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ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!
...But is it better then DoomRL???

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
I think we can all agree that Descent 1e had better art than Descent 2e does though(seriously it's amazing how generic the art became in the second edition)

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

ProfessorCirno posted:

...But is it better then DoomRL???

It's a tough bar to meet, DoomRL is one of the most elegantly designed games I've ever seen in any medium.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

What about Brutal Doom, the greatest contribution to civilization and art by my country

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

drrockso20 posted:

I think we can all agree that Descent 1e had better art than Descent 2e does though(seriously it's amazing how generic the art became in the second edition)

That's because most of the Descent 1e art was cribbed from Runebound.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Plutonis posted:

What about Brutal Doom, the greatest contribution to civilization and art by my country

by a literal nazi who indulges in actual gore porn.

Seriously, SgtMarkIV is trash. Project Brutality is an okay refinement and that's it.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Arivia posted:

by a literal nazi who indulges in actual gore porn.
But enough about Blood in the Chocolate.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

Arivia posted:

by a literal nazi who indulges in actual gore porn.

Truly, now there are no gatekeepers to the FPS hobby.

Ambi
Dec 30, 2011

Leave it to me

Plutonis posted:

What about Brutal Doom, the greatest contribution to civilization and art by my country

Hey now, don't hate on Aleijadinho :colbert:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


hyphz posted:

Original Doom is brutally hard. Original Descent is stupidly easy.

I can agree with that. Original Doom was really unbalanced in favor of the demons but Descent put way too many checks on the baddie there and made it a cake walk.

If I didn't already have entirely too many board game dungeon crawler I'd pick up the new Doom but there's too many in my place already that never see the table.


Also related what's the easiest way to take a game with a loving boatload of cards and make the cards digital? I have no experience with coding but goddamn Shadows of Brimstone has too many decks and that's part of why it doesn't hit the table that often. I found an iOS thing called card vault that sounds promising, you take pictures of the cards and it automatically puts them in decks you can shuffle and deal from anyone use that?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Yawgmoth posted:

But enough about Blood in the Chocolate.

There's a huge difference between including something in a fictional text and editing your popular mod to replace the fake gore with actual images of dead bodies, murder, etc.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Len posted:

Also related what's the easiest way to take a game with a loving boatload of cards and make the cards digital? I have no experience with coding but goddamn Shadows of Brimstone has too many decks and that's part of why it doesn't hit the table that often. I found an iOS thing called card vault that sounds promising, you take pictures of the cards and it automatically puts them in decks you can shuffle and deal from anyone use that?

I thought Card Vault was for, like, credit cards!?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


hyphz posted:

I thought Card Vault was for, like, credit cards!?

It might be. Cardwarden was the thing I found. Couldn't pull it up because I was phone posting and that is not iOS and they do not make it easy for us scrubs on Android to look up things about glorious iOS

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Plutonis posted:

What about Brutal Doom, the greatest contribution to civilization and art by my country

not even better than chroma squad imo

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

dwarf74 posted:

Yeah, it's a lot more outright regular, disturbing, and/or body horror than the kind of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, mixed with aliens, reptoids, deros/hollow-earth residents, etc. that I was originally going to lean towards.
It's super weird to me that horror is now "Lovecraftian" if the monster has tentacles or is a living shadow or whatever, or if it's just considered especially weird for whatever reason. Like, Silent Hill isn't cosmic horror. It's intensely anthropic horror. Or for a particularly ghoulish example, Carcosa, where the unknowable Lovecraftian entities demand sexy naked virgins for some reason.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Halloween Jack posted:

It's super weird to me that horror is now "Lovecraftian" if the monster has tentacles or is a living shadow or whatever, or if it's just considered especially weird for whatever reason. Like, Silent Hill isn't cosmic horror. It's intensely anthropic horror. Or for a particularly ghoulish example, Carcosa, where the unknowable Lovecraftian entities demand sexy naked virgins for some reason.
No, I was originally going for literal cosmic horror - unknowable alien beings from beyond time and/or space, whose very existence demonstrates the futility of human existence. :) (Tentacles optional)

In Esoterrorists, the horrors seem a lot more personal and directly malevolent.

