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fruit on the bottom posted:I'm pretending that you didn't just substitute your username and that your aunt actually does call you with "hey cumshitter" Do what you love and everything in your life will flow from it.
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Cumshitter, your aunt just wants to rub up on animals but isnt willing to go far to do it.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:07
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cumshitter posted:Do what you love and everything in your life will flow from it. Say what you will, but that's a man who knows who he is. The guy (25m) I've (23f) been dating for 3~ mos is gorgeous while I'm average or a little below when it comes to looks. My best friend (23f) constantly reminds me that he's too good looking for me and robs me of confidence. quote:So basically story goes like this, I've been in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for 2 years and love it. In January my gym owner brought in his cousin "Albert" from Venezuela to help teach and basically to get out and potentially start working on his resident visa. Albert is possibly the most gorgeous human being I've ever seen, it's almost indescribable. I couldn't help but notice a long with every other woman in the gym. I got to roll (practice basically) with him many times and he's an amazing teacher, he's patient, calm and really knows his stuff. I was blown away when he asked me out May. I thought it was some sort of joke someone was playing because I've been single for a really long time.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:09
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fruit on the bottom posted:Say what you will, but that's a man who knows who he is. Your friend isnt your friend. After eliminating her, begin indentifying who else in your life and family have been comprimises
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Aug 29, 2017 23:11
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fruit on the bottom posted:Say what you will, but that's a man who knows who he is. Your friend wants to bone him. Sorry. Also your friend isn't your friend. Sorry. Enjoy the hot foreigner for as long as you can.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:12
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I almost married a Chinese friend to get them status but holy poo poo too much trouble to also break the law.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:15
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He's using her to get a Visa, obvs Really, a general lack of self confidence is a thing that can happen pretty easily, and it's always depressing and difficult to deal with in a partner. The "I'm not good enough for you" and "You're just way too good looking for me" thing is a serious relationship killer, and I honestly don't think it has much to do with actual looks as degrees of self confidence. I've had women do it with me despite them being crazily attractive, and I think it's all just tied into this dumb obsession with 'leagues' and levels of attractiveness. If someone makes you happy, you enjoy being with them, and they reciprocate that, treating your relationship like you're on the receiving end of charity because Adonis has deigned to come gently caress you instead of a partnership with someone you like is a way to destroy it real quick.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:19
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fruit on the bottom posted:I'm pretending that you didn't just substitute your username and that your aunt actually does call you with "hey cumshitter"
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Aug 29, 2017 23:23
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One time I had this stupid rear end in a top hat blowing up my desk phone saying, "Cumshitter I gots to talk to yas, it's important gimme a call." I ignored it because he wasn't my client and he was asking about one of my 95 year old lich queens who make up our customer base. Anyway, it turned out that he thought that one of my clients died because he had been googling the obituaries and someone with the same name who was also 90+ had a died a few weeks before. He was calling me to ensure that we had his beneficiary contact info up to date. Turns out she wasn't dead, and also she was really pissed at this guy for calling me, an office drone, before calling her to see if she was alive or dead. That phone call cost that stupid motherfucker $200,000 in inheritance money. And it loving ruled costing that dumb motherfucker $200K.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:23
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David Heinrich posted:He's using her to get a Visa, obvs Yeah it's annoying and tedious when someone keeps pulling the "waaah you're too good for me" thing. It's like ok. Fine. You're right. Get lost
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Aug 29, 2017 23:24
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Pick posted:Yeah it's annoying and tedious when someone keeps pulling the "waaah you're too good for me" thing. It's like ok. Fine. You're right. Get lost For a personal life blogpost on it, I once had a girl I'd been dating for a couple weeks say she was fine with me going out with other people and loving other girls while with her, because she expected me to just drop her when I found someone better. This was after I brought up the "Hey, let's actually be exclusive" thing, and she made it clear she was fine with not seeing anyone else because she figured she wasn't gonna get any offers anyway. Same girl called herself worthless a lot, and while she was great in a lot of ways, the utter lack of self confidence made that relationship hard. It was loving depressing.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:29
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David Heinrich posted:For a personal life blogpost on it, I once had a girl I'd been dating for a couple weeks say she was fine with me going out with other people and loving other girls while with her, because she expected me to just drop her when I found someone better. This was after I brought up the "Hey, let's actually be exclusive" thing, and she made it clear she was fine with not seeing anyone else because she figured she wasn't gonna get any offers anyway. Same girl called herself worthless a lot, and while she was great in a lot of ways, the utter lack of self confidence made that relationship hard. It was loving depressing. Sounds like an easy way down the Hersey highway
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Aug 29, 2017 23:30
