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Hot Take incoming: The worst parts of the show, the least interesting thing on the television story, is and has always been the White Walkers and the Ice Zombie Army. Game of Thrones season one was spectacularly well received and drew in a ton of fans from outside the Fantasy & Sci Fi Convention circuits and it barely featured any Ice Zombies at all. I would go so far as to say that basically the quality of each year of Game of Thrones is almost directly inversely proportional to the amount of Ice Zombie featured in the episodes. The problems with the White Walkers are numerous. We don't know anything about them because they're the mysterious other coming from outside the realms of men and threatening to... well technically we don't know what they're threatening to do; it's probably bad though whatever it is given that they seem to kill all the humans they run across on their march. We also don't know anything about them because all of the characters in a position to learn anything about them or do an expository dump to the audience about what they've discovered don't do that because they are bound up to the books where there is even less attention paid to them than on the television show. The parts of a television show that people enjoy, especially Game of Thrones, involve characters interacting with each other and having conversations, arguments, rivalries, attractions, whatever. Social stuff. And you can't really do that with the Ice Zombies because as far as we know they don't talk. The show is called 'Game of Thrones' not 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and I think that's important in understanding what people actually enjoy about the show -- people like the politics and plotting much more than the Three Eyed Raven. Poor Bran Stark. He gets saddled with a lot of the expository duties relating to the Ice Zombies both through his visions and magical training plots and by virtue of being the only main character left up north of the wall or out in the wilderness for long stretches of time without anything else to do. Isaac Hempstead Wright, the young actor cast as Bran, does the best he can with the material but he's not that wonderful of an actor and it's a hard load to carry (and, unlike Maisie Williams, he doesn't get a lot of help from his supporting cast; comparing Charles Dance and Rory McCann to Ellie Kendrick and Thomas Brodie-Sangster is brutal). As we move into the final stretch, it seems more and more likely that the battle against the Ice Zombies is supposed to be our big final payoff to the series and I just don't care. I think the increased focus and screen time spent doing stuff with the White Walkers has a lot to do with my discontent with the show lately and probably more people than just me. EDIT: ![]()
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Ma'am, I'm sorry I didn't get that. Could you repeat your order?
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NorgLyle posted:Hot Take incoming: This post is so bad I'm requested a ![]() (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Corky Romanovsky posted:Ma'am, I'm sorry I didn't get that. Could you repeat your order? A double cheeseburger, onion rings and a large orange drink please.
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Someone with plat report my previous post I cannot live with a post so poo poo that has laid this got thread low
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I hope a giant steps on s'more people
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Tiredproof of concept posted:I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Glenn Quebec posted:Someone with plat report my previous post I cannot live with a post so poo poo that has laid this got thread low I got you fam. I hope Sansa had enough foresight to butcher the giant for meat.
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The Protagonist posted:I hope a giant steps on s'more people I hope some golden company elephants step on some more people in season 8.
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I welcome zombies in my show about hot battledads and dragons
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It is hilarious how bad the writing has gotten also lol at the night king and turning the white walkers into the shittiest black metal band ever OregonDonor fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 23, 2017 |
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OregonDonor posted:It is hilarious how bad the writing has gotten I'm waiting for Jon to tell Dany how much he hates snow because it's cold and it gets everywhere.
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hurry up and leak the final episode damnit
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NorgLyle posted:Hot Take incoming: Stopped reading right about there.
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I think it's a good point, so far the white walkers are pretty boring. No known motivation outside of just kill everything. They're not even especially cruel or evil about it at this point.
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This is the worst page of the thread. Page whatever # it is. Post quickly if you want to be part of it. It started off bad. Really bad. It's not getting any better. Unless....
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Waltzing Along posted:This is the worst page of the thread. Page whatever # it is. Post quickly if you want to be part of it. It started off bad. Really bad. It's not getting any better. Unless.... I got u fam ![]() ![]()
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Waltzing Along posted:
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NorgLyle posted:Without question the worst tits in the show. There are a number of reasons for this... I just want to know how her nipples changed so drastically between the previous flash and that one.
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Waltzing Along posted:
what i lack in height I make up for in appetite
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Fake Sansa, Sand Snek, and Missandei are all incredible, but I really really like Carice van Houten's boobs.
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NorgLyle posted:Hot Take incoming: suck my dick
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Fake Sansa, Sand Snek, and Missandei are all incredible, but I really really like Carice van Houten's boobs. ![]()
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NorgLyle posted:Without question the worst tits in the show. There are a number of reasons for this... Salt wife tits.
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Z-zombies??
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the night king has got to be one of the least intimidating guys in the history of anything outfit look like a dishrag
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Milky Moor posted:the night king has got to be one of the least intimidating guys in the history of anything It kind of looks like it was made out of those rubber bar mats swanky places use instead of a metal tray
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drowned in pussy juice posted:It kind of looks like it was made out of those rubber bar mats swanky places use instead of a metal tray Emptying the spill mat into a shot glass and serving it is called a Matt Dillon. Well, at least according to my roommate.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Emptying the spill mat into a shot glass and serving it is called a Matt Dillon. Well, at least according to my roommate. its called the irish surprise where I work bc drunk irish people will literally drink anything
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You know, none of this poo poo would be happening if Varys had grown some balls and had Prince Inbred killed. Don't tell me he couldn't have done it. Fucker was just lazy.
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Milky Moor posted:the night king has got to be one of the least intimidating guys in the history of anything Wasn't his design totally different earlier on? Like I remember him just looking like an old dude with long grungy hair. Also best T&A was Rob's side piece who got murdered.
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has that loving episode 7 leaked yet
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MeatwadIsGod posted:Wasn't his design totally different earlier on? Like I remember him just looking like an old dude with long grungy hair. I think that's a different ice guy There were like 4 other ones hanging out with the night king, the long hair guy was there.
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Cowslips Warren posted:You know, none of this poo poo would be happening if Varys had grown some balls and had Prince Inbred killed. Don't tell me he couldn't have done it. Fucker was just lazy. lol
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MeatwadIsGod posted:Wasn't his design totally different earlier on? Like I remember him just looking like an old dude with long grungy hair. That's just a random white walker. A few have been killed already. And she was okay.
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Waltzing Along posted:That's just a random white walker. A few have been killed already. Ah, she was okay. ![]() Fat Ginger Manhips Notwhite Child ...Pefect
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