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Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Steven King's finally back on his game?

# ? Aug 26, 2017 14:46

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:20

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Inescapable Duck posted:

Steven King's finally back on his game?

Nah, he's just been hired to write the novelization of Far Cry 5.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 14:54

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

safely sodomized posted:

NASA 1965 engineer aesthetic

Needs a buzzcut and thick framed glasses imo

And no self respecting wind tunnel control room would tolerate that facial hair

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:09

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

That reminds me, I wanted to drop this Martha Stewartesque summer fun tip for you all. If you take about a spoonfull of decently THC enriched liquid coconut oil and you poor it into a freshly cracked cold can of seltzer water, it is like a weed beer and man is it a great way to cool off

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:17

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Over Easy posted:

That reminds me, I wanted to drop this Martha Stewartesque summer fun tip for you all. If you take about a spoonfull of decently THC enriched liquid coconut oil and you poor it into a freshly cracked cold can of seltzer water, it is like a weed beer and man is it a great way to cool off

gently caress you and your readily available edibles :qq:

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:21

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

gently caress you and your readily available edibles

As Jesus taught all us man fishers to fish for men, and to also love those who tell you to "gently caress you"

This method will have you up to your nipples in coconut oil in 4 hours from the time you flick on the stovetop to the time you pull your creamy green bounty from the refridgerizer

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:30

joedevola: Sep 11, 2004; worst song, played on ugliest guitar

business hammocks posted:

Star Wars is at least about fighting nazis. I don't know if marvel is allowed to use nazis.

I dunno, the rebels looked a loooot like a middle eastern guerrilla resistance in rogue one.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:39

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Pretty much these are the same types of people who wanted to create Ron Paul Island but now they're Nazis. So here's what these geniuses are up to. First... designing flags!

Those were too wussy though so they're settling around this:

More genius planning:

quote:

ScheissePfosten: If we go with the 5k acre Chilean property, we can sell logging rights for easy profit. There's 2,500 acres of lumber on that specific plot, worth around $12mil
[2:52 PM] Leftrar�: if it's native wood then we won't be able to do anything
[2:52 PM] TheMLGPotato: and minign'
[2:52 PM] TheMLGPotato: *mining
[3:03 PM] Jupiter: How do you mean we won't be able to do anything?
[3:04 PM] Leftrar�: if it's native wood then it's protected by law
[3:05 PM] Leftrar�: no canelos, no hualles, no araucarias, no alerces
[3:09 PM] Jupiter: Well that's loving dumb but can be worked around I suppose
[3:10 PM] Leftrar�: we could have an "accidental" fire, for one
[3:13 PM] Jupiter: I doubt there are many cops or forest rangers around there so we shouldn't be bothered too much. And even if there were we can just log the center of the forested bits and leave the outside as a barrier to keep them from peeping
[3:14 PM] Jupiter: Can't enforce the law if you don't know it's been broken
[3:38 PM] ScheissePfosten: What if we introduce some kind of invasive species of tree, that will overtake the native flora, and then we can log that

quote:

[3:43 PM] GrandpaSpud: This is going to be a white only community
[3:43 PM] GeneralGrievous: no
[3:43 PM] GeneralGrievous: i am down with racism
[3:43 PM] GeneralGrievous: Everything will go to waste
[3:44 PM] GrandpaSpud: (and me, the jew, if I will ever manage to visit the states one day)
[3:44 PM] GrandpaSpud: @GeneralGrievous mate, the point is not to hate other races but just a community
[3:44 PM] GrandpaSpud: It's not like we're planning a genocide
[3:44 PM] TreachC: It's white nationalism, not white supremacy
[3:45 PM] TreachC: We just want an all-white community, no other races allowed.
[3:45 PM] GeneralGrievous: do what ever you want
[3:45 PM] GrandpaSpud: I at least hope that this community is gonna be libertarian
[3:45 PM] TreachC: We aren't going to shoot someone just because their black or jewish
[3:45 PM] TreachC: they'll will just kicked off the property
[3:45 PM] GeneralGrievous: i get that
[3:46 PM] TreachC: we won't advertise it as white ethnostate to
[3:53 PM] TreachC: Once we actually start building poo poo, we need to get rid of the obv. neo-nazis signs. If we can trick the world into thinking we are a bunch of old conserative christian libertarians instead young alt-righters, we'll be gooood

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:41

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

ah, i see paul lepage is going to trigger the next american civil war

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:42

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

i endorse their plan to die trying to fell a tree

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:47

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

roflmao holy poo poo

quote:

[2:54 AM] TreachC: Do we get the most bang for our buck, or the most land possible?
[2:54 AM] bob119800: you're overestimating croudfunding
[2:54 AM] bob119800: bang for our buck
[2:55 AM] Etouffee: ^^
[2:55 AM] Etouffee: You will need some serious investors
[2:55 AM] Dante: Not necessarily
[2:55 AM] Dante: As individuals to save for a few acres and a tiny house would be reasonable
[2:55 AM] bob119800: friend of the family do you just happen to have 2 million dollars sitting around
[2:56 AM] Dante: Not saying we buy a whole 2 million dollar plot
[2:56 AM] bob119800: thats the point
[2:56 AM] Dante: That specific plot is 1100 acres
[2:56 AM] bob119800: we need to get what we can afford
[2:56 AM] bob119800: and we cant afford a 2 million dollar plot of land
[2:56 AM] Dante: Were proposing we all buy out neighboring acres individually
[2:56 AM] Dante: An acre each, but acres that touch
[2:56 AM] Dante: We just need to figure out which pieces of land are for sale and see what suits us the best financially
[2:57 AM] bob119800: we also dont have 1,100 people that can buy land here right now
[2:57 AM] Dante: We don't necessarily go for that plot specifically
[2:57 AM] bob119800: what im saying is that this poo poo is expensive
[2:57 AM] Dante: Right now we just need to focus on the commitment of the group as well as the funding
[2:57 AM] bob119800: and there's no point in taking on extra land we dont need
[2:57 AM] bob119800: dont need yet*
[2:58 AM] Dante: Agreed, that's why we'll cherry pick the land that suits our needs the most
[2:58 AM] bob119800: so we go for bang for our buck
[2:58 AM] Dante: Yes
[2:58 AM] bob119800: yes
[2:58 AM] Dante: yes
[2:58 AM] AvohHD: I hope you are not inviting fatties
[2:58 AM] bob119800: no
[2:59 AM] bob119800: we'll have BMI limits or whatever

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 16:12 on Aug 26, 2017

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:47

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

these morons try to do the same thing every few months. a few years ago there was thread after thread on /pol/ about buying a bunch of land in namibia to build a naziland that nothing came of ofc

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jmbwbp/white-colony-in-namibia-773

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:52

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

roflmao holy poo poo

Maybe if they wanted bang for buck they'd try buying up land in low density plains states like Montana, or Wyoming. Not one of the original colonies.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 15:52

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy