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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Haier found the Aftermath to the man failing to hold up the truck. it's more leaky bag with crunchy bits inside.

:nms: Gore, you have been warned.

http://i.imgur.com/4TNgoBq.png

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
He dead.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Looks like he's just resting.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Looks like he's just resting.

having a rest in peace

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

I can't tell if his shoes are still on.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Glagha posted:

I can't tell if his shoes are still on.
Probably, but if the last time something like this happened is any indicator, some girl from Kansas will be along to steal them shortly.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Splode posted:

cross-posting from the China thread


Yeesh

Now, there's an appealing fellow.

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.
A friend from college stopped by his in-laws the other day to see how their sewer replacement project was going.

He found this in the front yard:



The hole eventually reached a depth of about 12 feet.

The guy working in the trench was lowered into/lifted out of the hole in the bucket of the backhoe.

Friend (who works for a company that makes safety equipment, including shoring systems) asked the guys if they were going to support the walls of the trench in any way.

Their response? "Naw, that's good stable clay. Doesn't need shoring."

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

CollegeCop posted:

Their response? "Naw, that's good stable clay. Doesn't need shoring."

That checks out. That clay is pretty sticky st:rip:

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

something something digging your own grave

Bozart
Oct 28, 2006

Give me the finger.
There is a book called "the power of habit" which in one part talks about a transformation of safety culture at Alcoa. In one segment there are executives stopping in the middle of their commute to lecture rando construction workers on the proper use of shoring. Sadly the whole book isn't like that.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/08/21/mom-26-cut-in-half-when-elevator-reportedly-malfunctions-in-freak-accident.html

quote:

A mother who had just given birth to her third daughter was reportedly cut in half at a Spanish hospital Sunday when her stretcher became stuck between floors inside an elevator.

Rocio Cortes Nunez, 26, was being transported between the second and third floors of Our Lady of Valme Hospital in Seville when the incident occurred, according to news.com.au.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Multiplication followed by division. PEMDAS claims another victim.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Jeoh posted:

Multiplication followed by division. PEMDAS claims another victim.

:golfclap:

brilliant. and math related. :swoon:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Jeoh posted:

Multiplication followed by division. PEMDAS claims another victim.

:eyepop:

Beccara
Feb 3, 2005

Jeoh posted:

Multiplication followed by division. PEMDAS claims another victim.

:five:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://giant.gfycat.com/ActiveFormalAlbatross.mp4

DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

hoooo boy!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

holy poo poo.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Guy needs to work on his artillery drills. Always keep your powder and shot in covered containers well away from the gun!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Have fun picking glass shards out of your meat sock.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

How to safely handle explosives:
Step 1: Light the fuse
Step 2: Lay down in the grass like a tired puppy
Step 3: Hey, why is the jar of powder smoking?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PainterofCrap posted:

Have fun picking glass shards out of your meat sock.

Black powder is stored in plastic containers, much harder to smash if you drop them.

Burning embers in the eyes are another story. He didn't even have a good safety squint going.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

i love this

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

...and that's how the British lost the battle of Grand Port.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Cubiio on kickstarter broken down by a radiation safety professional.

Laser Products I hate - Funranium Labs

quote:

TL;DR version: Don’t waste your money on Cubiio. You’re never going to see it. If you somehow get it, you’ll be breaking the law by using it.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

On a tiny little car ferry in Holland, the driver of a car figured she'd fit behind a truck because the truck would move further forward. Well it didn't because there was another car in front.

The ferry driver didn't notice her so this happened.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

I have pressing questions about this picture, namely "how". They look like they're just chilling there like "yeah no biggie, just waiting for our friend with a boat to come and push from the other side".


Also good thing the engine's in the front.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


http://i.imgur.com/itlmaSJ.mp4
Always, always, always maintain a safe distance.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god. Does... does that guy still have his face?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Skippy McPants posted:

Oh god. Does... does that guy still have his face?

No it belongs to the cylinder now.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
It's only 2000F or so, I'm sure it's just sunburnt. I mean, he didn't even knock his shoes off.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

It's only 2000F or so, I'm sure it's just sunburnt. I mean, he didn't even knock his shoes off.

How much is that in adult units?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXUQlmO-L8s

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Jerry Cotton posted:

How much is that in adult units?

1366.5 K

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Thank that is p hot ay ay ay.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Power Bottom posted:

http://i.imgur.com/itlmaSJ.mp4
Always, always, always maintain a safe distance.

I shouted out loud

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