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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

post the full picture

melania staring at him in disbelief and creeping realization at what an embarrassing manchild she's saddled with is what makes it peak Trump

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i like the repeated cutaways to a different angle to cover up how trump cant focus long enough to read a 2.5 minute speech

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/901045492536287232

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/900917079490011136

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol @ all the happening at once

- no budget
- default
- katrina 2.0
- defending nazis

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
stay safe trump thread goon's daughter and all the TX doggos :ohdear:

I'm from Lumberton NC where Matthew hit real bad and my friend lives out on a farm there

and he came back after the storm and found a pit bull on the roof of a shed that looked like it hadn't eaten in days


he put it up at the vet and boarded it for like a month while they tried to find someone to take it

eventually the owner found out about it and my friend was like hell no you aren't gettin this dog back at first but apparently the owner was like heartbroken about thinking his dog was dead and never meant to leave him, I didn't get the exact story but for whatever reason it wasn't the dude's fault so anyway he got reunited and they were happy and it made the local paper

oh yeah also in case someone asks, he boarded the dog because he already had a dog and they didn't get along when he tried to bring it home

Stefan Prodan has issued a correction as of 17:46 on Aug 25, 2017

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


MY FELLOW AMERICANS

I have made some improvements to the weekly address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29q18dk54g

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




triple sulk posted:

lol @ all the happening at once

- no budget
- default
- katrina 2.0
- defending nazis

i'm sure we'll get a friday dump too lol eat poo poo trumpo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

post the full picture

melania staring at him in disbelief and creeping realization at what an embarrassing manchild she's saddled with is what makes it peak Trump

drat you!!!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



triple sulk posted:

luv 2 see the govt fall apart and shut down while hurricane death comes this way

also this is what's gonna happen

the hurricane is katrina 2.0 and causes enough damage that trump has to decide between funding the wall or funding disaster relief

then makes his announcement on national television, THURSDAY AT 9PM

BE THERE

quoting

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/dril/status/901122853260730368

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

election2016.wmv

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

he's somehow our ugliest president, it's amazing

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
kinda lookin forward to melania's tell all after trump gives up the toupee

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

triple sulk posted:

lol @ all the happening at once

- no budget
- default
- katrina 2.0
- defending nazis

add a war and you've got an entire eight years wrapped up in eight months!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
despite squizzle handing out very unfair probations i will continue to support him as SA's finest IK

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i would also like to add, for euphronius benefit, that me and squizzle are very different people!!!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

when we have the inevitable harry telethon who gets to say donald trump doesn't care about black people

kanye's too out there to do one now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/900903572904304641

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/901123734580457472

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




lol he's like a golem made out of piss and the dreamworks smug face

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

thought this was about bill oreilly at first

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



i'm the intern who had to comb through 10,000 photos to find the one frame where donald doesn't appear to be peeping those feet

(he's looking into a cleverly angled mirror just out of view)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lmao

https://twitter.com/kath_krueger/status/901112451743264769

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




I did a thing posted:

my head cannon says that her dad wrote each and everyone of these.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Why does Trump's face look so insufferably stupid

zakkro
May 29, 2015



:monocle:

I say

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bearjew posted:

Why does Trump's face look so insufferably stupid

Sometimes, you can judge a book by its cover.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
mmmmmm, that's good CONTENT!

https://twitter.com/FDRLST/status/900893994682638336

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Houston is gonna be pretty hosed with the amount of rain that will fall. Propublica did a series last year about it:

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/806528807154974724

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/707241222109306880

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/705880908512018432

Lots of people will flood who are way out of designated flood zones and not required to have flood insurance. It will be pretty bad.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


prefect posted:

Sometimes, you can judge a book by its cover.

:wrong:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

The face of a man who can't understand what he's being told and also doesn't care.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i cant not laugh every time dammit

its so perfect

look how enveloped in his smug he is, literal textbook head up arse

whatever did he do to pat himself on the back for the day

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

https://twitter.com/jaspar/status/901082247314505731

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/901127011724271617

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Lastgirl posted:

i cant not laugh every time dammit

its so perfect

look how enveloped in his smug he is, literal textbook head up arse

whatever did he do to pat himself on the back for the day

once upon a midnight dreary
while I pondered smug and sneery

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

i hope no one dies and people loosing everything is bad but last few times houston flooded there were several videos of people trying to drive through flooded streets only to find it too deep for their truck so there will be some good schadenfreude from that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh_iP98HQgA

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




peepeepants posted:

Houston is gonna be pretty hosed with the amount of rain that will fall. Propublica did a series last year about it:

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/806528807154974724

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/707241222109306880

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/705880908512018432

Lots of people will flood who are way out of designated flood zones and not required to have flood insurance. It will be pretty bad.

im trying to remember the statistic and its both v old and came from an insurance agent so grain of salt but

something like..........a quarter??? of all flood insurance claims come from outside of flood areas that require flood insurance, meaning from the minority of people in those areas who made a point to buy insurance that wasnt forced on them

if you live anywhere that might remotely see flooding you really should buy flood insurance

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

peepeepants posted:

Houston is gonna be pretty hosed with the amount of rain that will fall. Propublica did a series last year about it:

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/806528807154974724

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/707241222109306880

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/705880908512018432

Lots of people will flood who are way out of designated flood zones and not required to have flood insurance. It will be pretty bad.

lol

it owns how all these red states aren't doing poo poo to address the issue of natural disasters destroying all their buildings, meanwhile CA has some of the best building codes in the nation because of earthquakes

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

i cant not laugh every time dammit

its so perfect

look how enveloped in his smug he is, literal textbook head up arse

whatever did he do to pat himself on the back for the day

it really is perfect :unsmith:

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