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Grand Fromage posted:Post that one you found yesterday where the car is flipping through the air into oncoming traffic like it just got punched by Singham. Oh yeah! Also a bonus image I posted last week.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 05:27 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 09:23 |
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lmao beep beep
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 05:50 |
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So delicious
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 06:17 |
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LentThem posted:Oh yeah! Also a bonus image I posted last week. Huh, I thought they took stunt jumps out of GTA V
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 07:20 |
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i want to start a pool on how many words haier will write on the feelings of relief having left china i'm in at 10k for $50
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 07:54 |
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lmao, remember "THE WORLD'S LARGEST RADIO TELESCOPE"? because of the horde of cackling chinese tourists, it's barely usable http://www.scmp.com/news/china/soci...medium=referral build radio telescope in remote quiet area turn it into tourist attraction ??? profit
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 10:09 |
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Jeoh posted:lmao, remember "THE WORLD'S LARGEST RADIO TELESCOPE"? because of the horde of cackling chinese tourists, it's barely usable god drat that is some stupid poo poo.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 10:28 |
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Jeoh posted:lmao, remember "THE WORLD'S LARGEST RADIO TELESCOPE"? because of the horde of cackling chinese tourists, it's barely usable quote:This was “definitely a good thing” for China, given its ambition to become a research superpower.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 10:44 |
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"We are the more civilized version of China. Those drat rude locusts show no respect!"
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 11:12 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 11:36 |
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(uses giant rear end telescope to contact first alien) "hallloooooooo"
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 12:36 |
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it keeps happening... https://zippy.gfycat.com/AnnualDisloyalCuttlefish.webm
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 13:14 |
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I mean I gotta hand it to that guy, he immediately went after the girl. After seeing the usual video in this thread I'm pretty surprised he wasn't too busy on his phone to notice.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 13:21 |
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It could of gone either way. Remember when there were around three or so videos of guys front kicking elevator doors and dropping to their doom?
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 13:28 |
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big time bisexual posted:it keeps happening...
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 13:31 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 13:34 |
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I was expecting another video of someone getting eaten by an elevator. We have the technology. Bigger, bouncer, more shapely.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 14:05 |
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Umm... LOL... https://nextshark.com/ling-anderson-white-supremacy-loves-white-boys-youtube/
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 14:17 |
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well it's almost here. It's almost time for Chinese people to go down in face flames as china prepares to be eliminated from World Cup qualifying in wuhan, china...by World Cup superpower...Uzbekistan. This should be a fun game because china needs to win its last two games to even have a chance at having a prayer to make the World Cup finals in Russia. If Uzbekistan defeats china, it will come down to a final game against South Korea for the chance to go to the World Cup in Russia. If china goes down early, you can expect to see some nasty tackles and maybe even a fight, though Uzbekistan needs to keep its cool because their last game will be the biggest game on the history of Uzbekistan football (they've never made the World Cup main stage before) Anyway game is on the 31st at like 8pm local time Gotta say, I'm rooting for Uzbekistan
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 14:36 |
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Why? Just think of the huge monument China will build when it defeats soccer superpower Uzbekistan.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:02 |
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for Uzbekistan.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:13 |
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Assuming Uzbekistan wins, what's to stop China from invading it and claiming Uzbekistan has always been a part of China anyway?
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:39 |
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oohhboy posted:for Uzbekistan. I do that even when they're not playing soccer
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:42 |
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Haier posted:Umm... LOL... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYFIDsROq8M is a virgin does not have any friends became gay as a survival tactic? This is some brutal stuff
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 16:51 |
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whip posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYFIDsROq8M i... what? was there no other shirt available? what??
