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54 40 or gently caress posted:Okay so we've talked about the first signs of getting lovely in general being in season 9, but what's the lowest? Like above with the Lena Dunham? Before that? Like when did it become unwatchable? I'm going with like...season 13 Saddlesore Galactica
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:I want to say that the joke with that Krusty clip was supposed to be about how Krusty's programming is lazy, crass, and offensive, but somehow that got lost in translation and the jokes ended up being played straight. More than likely t
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Ned Flanders returns to his job in pharmaceuticals, but after being out of the game for so long he can only find a spot as a test subject for a new drug that cures people of left-handedness. Flanders doesn't realize what is happening to him at first, but as his left-handed nature begins to give way to gradual ambidextrous manipulations and finally full on right-handedness, he finds himself becoming popular and successful and fitting in with everyone because he seems so normal now signing his name on credit card receipts with his right hand. Then he discovers that the company's drug is doing this to him with the ultimate goal making selling it to schools to force to allow teacher to teach nothing but right-handed students. "No! The Good Lord made me a southpaw, and I'll be hecked if I let someone tell me that I can't live my life that way and that I need to change for the comfort of other people!" "Mr. Flanders, I hope you see the hypocrisy in your sudden realization." "I surely-diddly-do, Lisa! I can't run a left-handed store as a righty! The scandal!" "No, I meant your conservative belief system that similarly tries to enf--" "No time to talk, Lisa! I have to get to the drug company as soon as possible and see if they can undo this perversion they've inflicted upon me! Homer... I'm going to that drug company, and things might get ugly." (*Flanders opens up a gun case with a matching set of right and left handed revolvers and pulls them out to admire them in his hands for a moment.*) "I don't know if I'll coming back..." (*reaction shot of everyone looking shocked*) "...a righty or a lefty..." (*Flanders puts guns back in case, reaction shot of everyone at ease*)
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Barney goes into business with a new upmarket craft beer bar. Moe becomes frustrated as even Homer is lured away from his humble dive, and is forced to resort to drastic measures with the help of Duff Man. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to trick Bart into learning through fun with his new Sorny Playcentre VR headset. Guest starring Anthony Bourdain.
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After Gil saves Homer's life from a runaway giant donut, he and Homer become best friends. But Gil's neediness soon wears thin for Marge, and Homer causes hijinx when he attempts to divert Gil's obsessive friendship to Comic Book Guy. Bart and Milhouse also find their friendship pushed to the limit, as they each try to catch the attention of the new cool kid in school. Guest starring Justin Bieber.
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Hi Simpsons producers can I have a lot of money for these terrible episode ideas, tia.
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Remember the season cliffhanger WHO SHOT MR BURNS and it was Maggie? Looking back that was pretty funny.
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Riptor posted:actual human being that he is im unconvinced
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Iron Crowned posted:Wang Computers and Coleco both exist in the Simpsons Universe So does Apple computers. Remember the Lollapalooza episode?
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Jasper asks the simpsons clan to help him restore a vintage biplane he flew during the war. They do and upon its completion realize it's a German biplane! Jasper is a Nazi war criminal who got waylaid in Springfield while fleeing to Argentina. Meanwhile, Marge tries dying her hair a slightly different shade of blue and as a result becomes the talk of the town. Featuring Billy Joel as the voice of the plane
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lol these are all pretty good
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Quote-Unquote posted:After Gil saves Homer's life from a runaway giant donut, he and Homer become best friends. But Gil's neediness soon wears thin for Marge, and Homer causes hijinx when he attempts to divert Gil's obsessive friendship to Comic Book Guy. Bart and Milhouse also find their friendship pushed to the limit, as they each try to catch the attention of the new cool kid in school. Guest starring Justin Bieber. Didn't this one actually happen
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Phlegmish posted:Didn't this one actually happen I don't think so because I spent more than ten seconds thinking it up
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There was an episode where Gil lived with them for like a year before moving to Arizona where he was a successful real estate agent.
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Improbable Lobster posted:So does Apple computers. Remember the Lollapalooza episode? EAT UP MARTHA
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Marge gets inspired to write and draw a comic book after seeing Lady Liberty movie. Topical poo poo from 2016-2017 occurs in an episode that won't air until 2020.
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Homer and the kids deal with Marge's death. Episode is dedicated to the memory of Julie Kavner.
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Burns Before Reading: The Springfield Public Library has revealed they have a list of all the overdue books in their collection that are owed late fees. Marge as a volunteer is assigned to go to door to door to collect the books or replacement fees from cardholders until she gets to Mr. Burns. Burns both refuses to pay for the book and give it back to the library. Lisa and Marge delve into the history of the book with the library and discover it was a donated book donated by the Burns Estate, itself, nearly 75 years earlier, there are apparently no other copies in existence to replace it with, and decide to make it into a mystery to solve as to what is so important about this one book and Mr. Burns.
