instigating arguments where she knows she's in the wrong. I'm not sure the ex is the only abusive one here.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 03:49 |
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have you considered that the bf is lying? thats something that men do a lot. i did it, too, when i was a man.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 03:55 |
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That's a hell of a thing to lie about.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 03:56 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:My bf and I have been dating for almost 4 years. Things were good in general but I have been feeling quite upset at some of the things he does and I've been feeling like he doesn't love/care about me as much as before. This got buried in all the Grandma's Daycare chat but holy lol at the buried lede! 'Things are mostly good, although he's getting too complacent and taking me for granted. Oh btw, I hosed another girl and haven't told him,'
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:12 |
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Pick posted:If you are at all attractive, you will get hit on inappropriately by your straight male boss, full stop. I have never hit on an employee. Eww.
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Pick posted:If you are at all attractive, you will get hit on inappropriately by your straight male boss, full stop. Speaking from inexperience?
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Speaking from inexperience? Come to think of it I think Pick has only posted a photo from the neck up
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:28 |
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I [18 F] really need help and have no idea what to do with my mom [38 F]quote:Alright, well when I was seventeen I was pregnant with my son, Marco and I had no idea what to do or how to do it. But my mother sure knew what to do once I told her, she took it upon herself to run into my room and go ballistic.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:29 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Come to think of it I think Pick has only posted a photo from the neck up No, she's posted full body pictures. She had some cute blue shoes in one I thought my wife would like and she told me the brand but it was forever ago and I forgot what it was.
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maskenfreiheit posted:Come to think of it I think Pick has only posted a photo from the neck up I'm only familiar with her fuckin alien hand
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:33 |
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quote:How can i fix my relationship with her?
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:34 |
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Haifisch posted:I [18 F] really need help and have no idea what to do with my mom [38 F] Here's an idea kill your fuckin mother or give me the address so I can do it holy poo poo
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Haifisch posted:I [18 F] really need help and have no idea what to do with my mom [38 F] Move to another city and get a restraining order, Jesus Christ.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:35 |
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I bet she would qualify for a bunch of support programs that could help
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:43 |
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I have literally never not sent out feelers to anyone i was supervising or otherwise had authority over. provided they were cute or handsome ofc
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:47 |
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My (30M) girlfriend (27F) lies to people about her life on social media to make herself seem cooler and smarter than she is. She also admits to me everything about her lies, it is like game to her. I feel like she is some kind of master manipulator, and I am not sure if I am comfortable with it.quote:My girlfriend has always been very, very smart and kind of manipulative. She is kind of pretentious, she does modeling and comes from a wealthy british family and I am sure a lot of that plays into it.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My girlfriend has always been very, very smart and kind of manipulative quote:She tells them she is in Paris and takes a selfie of her with a fancy coffee, when really she is just with me in brooklyn most days. She says she just met with some celebrity or saw a celebrity or something like that. She makes up these fanciful interesting stories that never happened. She lies about how much jewelry and dresses costs. She uses this weird app to make her face look thinner and adjust her body. This is an everyday thing basically. quote:it sometimes feels like I am some child dealing with this master social genius who can outsmart and outplay me at any time.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:56 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Come to think of it I think Pick has only posted a photo from the neck up Exactly the opposite, my face is the only thing I don't show .
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Batterypowered7 posted:No, she's posted full body pictures. She had some cute blue shoes in one I thought my wife would like and she told me the brand but it was forever ago and I forgot what it was. Probably United Nude or Lasocki because those are my main two brands .
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 05:04 |
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Ask the lying model what her plans are when she hits 30
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 05:42 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Ask the lying model what her plans are when she hits 30 Say she's a 29 year old lying model.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 05:44 |
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"She reminds me of old Grace Jones interviews" The gently caress you doin' with your life that this is a metric of anything? Also Pick totally posted a face pic, it was next to some Dragon Age 2 poo poo. I don't even remember what she looks like, just the framed picture of a Dragon Age 2 character (I had to look up what it was before anyone accuses me of knowing anything about Dragon Age 2).
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Oh yeah, I did. I guess everyone knows what I look like so that other guy was even way more wrong.
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