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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

ManofManyAliases posted:

But I am trying to contribute a little while I'm kept very busy at work.
How was the cake?

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The problem I have with the tattoo is it doesn't have the broken off piece inked correctly. Fidelity ruined.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Those aren't Smarties, they are Rockets.


Finally got that off my chest.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

The Titanic posted:

No friend. No. :(

Your future self is going to hate you.

I've just been telling myself that's a temp tattoo, and I refuse to hear any different.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

peter gabriel posted:

What is your favourite car MoMA?

I'm betting it's a CRysler PTu CRuiser covered with all manner of shiney bling chrome-esq tat.

Unfortunately it won't have a 3.0 either, it'll be a 2.0 at best.

peter gabriel posted:

Or what passtime do you like?

I'm betting it's rubbing, stranger south paw style.

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 23, 2017

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

TheAgent posted:

for some reason I have a feeling moma loves bmws with a hot burning passion

:colbert:

Polish Avenger
Feb 13, 2007
has an invalid opinion.

Colostomy Bag posted:

The problem I have with the tattoo is it doesn't have the broken off piece inked correctly. Fidelity ruined.

Star looks a little off-center, too.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
dude: oh you have a tattoo? yeah I do to, here look at my pasty white arm with zero definition, this was from a PC game called star citizen

gal: oh that's neat I play battlefront on my ps4 sometimes

*dude draws katana and instantly beheads her*

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Polish Avenger posted:

Star looks a little off-center, too.

You know, you are right. Maybe he can ask for a refund.

xXAdmiralBekHarXx
Jul 11, 2017

by zen death robot

ManofManyAliases posted:

You missed my last few posts, commando. They're a bit hard to miss because they're not missives, nor do I have a blog. But I am trying to contribute a little while I'm kept very busy at work.

Its seriously time to get a refund. You even said yourself if they hadnt significantly updated the game by sept you would be worried. People will rib you for getting a refund but theres tons of those people here and you are making the right decision. We will even be happy to help you do this.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





TheAgent posted:

for some reason I have a feeling moma loves bmws with a hot burning passion

MoMA strikes me as "always having wanted a Jag" to be honest.

But I'm still glad he comes here to post with us.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
https://youtu.be/VZocAR2lj8U

More players than Star Citizen and more stable

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

TheAgent posted:

dude: oh you have a tattoo? yeah I do to, here look at my pasty white arm with zero definition, this was from a PC game called star citizen



Luckily it's a good shape to have a cover up of a toilet seat there at some point to hide his shame while also acting as a reminder from history of where his money went

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

TheAgent posted:

This is what happens when you outsource big portions of a massive project. This is what happens when all experienced developers with shipped games leave your project. This is what happens when you've been stuck in perpetual crunch mode. This is what happens when you promise, collect pre-orders for said promises, and then begin to try and prototype those promises into existence. This is what happens when you have no firm design docs to guide your project. This is what happens when you put graphics above gameplay. This is what happens when you pick your engine for cinematic feel. This is what happens when you constantly redesign existing assets because they "aren't good enough."

Star Citizen is what happens.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Keep on rollin'

:kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak:

:kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

MoMA strikes me as "always having wanted a Jag" to be honest.

But I'm still glad he comes here to post with us.

Nah, imo Moma fits perfectly into an AUDI.

pgabz is who I imagine in a cool vintage jag.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





https://twitter.com/RenegadeSquadro/status/900338551694385152

:gary:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

AutismVaccine posted:

Keep on rollin'

:kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak:

:kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak: :kayak:

Literally looks worse than Perfect Dark's hover bike

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

https://youtu.be/VZocAR2lj8U

More players than Star Citizen and more stable
Graphics also look better.

E: I'm not entirely kidding when I say that, Star Citizen looks so loving bland and brown everywhere, while Mario 64 has nice, vibrant colors.

Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Aug 23, 2017

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


:hfive:

xXAdmiralBekHarXx
Jul 11, 2017

by zen death robot

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Literally looks worse than Perfect Dark's hover bike

ITS NOT POLISHED ITS ALPHA THIS IS JUST PROGRAMMER ART.

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

Maybe MOMA can answer a legal question since he is some sort of lawyer:

If Sandi leaves Chris (again) and files for divorce (Maybe on stage this Friday??) how much of the corporations money does she have a legal right too, being that she was actively involved in raising it?

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Literally looks worse than Perfect Dark's hover bike

Is there a way to format that as a table in this forum? the kayaks are not centered and stuff

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

How would you rate your performance today, Lando?

5 Derek Smart Avatars.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

5 Derek Smart Avatars.

The funny ones or the ones he buys?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

5 Derek Smart Avatars.

SQ5? Please confirm!

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

peter gabriel posted:

What is your favourite car MoMA? Or what passtime do you like? I want a glimpse into your life so I can hopefully relate and chat with you better. I enjoyed our fashion chats.

This is my car:

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

ewe2 posted:

Chambers describing clipping issues that are solved in most game engines except Crytek :discourse:
Also quoting this because it's hilarious.

For everything dumb that Chris Roberts has done with Star Citizen, picking CryEngine irreparably hosed the game from the word go.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

peter gabriel posted:

What is your favourite car MoMA? Or what passtime do you like? I want a glimpse into your life so I can hopefully relate and chat with you better. I enjoyed our fashion chats.

I love tae kwon do. Multitude of belts as you move up.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TheAgent posted:

also he loves killing sharks and feeling superior about spending his parents money

hth

Me, or Smart?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
I like chill MoMA a lot better than salty MoMA :allears:

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

this is my car



i am the batman

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Do you feel better now, Moma?

Now that 3.0 is quasi-released and the world struggles to comprehend what it is, and what it means for gaming in general?

I mean, you had to go through a rough time here....

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



ManofManyAliases posted:

I love tae kwon do. Multitude of belts as you move up.

How many belts out of 10 would you rate today's Gamescom stream

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?
destiny 2 looks fun

xXAdmiralBekHarXx
Jul 11, 2017

by zen death robot

Mne nravitsya posted:

Maybe MOMA can answer a legal question since he is some sort of lawyer:

If Sandi leaves Chris (again) and files for divorce (Maybe on stage this Friday??) how much of the corporations money does she have a legal right too, being that she was actively involved in raising it?

Since its a corporation probably just her salary. If they have private family stakes in the company it should be split. Since she is a high level employee she should have zero problems getting a cut.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
lol if 3.0 really does switch to a subscription model

xXAdmiralBekHarXx
Jul 11, 2017

by zen death robot

TheAgent posted:

lol if 3.0 really does switch to a subscription model

it already is though? Like if you subscribe now you get access weeks earlier than everyone else and you get large amounts of permanent ingame currency (REC).

If you aren't a subscriber grinding the REC you need to get basic poo poo takes hours on hours just for mid tier poo poo.

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Those aren't Smarties, they are Rockets.


Finally got that off my chest.

Found the Canadian

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Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?
Never forget

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/could-we-please-get-an-official-cig-confirmation-a/350872

quote:

Zyloh | CIG@Zyloh-CIG
July 26th at 12:54 pm

Also, it’s important to remember that the scope of the game has increased greatly since the original crowdfunding campaign. Since those early days we’ve created procedural planet tech, moved from 32 bit to 64 bit… all of it leading to billions of kilometers of space and millions of square kilometers of landmass to explore, all rendered in detail that matches the most detailed 1st person games that only have to worry about a few dozen kilometers of playable area.


Nicholas fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Aug 23, 2017

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