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Son of Thunderbeast posted:That's just the new Stupid Newbie av. It's really really bad. Thanks, just wanted to be sure. That's hosed up.
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Aesop Poprock posted:If they were actually boyfriends (I tend not to trust media accounts when it comes to gay relationships on this point) it wouldn't really count as strange and more "betrayed while sleeping by someone you were close to and trusted" They were, and evidently the murderer told people he was going to propose a while ago. Maybe the proposal was rejected and that started this poo poo show.
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Randaconda posted:https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/bjjv93/professor-allegedly-stabbed-boyfriend-70-times-as-part-of-sexual-fantasy-vgtrn Holy loving poo poo. I interviewed with this guy for a postdoc position back in 2014. That is insane. This is terrifying because now I'm convinced all the people I'm interacting with are secret fetish murderers 
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Aug 22, 2017 23:46
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Does anyone know why the gently caress that new newbie av exists because come the gently caress on why
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Aug 23, 2017 05:48
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Pick posted:Academia is for nasty fuckups with no empathy so this surprises me, like not in the slightest. Also that age gap is 100% unsurprising because I've firsthand witnessed plenty of professors who went for strange less than half their age all the drat time. I'm bemused as to why 2 presumably very clever people would put so much effort into planning this crime and apparently zero effort into planning what they should do AFTER committing the crime.
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Pistol_Pete posted:I'm bemused as to why 2 presumably very clever people would put so much effort into planning this crime and apparently zero effort into planning what they should do AFTER committing the crime. never worked for a professor have you
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Pistol_Pete posted:I'm bemused as to why 2 presumably very clever people would put so much effort into planning this crime and apparently zero effort into planning what they should do AFTER committing the crime. Only thinking with their penis
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Pick posted:never worked for a professor have you Probably just assumed a grad student would come in and clean it all up for him.
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verbal enema posted:Does anyone know why the gently caress that new newbie av exists because come the gently caress on why i mean its a good incentive for people to buy a new av
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Pistol_Pete posted:I'm bemused as to why 2 presumably very clever people would put so much effort into planning this crime and apparently zero effort into planning what they should do AFTER committing the crime. It sounded like their fantasy scenario involved killing themselves as well and they just didn't go through with that? Which, y'know, immediately opens the can of worms of "poo poo, we incredibly obviously killed a guy, what do"
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Aug 23, 2017 08:08
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verbal enema posted:Does anyone know why the gently caress that new newbie av exists because come the gently caress on why I guess whatever admin changed it thinks it's funny because the guy is so ugly. Knowing the story behind it pretty much takes all the "funny" out of it though, I don't care if it's a ploy to get people to buy avatars.
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Aug 23, 2017 08:24
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verbal enema posted:Does anyone know why the gently caress that new newbie av exists because come the gently caress on why Remember when it was an anthropomorphised urinal?
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Randaconda posted:https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/bjjv93/professor-allegedly-stabbed-boyfriend-70-times-as-part-of-sexual-fantasy-vgtrn What is it about? I can't read it as vice has geoblocked Australia. It switches to a go enrol to vote page. What the loving hell?
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The Submarine saga continues: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/23/danish-police-confirm-torso-found-copenhagen-journalist-kim-wall
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Labes for days posted:I guess whatever admin changed it thinks it's funny because the guy is so ugly. Knowing the story behind it pretty much takes all the "funny" out of it though, I don't care if it's a ploy to get people to buy avatars. On the subject of unnerving avatars, when did your chybut guy start vibrating?
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Antivehicular posted:On the subject of unnerving avatars, when did your chybut guy start vibrating? Look he's just really excited by Shartball, okay?
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Pingiivi posted:The Submarine saga continues: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/23/danish-police-confirm-torso-found-copenhagen-journalist-kim-wall What did he do to dismember her? Can't be much room or tools on a small submarine to do that. Maybe she got decapitated by a closing watertight door?
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Samovar posted:Remember when it was an anthropomorphised urinal? But that was funny
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:While I may have had that backwards, don't try and convince me I'm wrong about the book. You want "unnerving", try reading Ellen and Hooper waxing nostalgic about a canned chicken.
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Antivehicular posted:On the subject of unnerving avatars, when did your chybut guy start vibrating? That's a good question, I guess some goon looked at it and thought "hmmm not creepy enough yet." cptn_dr posted:Look he's just really excited by Shartball, okay?
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Comstar posted:What did he do to dismember her? Can't be much room or tools on a small submarine to do that. Four extremely closely-spaced watertight doors perhaps. Who then tied her to a pile of scrap and chucked her overboard so she wouldn't float. I'm just saying it's possible.
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U.T. Raptor posted:No, you're right about that part, the book version of Jaws is awful. When I got it from the library, someone had written NO SHARK IN THIS CHAPTER a few times.
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He sure handled the alleged accident in a really shady way. The only non murder thing that would make dismembering her make sense would be making it easier to toss out the body. I'm interested to see what will be uncovered. .
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Aug 23, 2017 13:29
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It would have been even more unnerving if the torso wasn't hers.
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Comstar posted:What did he do to dismember her? Can't be much room or tools on a small submarine to do that. One of the articles said the arms and legs were forcibly removed, but the head may have come off on its own. People tend to fall apart if they stay in water long enough.
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If she died due to an accident it must have been caused by some sort of negligence, otherwise why try to cover it up? I'm willing to believe it may not have been murder but obviously the guy had something shady going on or he'd have simply reported the death as a tragic accident.
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Antivehicular posted:It sounded like their fantasy scenario involved killing themselves as well and they just didn't go through with that? Which, y'know, immediately opens the can of worms of "poo poo, we incredibly obviously killed a guy, what do" Lol you know that dispiriting feeling you get when you've just done something sexually regrettable. They must've had that x 1000.
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Basebf555 posted:If she died due to an accident it must have been caused by some sort of negligence, otherwise why try to cover it up? I'm willing to believe it may not have been murder but obviously the guy had something shady going on or he'd have simply reported the death as a tragic accident. Devil's advocate response: people panic and do dumb poo poo, even after legitimate accidents ("they'll never believe me, poo poo how do I make this go away?"). Fear + adrenaline are a hell of a combination, and once you've started dismembering someone, you can't exactly stop and say "this isn't what it looks like", so people tend to double down on everything, including the lie, because gently caress it, you're in it now and if one thing comes apart the whole thing does. Real answer he probably killed her.
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Basebf555 posted:If she died due to an accident it must have been caused by some sort of negligence, otherwise why try to cover it up? I'm willing to believe it may not have been murder but obviously the guy had something shady going on or he'd have simply reported the death as a tragic accident. I have no doubts that this guy is currently devoting his entire mental resources to coming up with a halfway plausible story that'll see him getting sent down for manslaughter rather than murder. Lets see what bullshit tale he comes up with!
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Whitlam posted:Devil's advocate response: people panic and do dumb poo poo, even after legitimate accidents ("they'll never believe me, poo poo how do I make this go away?"). Fear + adrenaline are a hell of a combination, and once you've started dismembering someone, you can't exactly stop and say "this isn't what it looks like", so people tend to double down on everything, including the lie, because gently caress it, you're in it now and if one thing comes apart the whole thing does. It would also be extremely traumatic and trauma isn't exactly known to make people calm and rational. But yeah dude probably killed her.
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The fact that he had the gear to dismember the corpse plus a bunch of heavy stuff to weigh it down plus the foresight to try to put holes in the body to prevent it from floating makes it seem like it really wasn't "oh poo poo accident happened good thing I have my serial killing gear on hand!"
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ranbo das posted:The fact that he had the gear to dismember the corpse plus a bunch of heavy stuff to weigh it down plus the foresight to try to put holes in the body to prevent it from floating makes it seem like it really wasn't "oh poo poo accident happened good thing I have my serial killing gear on hand!" Yeah, I don't know about the Danish legal system, but that would be a strong argument in favor of premeditation in the US.n (IANAL)
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Randaconda posted:Yeah, I don't know about the Danish legal system, but that would be a strong argument in favor of premeditation in the US.n (IANAL) Well it's the Danes so even if convicted he'll just get a lightly guarded apartment, generous stipend and plenty of chances to do it again!
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Glazier posted:Well it's the Danes so even if convicted he'll just get a lightly guarded apartment, generous stipend and plenty of chances to do it again! Pffft, it makes me working for a living seem downright silly. For some local flavor: https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170810/noble-square/noble-square-shooting-kills-man-trying-get-away-from-carjacking https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170809/west-town/west-town-shooting-kills-man-walking-down-street-police-say These are both my neighborhood! I can't seem to find an article about the attempted kidnapping that just took place or the other non-fatal shootings that happened a few blocks west a couple weeks ago plus a lot of muggings and break ins (the downstairs apartment in my building just got robbed about two months ago) as well. I don't find it terribly unnerving, but one of my roommates is a bit freaked out and my other one has been staying at his boyfriend's ever since the break in downstairs. If things keep up like this then I may actually be able to afford a house in my new neighborhood by next year. edit: Just noticed the kidnapping/carjacking was actually the article under the baker's one. Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pffft, it makes me working for a living seem downright silly. For some local flavor: Sup fellow chicago goon, both of those random brutal murders are in walking distance of my new apartment 
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Labes for days posted:I guess whatever admin changed it thinks it's funny because the guy is so ugly. Knowing the story behind it pretty much takes all the "funny" out of it though, I don't care if it's a ploy to get people to buy avatars. I asked him about it. Lowtax posted:I like it because he is ugly and that's funny.
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Sup fellow chicago goon, both of those random brutal murders are in walking distance of my new apartment What up neighbor!
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Glazier posted:Well it's the Danes so even if convicted he'll just get a lightly guarded apartment, generous stipend and plenty of chances to do it again! 
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Sarcopenia posted:It would also be extremely traumatic and trauma isn't exactly known to make people calm and rational. I'm not fully convinced it was murder, but even the most generous possible interpretation makes him look pretty bad. At the very least, someone died while he was responsible for her safety, and then tried to cover it up.
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I posted ages ago about the body/skeleton of a little girl that was found on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, packed in a suitcase, who was eventually DNA matched to the body of a missing woman who had been found over 1000km away, 5 years earlier which then lead to the identification of them both. Looks like they've caught the guy who killed them.
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