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Last Chance posted:Homer and the kids deal with Marge's death. Episode is dedicated to the memory of Julie Kavner. this is coming within 5 years, easily
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Lisa becomes a lab assistant to professor Frink and is horrified to discover he is experimenting on kidnapped children Meanwhile Homer becomes world fart champion
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Distraught that their inattention during "snuggling" led to Maggie's death, Homer and Marge go on a retreat into the woods to work on their relationship. Homer begins to experience visions of doom, destruction, and witchcraft, while Marge becomes focused on sex and pain, culminating in her crushing Homer's genitals with a rock and burying him alive with a millstone attached to his leg. Guest star: Jim Gaffigan as the "chaos reigns" fox. Season 78 Premiere: a dust storm causes the emergency solar generator to fail. In response, the computer that generates new episodes begins to enter stand-by mode. In the process of clearing its volatile memory of non mission-critical elements, it inadvertently produces a clip show of highlights from seasons 25-77, although there is no longer an audience capable of watching it. Guest stars: whatever multicellular life managed to survive the Great Unmaking.
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Riptor posted:this is coming within 5 years, easily She was only born in 1950 and she looks really healthy?
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One of the voice actors dying would kill the show for sure.
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Aesop Poprock posted:She was only born in 1950 and she looks really healthy? Isn't she the one who is a complete recluse who refuses to do any promotional appearances for the show?
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I can't wait till 6 years from now when they make a game of thrones episode
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I can't wait till 6 years from now when they make a game of thrones episode Game of Bones: Poochy Returns
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JediTalentAgent posted:Burns Before Reading: The Springfield Public Library has revealed they have a list of all the overdue books in their collection that are owed late fees. Marge as a volunteer is assigned to go to door to door to collect the books or replacement fees from cardholders until she gets to Mr. Burns. Burns both refuses to pay for the book and give it back to the library. That could actually make for a great season 2~3 episode
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Aesop Poprock posted:She was only born in 1950 and she looks really healthy? Her voice has been breaking in recent seasons. She pretty much sounds like she's doing the grandma's voice. Which sounds weird on a character who's supposed to be in their 30s.
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This was always my favorite Marge moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2eud_tEIj8
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I know they are just cartoons, but even visually they seem younger and happier in the old episodes.
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PostNouveau posted:One of the voice actors dying would kill the show for sure. lol
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The Simpsons have to move out of their house for the weekend while it's getting fumigated, while staying with the Flanders, bart finds a secret box containing photos of a mysterious part of Ned's past. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to start a protest rally against the latest budget cuts at school. Featuring George Takei. A prank goes Awry at the school and breaks Principal Skinner's leg. Bart manages to frame his sister and she ends up having to see a school psychiatrist. Instead of proving her brother's guilt, she uses it as an opportunity for some self introspection. Bart feels guilty for injuring Skinner and even worse that nobody comes to visit him. So he tries to hook up the injured principal with.. I dunno.. Booberella or someone he hasn't dated yet. Featuring the Voice of Stephen Fry.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I know they are just cartoons, but even visually they seem younger and happier in the old episodes.
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muscles like this! posted:Isn't she the one who is a complete recluse who refuses to do any promotional appearances for the show?
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Filmed from the perspective of a small child in a baby carriage, Marge explains to you, the viewer, that she is your Death, and that your Killer in your current life will be your Mother in the next life. She apologizes over and over as she beckons you towards oblivion. You are trapped in a hedonic cycle from which you can never escape, and your consciousness is obliterated. Guest Star: Joanna Newsom as Madame Psychosis.
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Over here both the voice actors for marge and homer died already and they just replaced them with people that sound kinda similar.
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There is no reason to believe Julie Kavner will die before Harry Shearer, who is 73, no matter what her voice sounds like on tape.
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Tree Goat posted:Distraught that their inattention during "snuggling" led to Maggie's death, Homer and Marge go on a retreat into the woods to work on their relationship. Homer begins to experience visions of doom, destruction, and witchcraft, while Marge becomes focused on sex and pain, culminating in her crushing Homer's genitals with a rock and burying him alive with a millstone attached to his leg. Guest star: Jim Gaffigan as the "chaos reigns" fox. lmao holy poo poo
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Brofessor Slayton posted:I know there's a recent Flintstones comic which includes such gem lines as "Barney, we committed genocide." I hear it's good, but I've only seen bizarre panels with no context. it's very good. prior to the start of the series, barney and fred were part of an army that wiped out the tree people who originally lived on the land bedrock was founded on. instead of the water buffalo lodge it's a veterans lodge (they wear the same hats).
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Tree Goat posted:Season 78 Premiere: a dust storm causes the emergency solar generator to fail. In response, the computer that generates new episodes begins to enter stand-by mode. In the process of clearing its volatile memory of non mission-critical elements, it inadvertently produces a clip show of highlights from seasons 25-77, although there is no longer an audience capable of watching it. Guest stars: whatever multicellular life managed to survive the Great Unmaking. Riptor posted:this is coming within 5 years, easily
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