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Toilet Shoes posted:Quoting this for my inevitable ban and dismissal from this web forum. I fully intend this to be my last post. THERE IT IS RICH. mad about internet
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fools. idiots. simpletons
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 12:05 |
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Lol at all of it profoundly. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 12:30 on Aug 27, 2017 |
# ? Aug 27, 2017 12:21 |
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du -hast posted:THERE IT IS RICH. Dear Richards are a fine tradition, im glad Lowtax didn't perma the guy so we can get a fresh crop next year or so
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 12:37 |
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Paladinus posted:Lol at all of it profoundly. OH MY loving GOD This belongs in a museum.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 12:40 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Is that why almost every Tolkien elf has long hair? A month is like what, an elf second? Nanosecond? If I lived to be a billion I'd sure as gently caress have better things to do than cut my drat hair all the drat time.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 14:15 |
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What the gently caress is that dude even mad about? Did Lowtax kick his dog or something
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 15:02 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What the gently caress is that dude even mad about? Did Lowtax kick his dog or something Yes. Pretty hosed up imo
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 15:25 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What the gently caress is that dude even mad about? Did Lowtax kick his dog or something He's screwed his god damned pooch, no less.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 15:59 |
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Goa Tse-tung posted:Dear Richards are a fine tradition, im glad Lowtax didn't perma the guy so we can get a fresh crop next year or so When he was speaking at universities in 2005 he led off with the classic Dear Richard letter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrz_1hV0OU&t=320s Think of me, Richard...
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 17:41 |
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elise the great posted:It's cute when normal healthy guys think catcallers target women they think are attractive instead of women they think are vulnerable. lovely dudes loooooove yelling at women they assume are ugly enough to have low self-esteem. Same lovely dudes are also extra terrified of The Gay, so when they yell at some frumpy longhair in sweatpants and then realize it's a guy, they panic like a hobo just spat blood in their eye. What about dudes like my stepbrother who has long hair and a beard?
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 17:44 |
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Syd Midnight posted:When he was speaking at universities in 2005 he led off with the classic Dear Richard letter I still say "This guy likes parrots... but not in a good way" once in a while.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 18:35 |
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Karate Bastard posted:A month is like what, an elf second? Nanosecond? If I lived to be a billion I'd sure as gently caress have better things to do than cut my drat hair all the drat time. Yeah my money's on "wait what century is it again?" I think Cirdan the Shipbuilder has a beard, too, and supposedly if elf dudes get extreeeeeeely old they can beard up. Nothing in the literature about pubes though. Inescapable Duck posted:What about dudes like my stepbrother who has long hair and a beard? Wish their beard was more majestic and beautiful. Either that or he's just given up on haircuts. Have you checked him for immortality and/or elf pubes?
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 18:40 |
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I dunno, he's a big dude. Maybe he's just rocking the Hagrid look.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 19:08 |
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elise the great posted:Wish their beard was more majestic and beautiful. Either that or he's just given up on haircuts. Have you checked him for immortality and/or elf pubes? It's conceivable that you're also wrong about why other people make the choices they do.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 19:29 |
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Hell yeah elf pubes. That is precisely what I wanted to spend my limited years thinking about.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:37 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It's conceivable that you're also wrong about why other people make the choices they do. Never. I am always correct and have no biases about beards or elves or pubes.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:42 |
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elise the great posted:Never. I am always correct and have no biases about beards or elves or pubes. Well, gently caress...
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:44 |
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Hell if I were Valar or whatever that's precisely what I'd do, I'd make it so that elves'd have this prodigious propensity for pushing out hair, like sprouting facial pubes at visible speed so that them lofty fuckers had to spend every day of their immortal lives constantly shaving just to be able to see worth a drat would serve them right the prancing pricks Hell yeah elf pubes.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:44 |
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Yestermoment posted:I still say "This guy likes parrots... but not in a good way" once in a while. I use his Parrot rear end Club analogy when I have to explain to someone why there are online communities for weird fetishes that seemingly never existed before the internet, because they were relegated to homemade newsletters and classified ads in the back of gentleman's magazines. edit: long hair, beards, and baldness are all equally metal because a hairstyle doesn't make the wearer metal, the wearer makes IT metal. metal Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 00:39 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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syscall girl posted:If you're a rocking dude and lose your metal hair your career in rocking is done
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 02:21 |
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Okay Judas "Heisenberg" Priest gets a pass.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 03:04 |
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elise the great posted:Never. I am always correct and have no biases about beards or elves or pubes. Your writeup that helped create the Tolkien elf dildo is legendary. I have no idea where the post is.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 03:10 |
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I don't know why this tickled me so much:oldpainless posted:People were not created to be in monogamous relationships. Pick posted:People weren't created. oldpainless posted:To be in monogamous relationships, yes I already said that.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 03:14 |
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Was it Mitch Hedberg that occasionally framed jokes like that? fake edit: Just looked it up. Was thinking of an exchange he was in on an episode of That '70s Show that ended with "Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam."
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 03:50 |
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 03:53 |
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Jinh posted:Your writeup that helped create the Tolkien elf dildo is legendary. I have no idea where the post is. Probably in hell with Satan where it belongs tbh (I think it got archived, you could probably find it by searching for Dildomancer)
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 03:53 |
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elise the great posted:Probably in hell with Satan where it belongs tbh The thread is apparently goldmined: elise the great posted:First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. The poetic term (yes, elves seem to have engaged in erotic poetry) would be gwî, but for everyday usage gwib was the preferred term. Puntl is provided as the coarse, moderately transgressive term, and likely what you would be invited to suck if you went down on a male elf. Alas, due to the ban on the Noldorin language, we have no surviving slang for Fëanor's johnson.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 04:00 |
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Tolkien died way too soon to have not seen the extrapolation of his lore.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 04:22 |
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I really need to make a "SA's greatest posts" doc for The F Plus to read.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 04:32 |
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Oh my god that post. That thread.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 04:47 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I really need to make a "SA's greatest posts" doc for The F Plus to read. YES YES YES YES YES
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 05:03 |
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I'm imagining the niggerstomper post in boots' voice and hmbol.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 05:11 |
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I can't judge anybody's hairstyle ever again
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 05:36 |
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From the Tropical Storm Harvey thread:Petr posted:There's got to be a German word for the aquarium flooding but the zoo being fine edit: I guess just 'ironie'?
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 06:18 |
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Breetai posted:I'm imagining the niggerstomper post in boots' voice and hmbol. I want Triticum Guzzler via Bunnybread.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 06:39 |
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suck my puntl
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 09:19 |
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I think this belongs here:Zipperelli. posted:Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 12:20 |
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mind the walrus posted:Tolkien died way too soon to have not seen the extrapolation of his lore. If you think the Inklings didn't discuss Elf dick in great detail during their drunken evenings, you don't know much about human nature.
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du -hast posted:I think this belongs here: It's still dumping 50 inches of rain on Houston. They have to open up dams or they'll be destroyed.
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