DocBubonic
Mar 11, 2003

Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis

dwarf74 posted:

No, I was originally going for literal cosmic horror - unknowable alien beings from beyond time and/or space, whose very existence demonstrates the futility of human existence. :) (Tentacles optional)

In Esoterrorists, the horrors seem a lot more personal and directly malevolent.

The horrors in Esoterrorists is definitely humanistic, even though the monsters resemble Lovecraftian ones. If the Gumshoe system works for you, you could always borrow what you need from Trail of Cthulhu (like the monsters themselves) and adjust it to the time period your game is set. Also on the Pelgrane site there are links to converting CoC material to the Gumshoe system (if you have CoC material on hand).

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Getting my kid started on Avalon Hill.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

DocBubonic posted:

The horrors in Esoterrorists is definitely humanistic, even though the monsters resemble Lovecraftian ones. If the Gumshoe system works for you, you could always borrow what you need from Trail of Cthulhu (like the monsters themselves) and adjust it to the time period your game is set. Also on the Pelgrane site there are links to converting CoC material to the Gumshoe system (if you have CoC material on hand).
Actually, the strength of the Esoterrorists material has convinced me that it's worth trying out directly, so I'm putting my original ideas on the back-burner and might drop some of them into other upcoming campaigns.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I got the oddest idea for an Atomic Robo game. I don't think I can run it so I guess I'll just mention it in case anyone likes it and wants to use it in their own game.

It's called: Atomic Robo And The Unnecessarily Deadly School For Brainwashed, Anti-Science Youth.

Atomic Robo once had a throw away shorts comic about someone who mistook his scientific achievements as magic and viewed himself as a wizard. And how he attempted to take over the world using his invention but would have likely just blown up a city.

The idea for this game plays all that and mixes it with the Harry Potter books that I've been re-reading.

It's the 1990s, a series of high-profile, political murders are happening across Britain that don't fall into line with how weapons work. No stab wounds, no signs of poisoning, no bullet wounds, excetera. While there is clear signs of struggle and even a witness confirming it was murder, it seemed as if the person's heart just turned off.

The witness is claiming that a cloaked figure used a stick and a magic phrase to kill the individual.

Tesladyne ends up diving into the investigation both because the Sparrow asks for help due to the strange nature of the incidenents and for the scientific curiosity of what weapon the murderer is using.

This leads to a big conspiracy of individuals who have psychic abilities, like the Russians were experimenting with in the 80s according to the roleplaying book, that have lived in secret in separate societies that believe their powers are magic.

This ends up tracing them to a school for these crazy people where Tesladyne believes the killer is living and operating in. A school where these people teach their young how to use their psychic powers, their "magic", and basically indoctrinate them into this cult that laughs at science and tries its best to live as if it were still the 1600s.

Basically, it's a pastiche on Voldemort, Harry Potter, and Hogwarts.

It's not meant to be a crossover as I find those boring and dumb. More like a homage with a hint of parody.

I think it can be pretty fun and would likely not be out of the line for the Atomic Robo universe.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
He didn't mistake science for magic, Jack Parsons was a legitimate rocket scientist who was also rear end deep in Thelemite occultism. He also blew himself the gently caress up at the ripe old age of 37.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

I'd really like to not see anything Harry Potter related for the next 10 years myself

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Mr. Maltose posted:

He didn't mistake science for magic, Jack Parsons was a legitimate rocket scientist who was also rear end deep in Thelemite occultism. He also blew himself the gently caress up at the ripe old age of 37.

Wait, he's based on a real person? That's a shock!

