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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Do you think Kyle Walker and Benjamin Mendy are actually bad because Bobby Madley is a loving retard?

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Lionel Messi will teach Ederson how to not get megged by Shrek.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

straight up brolic posted:

Do you think Kyle Walker and Benjamin Mendy are actually bad because Bobby Madley is a loving retard?

Mendy hasn't played a game because he's not fit, what are you talking about?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

pik_d posted:

Mendy hasn't played a game because he's not fit, what are you talking about?
I have watched him play football before he is very good (my response was to the guy saying City actually had good fullbacks)

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

straight up brolic posted:

I have watched him play football before he is very good

What does he have to do with Madley though.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
LOL Jack Wilshire got sent off for the under 23s

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice

JFairfax posted:

LOL Jack Wilshire got sent off for the under 23s

I loving love him

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


fyallm posted:

I loving love him

He is the absolute best, it's going to be great when he returns to the team and plays left back or something.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

wicka posted:

He is the absolute best, it's going to be great when he returns to the team and plays left back or something.

He will get a stress fracture in his face or something the day before he is due to play for the senior side again

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Byolante posted:

He will get a stress fracture in his face or something the day before he is due to play for the senior side again

Think outside the box, Byo. He's going to score four goals against Chelsea, then dislocate his torso.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

wicka posted:

Think outside the box, Byo. He's going to score four goals against Chelsea, then dislocate his torso.

Comedy option he will get thrown over the the ad boards at the emirates by Bardsley in his first game back vs Burnley

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Byolante posted:

Comedy option he will get thrown over the the ad boards at the emirates by Bardsley in his first game back vs Burnley

He'll get angry and break his hand throwing a punch.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

wicka posted:

Think outside the box, Byo. He's going to score four goals against Chelsea, then dislocate his torso.

can't see a hundred more years out of this guy made of glass

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Wayne Rooney retires from EMNT

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...s-a7908316.html

ephex fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Aug 23, 2017

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

yeah he is old and english

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


vyelkin posted:

yeah he is old and english

He's also an old licker

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
That's a real baller move waiting for a callup just to turn them down. Wayne's back on top.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TXQBRYNF-Y

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

the pace on that third goal, holy gently caress

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

ayb posted:

the pace on that third goal, holy gently caress

Hit his physical peak at 17 like every other English prospect.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Wayne Rooney was the last relevant English player on the world stage, RIP. I guess Kane is getting there.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
adam lallana is relevant as gently caress

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Who is England captain now?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

wicka posted:

Who is England captain now?

Howson

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

wicka posted:

Who is England captain now?

big harry kane

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

look at me im the captain now

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

bewbies posted:

adam lallana is relevant as gently caress

Who does he play for now?

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

wicka posted:

Who is England captain now?

joe fart

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


kcer posted:

joe fart

Fraser Fartster
Jack Buttland

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

straight up brolic posted:

look at me im the captain now

now i'm prune tracy

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

Jose posted:

now i'm prune tracy

Lol

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


sassassin posted:

That's a real baller move waiting for a callup just to turn them down. Wayne's back on top.

I reckon Southgate called him to tell him he's never getting in the squads because he's old and poo poo, and offered him the chance to say he retired instead. Prevents the poo poo pundits clamouring for him to be brought back and lets Southgate get on with building for 2018. Gives Rooney some dignity. Best move for both parties imo

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Nah Southgate ain't like that.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Oh, it's saved (saved)!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Nah Southgate ain't like that.

Yeah Southgate probably cried himself to sleep after his hero Wayne turned him down.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Rooney's going to unretire and lead England to a trophy before finally calling it a day with the beautiful game.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Theprevailing wisdom on talk sport is if he has a 20 goal season he will return for the world cup. Carra called up to endorse it.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Wayne Rooney was the last relevant English player on the world stage, RIP. I guess Kane is getting there.

You're right. The current crop of England players are not very good.

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Shrapnig posted:

You're right. The current crop of England players are not very good.

i have fixed this for you.

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