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cumshitter posted:One time I had this stupid rear end in a top hat blowing up my desk phone saying, "Cumshitter I gots to talk to yas, it's important gimme a call." women are a big deal in transfer of wealth since they tend to outlive men and also tend to inherit (because women tend to split among kids pretty evenly, but men with all-crappy kids tend to still let their daughters have a bit, but their lovely loser sons can get bent)
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Aug 29, 2017 23:30
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Pick posted:I almost married a Chinese friend to get them status but holy poo poo too much trouble to also break the law. Can your friend convincingly say they have no training with firearms? Are they able to say without taking a deep drag on a ciggarette and wink that "no I never ran a prison camp or knowingly tortured someone"? If so, or the person in question is Cuban, congrats.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:31
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Sounds like an easy way down the Hersey highway And yet, at the end of it all youre still in Pennsylvania
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Aug 29, 2017 23:33
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David Heinrich posted:she was fine with not seeing anyone else because she figured she wasn't gonna get any offers anyway
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Aug 29, 2017 23:33
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Pick posted:women are a big deal in transfer of wealth since they tend to outlive men and also tend to inherit (because women tend to split among kids pretty evenly, but men with all-crappy kids tend to still let their daughters have a bit, but their lovely loser sons can get bent) Depends on how they do it. I have several clients who are on their second marriage, widowed twice, and they purposely spend down their second husband's trust paying for their elderly home while leaving the first trust from their first marriage untouched. This totally fucks over the second husband's children and drains money out of a trust that they're meant to manage after the second wife's death. But, frankly, if your dad left a woman with $700K+ in funds I'm not gonna feel all that sorry for you if you couldn't make it out there on your own.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:35
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Haifisch posted:How do those words come out of someone's mouth without realizing the other person is only going to hear "I'm dumping your rear end the instant someone I like more is willing to bone me"? Having dated this person Ill field it, they know it sounds like that and its part of an ever expanding checklist of "pathetic things they do that irritate you" as reverse psychology to keep you constantly reaffirming their worth like a broken yakbak until it reaches a critical boiling point where you dump them without mercy or honor.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:35
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Barudak posted:Having dated this person Ill field it, they know it sounds like that and its part of an ever expanding checklist of "pathetic things they do that irritate you" as reverse psychology to keep you constantly reaffirming their worth like a broken yakbak until it reaches a critical boiling point where you dump them without mercy or honor. This is 100% true. A critical component is now you are the villain and they still get to be a victim awwww wah boo hoo 
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Aug 29, 2017 23:37
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cumshitter posted:Depends on how they do it. I have several clients who are on their second marriage, widowed twice, and they purposely spend down their second husband's trust paying for their elderly home while leaving the first trust from their first marriage untouched. Shrewd a.f. Imho
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Aug 29, 2017 23:38
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cumshitter posted:Depends on how they do it. I have several clients who are on their second marriage, widowed twice, and they purposely spend down their second husband's trust paying for their elderly home while leaving the first trust from their first marriage untouched. drat, thats clever as hell.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:39
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Pick posted:Shrewd a.f. Imho Oh gently caress yeah. I'd do the same.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:39
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Barudak posted:I have never wanted to make such a poor financial decision for a birthday card before. my parents think i'm crazy because i handle my own retirement accounts... i currently have my IRA set up in the following ratio: *) Vanguard Total Bond Market ETF (BND): 20% *) Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VTI): 50% *) Vanguard Total International Stock Index Fund (VXUS): 30% I forget what I have my 401k in... They used fidelity, I just picked some targeted retirement account with ~0.65 ratio (they didn't let me just pick some index funds, hopefully next employer will) am i bad?
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Aug 29, 2017 23:41
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Haifisch posted:How do those words come out of someone's mouth without realizing the other person is only going to hear "I'm dumping your rear end the instant someone I like more is willing to bone me"? Who knows? For what it's worth, I didn't hear that from it. All I heard was "I have some extremely severe self-worth issues" which is still pretty bad. Also yes, a lot of people have this thing where they desperately need affirmation and constantly put themselves down in order to hear people tell them that they're not worthless at all. It's exhausting to have someone you care about constantly say they're a worthless idiot.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:42
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David Heinrich posted:Who knows? For what it's worth, I didn't hear that from it. All I heard was "I have some extremely severe self-worth issues" which is still pretty bad. Also yes, a lot of people have this thing where they desperately need affirmation and constantly put themselves down in order to hear people tell them that they're not worthless at all. It's exhausting to have someone you care about constantly say they're a worthless idiot. It is only so long before you shout, yes! Yes! You're worthless loving idiot!!
