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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Larry Parrish posted:

When two retarded centrists collide it throws off a lot of negative posts, similar to nuclear decay in real life

when two centrist posters collide we fuse and become a superdelegate

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Darkman Fanpage posted:

gently caress you under seige is good

Pre-Beard Seagal movies are badass. Post-Beard Seagal movies are incredibly entertaining.

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

Fallen Hamprince posted:

the 'one guy gets a rifle the other gets bullets' thing is a myth, most of the soviet incompetence stemmed from officers making terrible decisions because they were terrified of getting executed for disobedience by a government who's military genius included diverting troops from the front to stand around behind the lines waiting to shoot anyone who retreated without an order

blocking troops aren't a new thing though, consider the triarii in the pre-marian reforms roman republic

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Fallen Hamprince posted:

it's funny to me that steven seagal was ever considered a serious action hero considering he's been a weird fat weeaboo for as long as i've been old enough to watch his movies

this could actually be the worst post you've made

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Supposedly the blocking units hardly ever shot anyone anyway, they usually just turned people around and sent them back to the fight, or formed a useful regrouping point for retreating soldiers. It's funny just how much of the commonly accepted knowledge of the eastern front comes directly from Nazi propaganda.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Enjoy posted:

blocking troops aren't a new thing though, consider the triarii in the pre-marian reforms roman republic


http://i.imgur.com/agtRUV9.gifv

Zerg Mans fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Aug 23, 2017

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 229 days!

Jeb! Repetition posted:

The Warhammer 40k school of military strategy.

40k isn't just ironic fascism, it's also ironic tankie-ism. That's why they're called commissars, after all.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zegermans posted:

nuclear decay is totally different from the fission/fusion chain reaction you're describing - though nuclear decay is often times a part of the chain reaction due to femtosecond half-lives of some weird-rear end elements that are produced in nuclear explosions.

Please don't nitpick my lovely joke

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
What are the good Seagal movies? Under Siege, Hard to Kill, and .... there's got to be another one, right?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ScrubLeague posted:

What are the good Seagal movies? Under Siege, Hard to Kill, and .... there's got to be another one, right?

the glimmer man. not good as in it's good but good because it's bad and that makes it good.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Larry Parrish posted:

Please don't nitpick my lovely joke

obligatory "then stop posting"

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

ScrubLeague posted:

What are the good Seagal movies? Under Siege, Hard to Kill, and .... there's got to be another one, right?

The Mercenary: Absolution

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

on deadly ground rules

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ScrubLeague posted:

What are the good Seagal movies? Under Siege, Hard to Kill, and .... there's got to be another one, right?

hard to kill wans't even a good bad, it was just terrible.

the bloodbank one liner was amazing though.

like his training montage was just him hitting a board while being fat

also his girlfriend couldn't decide on an accent.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Perfect Weapon for sure

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Larry Parrish posted:

The Perfect Weapon for sure

Best twist ending in cinematic history

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Rome.webm

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/900862623461253120

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

that post is actually true. i was the lookout

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
The gently caress is blackpill

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

The gently caress is blackpill

Black Pill is like the Red Pill, except you think the world is actually a grimdark fantasy and the only thing that can be saved is yourself.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Black Pill is like the Red Pill, except you think the world is actually a grimdark fantasy and the only thing that can be saved is yourself.



Pls don't link noted crazy person site kiwi farms

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Also my eyes slid off that image and only caught parts of it but Paleo-Game Cult is my new hip hop collective

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I mostly wanted you to read the OmegaVirginRevolt part.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I mostly wanted you to read the OmegaVirginRevolt part.

I saw that. Still not as good as CoAlphaAntiModernistIncelBlogger aka GovernmentGetsGirlfriends aka the guy who thought his mother should have hosed him so he wouldn't be a virgin anymore

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
im sick of all this pill poo poo

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I take my ideology intravenously, pills don't have a high enough dose for me

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

im tryina take the O pill Oxy

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Darkman Fanpage posted:

im sick of all this pill poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
mods rename me OmegaVirginRevolt

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/900898289855471616

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4KSOpcQMu0

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Take the iron pill, comrades

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

I've been trying to make a good bread book dick joke for like two days now and failing

None of you ruin this for me I'm gonna get it

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


busted

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

im sick of all this pill poo poo

its a big word these days because everyone is addicted to drugs

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