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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Dr. VooDoo posted:

My great grand fathers...and grand fathers...and father and all my uncles who didn't marry into the family all pretty much have ties and do dubious things for the mafia so I guess I'm the horrible offspring of Italian criminals and have no stories I can tell that would be wise to share like cool WWII grandpas :sigh:
Are you the goon that had fond childhood memories of a pool hall that had no customers where his old Italian uncles and vague "family friends", many missing fingers, would get together and have coffee on weekends?

They were a kid and they'd get given a bunch of quarters to play arcade games. That post stuck with me for some reason.

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sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Vintersorg posted:

body horror

Some people are eating over here, at least tag this sick poo poo as nsfw

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



I had no idea if my grandpa was in WW2 or Korea. All I know is that the few times he talked about it he'd mention an airfield and a lot of people died. He'd stare into the middle distance and become quiet. :smith:

A pretty great man otherwise and usually happy. However war did scar him.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

boner confessor posted:

speaking of half remembered memories from childhood important only to ourselves, what were your favorite childhood toys from the 80's? i'll start



Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

We probably need a cut off point for gramps chat at some point

I'm fine with that but could it have some kind of grandfather clause?

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Annointed posted:

Sounds like a premise for a bootleg Space Jam.

Now I'm wondering what the song would sound like.

Let's see what the old "Google Translate to Vietnamese and back to English several times" trick comes up with:

quote:

Any No Answer Any
We were really really down
Welcome to Space Jam
This is your basics, ignoring your Jam space
Ohhh

Come on and slam, and welcome the jam
Come on and slam, if you want jam

Hey you, watcha gon 'do
Hey you, watcha gon 'do
Hey you, watcha gon 'do
Hey you, watcha gon 'do

Everyone in the house go
It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
Pass that thing and see me flex
Behind me, you know what is coming
It's jam, on your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, kick it, go down the room
Shake it, earthquake, kaboom space

Just work that body, do it
Make sure you can not make anyone
Yellow and crazy
Do it again
Hey DJ, turn it on
QCD gon 'burn it up
Come on y'all get on the floor
So hey, we go a'ight

Any No Answer Any
We were really really down
Welcome to Space Jam
This is your basics, ignoring your Jam space
Ohhh

Your lecture in the air if you see good
We will give time
Welcome to Space Jam
This is your basics, ignoring your Jam space
Ohhh

Come on, it's time to get hyped saying "hoop, yes it is"
Come on, all the fellas say "hoop, yes it is"
Come, once for women, say "hoop, there it is"
Now, all the fellas, say "hoop, yes it is"
Real

Run and run, run baby
Come on, come in, do it, run the baby
Yeah, you want to hoop, do it, shoot, shoot baby
Uh, it's time to hoop, shoot, baby, shoot, baby

Come on and slam, and welcome the jam
Come on and slam, if you want jam
Come on and slam, and welcome the jam
Come on and slam, if you want jam

Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
Stand on the floor and jam
That's the QCD on the mic
The girl you gave me in the area
Come on, come in and start the game
Please provide your name
We are the team, we are practicing
Jumping along the coast to shore

Just cut, from left to right
Just slip, yourself tonight
QCD, drop the bass
3-1-1 all in your face
Jam on it, we are happy
Jam on it, on one
You run "O" and run "D"
Because, he's with the baby, just to get stuck

Any No Answer Any
We were really really down
Welcome to Space Jam
This is your basics, ignoring your Jam space
Ohhh

Your lecture in the air if you see good
We will give time
Welcome to Space Jam
This is your basics, ignoring your Jam space
Ohhh

Hey ladies
(Yes)
Are you ready to stop?
(Little)
And I want to know why?
(Why?)
Because Slam Jam

Fellas
(Yes)
Are you ready to stop?
(Little)
I want to know why?
(Why?)
Slam Jam

Any No Answer Any
We were really really down
Welcome to Space Jam
This is your basics, ignoring your Jam space
Ohhh

Your lecture in the air if you see good
We will give time
Welcome to Space Jam
This is your basics, ignoring your Jam space
Ohhh

Come on, everyone says "na na na na na"
Come on, come on, let me hear you say "hey-ey-ey-yo"
Come on, come on, everyone, "na na"
Just take the time and say "hey-ey-ey-yo"

