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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

trump

millennial do not have time to d8 because they're ir8 and cant w8 for the next kuw8

karmacoma

what

jamaican aroma

dharma and dredd

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



ScrubLeague posted:

I hope you boys enjoyed Corpus Christi while you had the chance, because it's fuckin gone by Monday.

i bet the schlitterbahn there is going to kick rear end during harvey

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Zyla posted:

i dont think anyone has ever enjoyed corpus christi

you never wanted to buy heroin on a beach

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Rushi posted:

oh i mean this actually rules?? o:

^ theres a whole series o those...chk it outtt



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPWOWufBXO8

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bip Roberts posted:

texasdeth XD
M F Q B I A D
O U U E   M O
T K O C     W
H K T A     N
E E E U
R N N S
      E

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Sir Tonk posted:

*body* of christ

no i only enjoyed the corpse

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

tacodaemon posted:

i bet the schlitterbahn there is going to kick rear end during harvey

~we're goin to schlitterbahn~

~and being launched into the fuckin sea~

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
It would be cool if a huricane would bring us a new beach honestly because its pretty gross.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
corpse of christi beach gonna be like

http://i.imgur.com/KDPbQ5A.gifv

:tutbutt:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

DogonCrook posted:

It would be cool if a huricane would bring us a new beach honestly because its pretty gross.

I mean, in a way all of the city will be a new beach by the time we're done

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

DogonCrook posted:

It would be cool if a huricane would bring us a new beach honestly because its pretty gross.

The Gulf is a pit, you don't want more of it.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

dharma and dredd

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Like global warming may be poo poo for yall but itll bury the trash heap we call a coast and give us a new one so im on board. We can probably get it right the second time im sure of it.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

dharma and dredd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi76bxT7K6U

all the good american lads id want to d8, shipped off to the next kuw8

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

in the words of the corpse of christ, teach a man 2 fish he eat dinner, dump the entire ocean on a man he never have to eat again

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

corpse of christi beach gonna be like

http://i.imgur.com/KDPbQ5A.gifv

:tutbutt:

third battle of man asses

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
us last week: "I can't believe Trump has been tested by disaster already and failed so badly"

us now: "Wait no"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
can't sleep

excited to see rain in texas

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Nonsense posted:

corpus beach is awful, but about to no longer be a problem.

all texas beaches are awful

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi76bxT7K6U

all the good american lads id want to d8, shipped off to the next kuw8

the solution to that is just to be a completely worthless piece of poo poo nobodyd ever wanna date :)

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Calibanibal posted:

in the words of the corpse of christ, teach a man 2 fish he eat dinner, dump the entire ocean on a man he never have to eat again

give a man on fire and he'll be warm for a day

set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Calibanibal posted:

no i only enjoyed the corpse

:chloe:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



seems all too appropriate that trump will be prez for the most destructive hurricane in us history in his first year on the job

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

triple sulk posted:

seems all too appropriate that trump will be prez for the most destructive hurricane in us history in his first year on the job

TRUMP

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
https://news.vice.com/story/at-least-69-people-have-now-quit-trumps-white-house-advisory-groups



nice

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

third battle of man asses

deploy the corpse of chris christie to the corpus christi seawall stat, we will save millions of dollars and millions of lives

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
for real though I feel almost bad panicking so much here in Houston when it's Corpus is about to get loving wrecked and we're just in track to get the dirty side of it. Genuinely if you live there, stay safe.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
trump calls fema

you're fired

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

triple sulk posted:

seems all too appropriate that trump will be prez for the most destructive hurricane in us history in his first year on the job

hes gonna send kushner down to corpus

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
poo poo like this storm is why prepping is actually a good idea

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
holy poo poo

i didnt know they had ever filled that many positions! nice job :smugdon:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

i bet the schlitterbahn there is going to kick rear end during harvey

the beer w candy floating in it????

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

sexpig by night posted:

us last week: "I can't believe Trump has been tested by disaster already and failed so badly"

us now: "Wait no"

ESAKA TRUMP Continues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACW36lBGvsY

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
watch this storm is gonna hit then a giant earthquake will hit then yellowstone will blow

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
deoperationalize Corpus Christi Jarrod

"aw jeez why do i have to do the autopsy, get Eric to do it cmon! Eeeeeee"

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Admiral Ray posted:

watch this storm is gonna hit then a giant earthquake will hit then yellowstone will blow

clearly god is happy with trump :smugdon:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Admiral Ray posted:

poo poo like this storm is why prepping is actually a good idea

prepping is a really good idea that's impossible to get into without wading through miles of racist weirdos

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Admiral Ray posted:

poo poo like this storm is why prepping is actually a good idea

Just don't live near water binch

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

Just don't live near water binch

scout finch binch

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