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
This is going to freak you out but literally everybody that's not an action scientist or named HELSINGARD are real people.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Mr. Maltose posted:

This is going to freak you out but literally everybody that's not an action scientist or named HELSINGARD are real people.

I mean, I know they like using real people in the comic but I might have missed interpreted how far reaching that was.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Maltose posted:

He didn't mistake science for magic, Jack Parsons was a legitimate rocket scientist who was also rear end deep in Thelemite occultism. He also blew himself the gently caress up at the ripe old age of 37.

Also, possibly L. Ron Hubbard. :rimshot:

Jack Parsons reads like a crazy modern day fantasy character in that he was connected to so many people and tried to summon the Antichrist through a sex ritual.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
Several times! And he may not have blown himself up because several people insist he was murdered for one of a dozen less than probable reasons.

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Mr. Maltose posted:

He didn't mistake science for magic, Jack Parsons was a legitimate rocket scientist who was also rear end deep in Thelemite occultism. He also blew himself the gently caress up at the ripe old age of 37.

Holy poo poo, this guy's Wikipedia page is solid gold and I'm not even done reading the introduction yet:

quote:

In 1945 Parsons separated from Helen after having an affair with her sister Sara; when Sara left him for L. Ron Hubbard, he conducted the Babalon Working, a series of rituals designed to invoke the Thelemic goddess Babalon to Earth. He and Hubbard continued the procedure with Marjorie Cameron, whom Parsons married in 1946. After Hubbard and Sara defrauded him of his life savings, Parsons resigned from the O.T.O. and went through various jobs while acting as a consultant for the Israeli rocket program. Amid the climate of McCarthyism, he was accused of espionage and left unable to work in rocketry. In 1952, Parsons died at the age of 37 in a home laboratory explosion that attracted national media attention; the police ruled it an accident, but many associates suspected suicide or assassination.
So, let's see: cheat on your wife with her sister; her sister leaves you for L. Ron loving Hubbard; keep hanging out with Hubbard anyway and do weird magick with him; get extremely owned by Hubbard and the woman you left your wife for who left you for him.

Please tell me he's been a major character in weird-rear end historical fiction novels I can go read.

some FUCKING LIAR
Sep 19, 2002

Fallen Rib

Harrow posted:

Holy poo poo, this guy's Wikipedia page is solid gold and I'm not even done reading the introduction yet:

So, let's see: cheat on your wife with her sister; her sister leaves you for L. Ron loving Hubbard; keep hanging out with Hubbard anyway and do weird magick with him; get extremely owned by Hubbard and the woman you left your wife for who left you for him.

Please tell me he's been a major character in weird-rear end historical fiction novels I can go read.

Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff have more than one segment about him. Apparently he's a character in this: https://www.amazon.com/House-Rumour...4b23965fc5c3e93 but I don't know how major of a character he is, or how historical, or weird-rear end this book is.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
There's a Trail of Cthulhu module ("The Big Hoodoo") that is set squarely in the Parsons/Hubbard situation.

quote:

The Big Hoodoo is Lovecraftian noir in 1950s California with a ripped-from-history plot centered on the explosive death of real-world rocket scientist, science fiction fan, and occultist Jack Parsons in a garage laboratory in 1952. The investigators are iconic figures active in the science fiction scene at the time of Parsons’ death, and their inquiries lead them from the mean streets of Pasadena to the edge of the Mojave Desert and the mountains of southern California as well as the beaches of Los Angeles.

Play sci-fi great Robert Heinlein, his ex-Navy engineer wife Virginia, renowned editor and mystery writer Tony Boucher, or a young Philip K. Dick as they confront the lunatic fringe in La-La Land, and find themselves caught in a charlatan’s web of chicanery, mendacity, and deceit–laced with a strong strand of Mythos menace.