Check it out, it's ready, ready for this
(Do you know)
Nah, he's not ready, he's ready for this
(Do you know)
Come on, check it out, y'ready to jam
(Do you know)
And, I do not think so, I'm ready to get stuck
(Do you know)
Snails

Yup, checks out.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
:siren: Enough with the grandpa chat. Please make a separate thread. :siren:

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Al Borland Corp. posted:

That's one adult oriented documentary

Bang of Brothers

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



I wonder what the stats for 2017 are. if your grandpas are rich and live pm me. ;)



edit: also yes 39 is a grandpa

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

A lovely Reporter posted:

:siren: Enough with the grandpa chat. Please make a separate thread. :siren:

Grandpa chat is better than 90% of what this thread does on a weekday, shut up and gently caress off.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

You could honestly just change this headline to "Trump to Talk, but Don’t Expect Specifics, Officials Say" and use it every time he opens his fat, orange mouth

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/902945046567190528

oh my god these people are morons

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


Is this a cry for help, GOP?

Eletriarnation
Apr 6, 2005

People don't appreciate the substance of things...
objects in space.


Oven Wrangler

Uglycat posted:

I seem to recall from high school (late 90's), when PGP came out, the US Gov't tried to prevent its export (as a 'weapons system'), until the creators published the source code as text on paper - and the courts agreed that it's protected speech.

Could be wrong though, IANAL

Yeah, basically. They weren't allowed to export software directly in the same way that you wouldn't be allowed to sell weapons to certain countries, but when they printed out the entire source code as a book then at that point it was really hard to argue that what was being blocked was purely technology and not speech.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

i think literally the only way that could be dumber was if they were planning on cutting disaster aid for their tax cuts

which, now that i think about it, i'm sure they'll do as well

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Stop hitting yourself Mitch :smith:

Koalas March
May 21, 2007




They are doing exactly what they want to do. The bids on construction would be insane and ripe for exploitation.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Imagine how much flooding a border wall could have kept out

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


It's only dumb if it results in electoral losses.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/902773537802514432

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/TheRoot/status/902945228197376008

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

evilweasel posted:

i think literally the only way that could be dumber was if they were planning on cutting disaster aid for their tax cuts

which, now that i think about it, i'm sure they'll do as well

NPR did a story about how government shutdown over the wall would directly impact disaster relief in texas and how trump couldn't possibly do that (but even they were like "geez, but he probably will")

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
Everything coming out of Port Arthur looks really, really bad :stare:

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/902953284289355777

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008


Gotta do something with all those homeless poors in Texas might as well put them to work improving ARE BOUDERS.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

the more i learn about your grandpa, the more my power grows. do NOT stop

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Imagine how much flooding a border wall could have kept out

If you built it high enough it would have kept out the entire hurricane!

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Stop hitting yourself Mitch :smith:

Why? If anything the Turtle should keep hitting himself until the Turtle retreats back in his shell forever.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

... huh. How does that work if you get accosted by other white supremacists and you're Puerto Rican? Do they let you go when you show your membership card?

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

evilweasel posted:

i'm not saying they've been untrustworthy, i'm saying that the fbi has a much easier time in getting the backdoors it wants right now than it did in the 90s when it wanted to backdoor all encryption so this is an actual thing to worry about

Fair enough.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

It will be cheaper to deport all those that can't prove they are Americans than actually help them.
Just wait until they send in ICE to the shelters in a few weeks.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Herstory Begins Now posted:

Everything coming out of Port Arthur looks really, really bad :stare:

Well not everything.

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/902949952560738309

(This is a joke, I do not want this elected rep and his family to drown. The situation is bleak and this is dark humor.)

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


It would be the most American thing ever if the only white supremacist that gets convinced for beating a black man is a Puerto Rican guy

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
A Puerto Rican rallying for States' Rights? :allears:

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Annointed posted:

Why? If anything the Turtle should keep hitting himself until the Turtle retreats back in his shell forever.

Yeah I wasn't being serious, I do approve of this stupidity

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

tetrapyloctomy posted:

... huh. How does that work if you get accosted by other white supremacists and you're Puerto Rican? Do they let you go when you show your membership card?

Jews for Hitler, chickens for Col Sanders, etc

Snuffman
May 21, 2004


Is this today? We gonna get some high-energy Trump?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

gallows humor is fine imo, we are on a comedy forum after all

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Port Arthur looking real bad
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MYxNXXnqDoGw

Left is Port Arthur - removing residents from a nursing home that flooded. Right is Houston news.

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