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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



lelandjs posted:

Shut your loving mouth, Auntie Fucker
You're the one who hosed your auntie, Auntie Fucker
You don't sleep or eat or close your lips
You just gently caress your auntie on the ship

:golfclap:

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MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
Wasn't Cersei supposed to have a miscarriage according to the leaks? Did I miss a scene?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

withak posted:

IMO it isn't very realistic to have a massive ice wall collapse but somehow leave a broad, smooth path through the massive pile of rubble for a zombie army army to shamble through.

Go look up some big quarry blasting videos and see if any of the resulting rubble piles look trafficable by zombies.

dany and jon have teleported across westeros the entire season

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Gio posted:

are you serious

I have more experience than average knocking down high cliffs with explosives.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

MrFlibble posted:

Wasn't Cersei supposed to have a miscarriage according to the leaks? Did I miss a scene?
That happens next season

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Its a valid complaint. Before I begin let's discuss zombie locomotion,

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

withak posted:

IMO it isn't very realistic to have a massive ice wall collapse but somehow leave a broad, smooth path through the massive pile of rubble for a zombie army army to shamble through.

Go look up some big quarry blasting videos and see if any of the resulting rubble piles look trafficable by zombies.

my biggest complaint about the series

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Page the leaks were posted on.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


withak posted:

I have more experience than average knocking down high cliffs with explosives.

no i mean out of all the ridiculous things about this season and that episode, you are upset about the realism of the wall falling down.

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
As someone who has seen dozens of quarry blasting videos, I

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Im gonna need some stress testing results on 700 foot walls of ice vs. blue dragonfire

parse it with and without the magic component please

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Solice Kirsk posted:

Its a valid complaint. Before I begin let's discuss zombie locomotion,

I have more experience than average animating corpses with ice magic.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Gio posted:

no i mean out of all the ridiculous things about this season and that episode, you are upset about the realism of the wall falling down.

I literally get paid money during the day to think about how big heaps of falling rocks work. I am assuming that ice behaves more or less the same way.



edit: It's like when an IT guys watches a hacking scene in a movie.

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
Who ended up playing Rhaegar?

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

withak posted:

I literally get paid money during the day to think about how big heaps of falling rocks work. I am assuming that ice behaves more or less the same way.

It's magic ice and a wizard did it.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


withak posted:

I literally get paid money during the day to think about how big heaps of falling rocks work. I am assuming that ice behaves more or less the same way.

ok you are serious

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
^^^ Serious as magic ice.

LinYutang posted:

It's magic ice and a wizard did it.

All they had to do was say that, or make the dragon act like it was blowing the rubble off to the side.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

How did Sam even remember what Gilly said about the marriage.

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

drunken officeparty posted:

How did Sam even remember what Gilly said about the marriage.

This bugged me too, they clearly telegraphed that he ignored it like it was going to be a thing that this knowledge would remain hidden.

Chickenwalker
Apr 21, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Dragon fire doesn't burn hot enough to melt magic ice beams :colbert: :911:

In other news: guess those spoilers for next season were true huh. WELP.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



withak posted:

All they had to do was say that, or make the dragon act like it was blowing the rubble off to the side.

:getout:

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
He had a very long car ride for her to drone on and on about it

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

LinYutang posted:

This bugged me too, they clearly telegraphed that he ignored it like it was going to be a thing that this knowledge would remain hidden.

They could have at least had Gilly in the room and say it.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

drunken officeparty posted:

How did Sam even remember what Gilly said about the marriage.

He probably reads about infamous kings who were the ends of their dynasty getting marriages secretly annulled every day, NBD.

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

withak posted:

^^^ Serious as magic ice.


All they had to do was say that, or make the dragon act like it was blowing the rubble off to the side.

what part of undead dragon isn't "magic"

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




meet girls at the store posted:

Who ended up playing Rhaegar?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm6251140/

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

drunken officeparty posted:

AeJon Targaryan, the only Targaryan or Stark to have dark black hair.

its because he's a secret Baratheon

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

No GoT listing on there son

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




meet girls at the store posted:

No GoT listing on there son

thats him nonetheless

http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wilf_Scolding

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

PupsOfWar posted:

its because he's a secret Baratheon

With how much of season 1 depended on Ned Holmes figuring out hair color you would think it would matter.

IncendiaC
Sep 25, 2011

drunken officeparty posted:

How did Sam even remember what Gilly said about the marriage.

He said he transcribed all the journals he stole, so it probably included the one Gilly was reading. Sam doesn't have a teleporter so he had to travel the old-fashioned way, and he had to pass the time doing something.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
So cute to see Sansa and Arya bonding over a brutal killing.

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

withak posted:

IMO it isn't very realistic to have a massive ice wall collapse but somehow leave a broad, smooth path through the massive pile of rubble for a zombie army army to shamble through.

Go look up some big quarry blasting videos and see if any of the resulting rubble piles look trafficable by zombies.


Gio posted:

are you serious


Gio posted:

no i mean out of all the ridiculous things about this season and that episode, you are upset about the realism of the wall falling down.

Dude this is the good GoT thread. People are expected to get upset about muh realism and then give a thesis explanation on why it wasn't realistic.

Search thread:

- Average Raven speed travel
- Ship travel distance between Dragonstone - Casterly Rock and KL - Casterly Rock

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

EDDARD I, A GAME OF THRONES posted:

"Kings are a rare sight in the north." Robert snorted. "More likely they were hiding under the snow. Snow, Ned!"

GRRM you fuckig tease :v:

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

smh at making tyrion the one who spots jon and dany having boatsex
should have been jorah

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

lezard_valeth posted:

Dude this is the good GoT thread. People are expected to get upset about muh realism and then give a thesis explanation on why it wasn't realistic.

Search thread:

- Average Raven speed travel
- Ship travel distance between Dragonstone - Casterly Rock and KL - Casterly Rock

This guy Gets it.



edit: Someone please run the calcs on how some holes in a zombie dragon's wings might affect flight performance.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Maybe Jon and Dany'll show up to Winterfell holding hands and Sam n Bran will give each other the side eye before quietly dropping it

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

PupsOfWar posted:

smh at making tyrion the one who spots jon and dany having boatsex
should have been jorah

Too busy listening to Mr Brightside

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




PupsOfWar posted:

smh at making tyrion the one who spots jon and dany having boatsex
should have been jorah

I like to think Jons mental conversation went like this: "If she lets me in shes DTF"

"If shes says anything its off"

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

PupsOfWar posted:

smh at making tyrion the one who spots jon and dany having boatsex
should have been jorah

Jorah carried that damned printer all the way from Essos

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