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 17:16 |
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bring back old gbs posted:i... what? was there no other shirt available? what?? Coolguye posted:i want to start a pool on how many words haier will write on the feelings of relief having left china I won't have internet for like 2 weeks when I arrive there, and will be getting my house cleaned and set up and going to the gym and being dumb with friends I haven't seen in a couple years. I am feeling positive about how relaxed things will be for me in a culture where boys and girls don't talk to each other and all my friends are dudes. The city I live, all within about 5 or 6km of my house and since the start of 2017, just had open a new Mexican restaurant and a ton of Italian, pizza, sandwich, health food, juice bars, tea shops, and some coffee place that is super upscale and made to look like a British study and claims to have 80 varieties of coffee and all costs less than the average Starbucks cup. For the price of a basic lovely Chinese diarrhea oil snack-lunch (like 20 or 30 RMB, or $3-5 USD), I'll be eating really good food and having all stuff I like and my gym membership to make up for it. I am really excited to have some drat variety, because Indians are sometimes fanatical about eating non-Indian food, unlike Chinese, and variety done properly can be found pretty much anywhere. Not to mention that Indians make better tasting Chinese food than Chinese people (and make it actually spicy). What is funny to me is that I am better fed, better rested, better colored (I tan on my roof almost daily), and in better shape (from a free weights gym near my house and easily getting a ton of protein every day to make sure those weights make an impact) than I am anywhere else, but there isn't a girl at all I can talk to anywhere there unless she is also foreign and isn't basking in 1000 Indian men with money chasing her. I am in peak fitness and chill levels, but am completely single and alone. In China I am ok, but feel and look really run down because of the food, have constant poor sleep, am aggravated by noise and people, and get rude all the time, but somehow I am regarded as a pleasant person and liked by the women I meet and meet enough to post all my stupid garbage. I kinda wish it were reversed, but I don't want Indian dads and uncles pounding on my door and trying to lynch me. Speaking of hair cave... Slightly NSFW-ish http://i.imgur.com/McpZVoY.png
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 17:56 |
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I really hope you'll post about India. I'd love to see a thread that isn't just "lol look at all the garbage and corpses in this river RAPE GANGS!!!" But actual observations and stories of life from the perspective of someone living there.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 17:58 |
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Baronjutter posted:I really hope you'll post about India. I'd love to see a thread that isn't just "lol look at all the garbage and corpses in this river RAPE GANGS!!!" But actual observations and stories of life from the perspective of someone living there. ya I agree with this
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 18:03 |
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India threads are impossible on here without bob milks and rape rape rape. Posting my stuff in the China thread seems weird. I would post about it a little, but it's going to be a lot "There's this loving monkey that keeps chewing on my shoes and I want to throw water on him but I don't want him to see my face so he will remember me and jump me when I'm coming home," or "That jerk with the camel down the street keeps letting his camel dump in front of my driveway and I ride through all the time. He buzzed some sweet swastikas in its neck though." Take my complaints about Mainlanders and exchange them for a variety of wild animals that are just as rude but better behaved in other situations. You'll still get the "I ate too much, I feel sick" stories, but no more long walk where I see stuff as much because of the gym and the fact that I use a bike to get around. Living in a city of several million and there are no sidewalks anywhere is really weird.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 18:46 |
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Stay safe friend, don't get into a fight with the 1950s chinese bareknuckle brawler at the airport.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 18:50 |
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Haier posted:Monkey assholes I was t to hear your stories. Start a Ask me about my experiences in India, and we can report everyone who starts posting racist bullshit.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 19:01 |
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Outrail posted:I was t to hear your stories. Start a Ask me about my experiences in India, and we can report everyone who starts posting racist bullshit. Agreed. Don't let the Haier stories die!
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 19:32 |
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Baronjutter posted:I really hope you'll post about India. I'd love to see a thread that isn't just "lol look at all the garbage and corpses in this river RAPE GANGS!!!" But actual observations and stories of life from the perspective of someone living there. Please make india posts, and do it in this thread.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 19:37 |
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Snapped this one in Cairns. I think its real?
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 20:25 |
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drat
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 20:45 |
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We will miss you Haier, have a safe trip etc.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 21:07 |
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Haier posted:I won't have internet for like 2 weeks when I arrive there Woah woah woah you never told us about this. Can you still cancel the move?
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 21:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEamS9o1Isg Chinathread.mp4
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btw what is the reason for the long fingernail?
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