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Aug 29, 2017 23:43
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Barudak posted:Having dated this person Ill field it, they know it sounds like that and its part of an ever expanding checklist of "pathetic things they do that irritate you" as reverse psychology to keep you constantly reaffirming their worth like a broken yakbak until it reaches a critical boiling point where you dump them without mercy or honor. 
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maskenfreiheit posted:my parents think i'm crazy because i handle my own retirement accounts... i currently have my IRA set up in the following ratio: Bond etfs are poo poo and theres no reason to own them if you're under 40. I say this because one of the salemen I work with attended Harvard and called me a stupid human being for holding 5% of my personal etf investments in bonds. I loving love working with salespeople even if they're mostly awful. At least they're intereting.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:46
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David Heinrich posted:Who knows? For what it's worth, I didn't hear that from it. All I heard was "I have some extremely severe self-worth issues" which is still pretty bad. Also yes, a lot of people have this thing where they desperately need affirmation and constantly put themselves down in order to hear people tell them that they're not worthless at all. It's exhausting to have someone you care about constantly say they're a worthless idiot. I used to be that insecure person until I started getting proper therapy and medication. Then I realized my girlfriend was that person but refused to look into therapy. We broke up because she cheated on me but even if she hadn't the time was limited because I can only hear "no you dont" as a response to "I love you too" so many times before she starts being correct about it and I bail
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How do I [35 M] politely tell the receptionist [24 F] to stop dragging her feet (literally)?quote:Our previous receptionist left to pursue another job offer and her position was replaced. New receptionist is super nice, but she does one extremely annoying thing: Loudly drags her feet when she walks.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:48
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If you're under 40 replace those bonds funds with small cap US market ETFs. They have a beta higher than 1 and tend to move faster than the market. This will gently caress you some years but you should be doing buy and hold for 10+ years and you'll reap benefits from it.
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re: immigration chat i have a friend who's a professor at a university in the uk, where he was able to work by virtue of being an eu citizen... now it's a huge clusterfuck apparently. He's pretty upset since he'd have to start the tenure process over if he leaves. (I'm sure there's plenty of "Real Englishmen" with PhDs in cryptography who will finally be able to put food on the table if he leaves  )
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Aug 29, 2017 23:51
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cumshitter posted:If you're under 40 replace those bonds funds with small cap US market ETFs. They have a beta higher than 1 and tend to move faster than the market. This will gently caress you some years but you should be doing buy and hold for 10+ years and you'll reap benefits from it. Why are you opening yourself up to liability for free, for these assholes? :0
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Aug 29, 2017 23:51
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cumshitter posted:Bond etfs are poo poo and theres no reason to own them if you're under 40. i'm not 40 but my risk aversion is
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Aug 29, 2017 23:53
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Pick posted:Why are you opening yourself up to liability for free, for these assholes? :0 Yeah go ahead and sue me. Get laughed out of court for taking advice from a guy named cumshitter.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:55
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"Your honor, I took the advice of a person on a dying comedy forum and it somehow didn't turn out well." "Get the gently caress out of the courtroom."
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Aug 29, 2017 23:56
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Haifisch posted:How do I [35 M] politely tell the receptionist [24 F] to stop dragging her feet (literally)? It's interesting that most of the comments are saying "well it could be a disability so if you even ask you could end up in an hr shitstorm" is that really true? I mean assuming he brought it up politely, if she had a good reason and he just went "oh okay we can accommodate that" it doesn't feel like it should be a liability, just a bit awkward. Either way the problem seems easily solved by just putting a sign on the door that can flip back and forth between "busy" and "Come in" so I dunno if it'd even be worth talking to her about it but I'm surprised it'd be a potential legal/discrimination issue.
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Aug 29, 2017 23:57
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cumshitter posted:Yeah go ahead and sue me. Get laughed out of court for taking advice from a guy named cumshitter. i had no idea i can sue someone if i get bad investment advice from the internet, i should have gone to law school instead of touching an endless series of computers
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Aug 29, 2017 23:57
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I would like to see a theme porno where a financial advisor and a DOL representative touch each other's weiners in like a frustrated and menacing way
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cumshitter posted:Yeah go ahead and sue me. Get laughed out of court for taking advice from a guy named cumshitter. 
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cumshitter posted:Yeah go ahead and sue me. Get laughed out of court for taking advice from a guy named cumshitter. "What? That's the name of my advisor! Guilty on all charges!!!"
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