The adventure includes brief biographical hooks for the PCs to orient players to their investigators as well as suggestions for alternate and additional investigators. Brief rules for a magic system intended to evoke the Enochian “magick” invented by John Dee and Edward Kelley, adopted by Aleister Crowley, and passed on to Jack Parsons are appended, and are used in the adventure. It can be played as a convention one-shot, or serve as the basis for a slightly longer set of episodes covering two or three evenings of entertainment.

Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

Carteret posted:

... I saw waaaaay more important poo poo that didn't get a trophy made, like Frank Mentzer getting $3,000 meteorite dice given to him.

Hah! Believe it or not, my butler did that.

[Edit] The way he tells the story, though, they were only $2000 dice. Maybe he's being humble?

Blasphemeral fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Aug 29, 2017

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Covok posted:

This leads to a big conspiracy of individuals who have psychic abilities, like the Russians were experimenting with in the 80s according to the roleplaying book, that have lived in secret in separate societies that believe their powers are magic.

This ends up tracing them to a school for these crazy people where Tesladyne believes the killer is living and operating in. A school where these people teach their young how to use their psychic powers, their "magic", and basically indoctrinate them into this cult that laughs at science and tries its best to live as if it were still the 1600s.

This joke kinda hinges on it being completely absurd to call psychic powers magic. That's splitting a real fine hair.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

This joke kinda hinges on it being completely absurd to call psychic powers magic. That's splitting a real fine hair.

It isn't, but the reason why is kind of subtle. It's not the distinction between magic powers and psychic powers that matters, it's the distinction between mysticism and reason -- the word "magic" is just a stand-in.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

It isn't, but the reason why is kind of subtle. It's not the distinction between magic powers and psychic powers that matters, it's the distinction between mysticism and reason -- the word "magic" is just a stand-in.

Also, according to the AR Core Roleplaying book, experiments into psychic abilities by the Soviets were successful so that falls into the "plausible by their science" as well as "explainable, quantifiable, testable, and etc." When you just go "it's magic", you basically accept the premise its unexplainable and apply mysticism to something that could eventually be reduced to a science if rational thought was applied. I mean, Undead Edison is a supervillain in the series and is a "ghost" created by Edison leaving an imprint of his consciousness on an inter-dimensional energy field. So, having one character experience an extremely crazy event that stretches our understanding of science be met with skepticism and reason by another character who explains it is not outside the series norm. It's a pretty big part of the "Shadow From Outside Time" story arc when Kid Robo is conversing with the Author over the nature of Not-Cthulhu. "Listen, you got a model that was able to predict it's movements. That's good and it means we can figure this thing out. Now, we just need to make it predict faster."

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Harrow posted:

Holy poo poo, this guy's Wikipedia page is solid gold and I'm not even done reading the introduction yet:

So, let's see: cheat on your wife with her sister; her sister leaves you for L. Ron loving Hubbard; keep hanging out with Hubbard anyway and do weird magick with him; get extremely owned by Hubbard and the woman you left your wife for who left you for him.

Please tell me he's been a major character in weird-rear end historical fiction novels I can go read.

Yeah I had a setting concept once revolving around the Babalon Working, I should see if I can find my notes for it

Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

Blasphemeral posted:

Hah! Believe it or not, my butler did that.

[Edit] The way he tells the story, though, they were only $2000 dice. Maybe he's being humble?

Hey, yeah, here's the video of the auction. It was $3000.
He's chuckling to himself in the other room about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIvWWNYVHJo

Exmond
May 31, 2007

Writing is fun!

Blasphemeral posted:

Hey, yeah, here's the video of the auction. It was $3000.
He's chuckling to himself in the other room about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIvWWNYVHJo

You have a butler?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

*imagines a jeeves looking motherfucker and the monopoly man at gen con * That's a funny mental image.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The butler is obviously Wadsworth from Clue/do.

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Harrow posted:



Please tell me he's been a major character in weird-rear end historical fiction novels I can go read.

In the Last Days of New Paris by China Mieville he goes to France during WW2, hangs out with the surrealist community and is inspired to create a surrealist bomb.

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