Metal Thread 202X - lol they suck a bunch, I'm already in an Uber home, bitch

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il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

Akercocke have always been good and somehow keep getting better.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 08:15

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# ? May 29, 2024 01:57

Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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Haven't heard it, but I simply cannot imagine something called Akercocke being bad :shobon:

# ? Aug 30, 2017 08:17

Cardiac: Aug 28, 2012

Van Dis posted:

Babymetal loving owns actually, partly for the music and partly for how insecure they make a lot of metalheads. It is categorically hilarious how many burly dudes get so angry and start to adjudicate genre boundaries in a desperate attempt to close off their pet genre to Japanese teen girls.

There is this US old school death metal band where the singer changed gender from male to female and just kept on doing old school death metal.
From Florida I think with a name in the same vein as Carnivore, Ravage or Carnage.
The name escapes me at the moment.

Vargatron posted:

I dunno, I still listen to Pantera and Megadeth despite Phil and Dave saying really dumb things politically.

Believing that artists have some higher knowledge of politics and the world than the common man is a belief you drop when you grow up and mature.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 08:47

A human heart: Oct 10, 2012

Van Dis posted:

Babymetal loving owns actually, partly for the music and partly for how insecure they make a lot of metalheads. It is categorically hilarious how many burly dudes get so angry and start to adjudicate genre boundaries in a desperate attempt to close off their pet genre to Japanese teen girls.

I think they probably just don't care for how it sounds

# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:12

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Cardiac posted:

There is this US old school death metal band where the singer changed gender from male to female and just kept on doing old school death metal.
From Florida I think with a name in the same vein as Carnivore, Ravage or Carnage.
The name escapes me at the moment.

cretin. she was in repulsion for a while too

# ? Aug 30, 2017 11:59

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Dennis McClaren posted:

I'll probably get loving ragged on for saying this - but I'm a big fan of Korn. Really their first few albums.
Can someone recommend other metal bands that sound similar to Korn's style?

bolt thrower

# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:36

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

The Muppets On PCP posted:

cretin. she was in repulsion for a while too

She's also in Extremity with members of Vastum and that too loving rules.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:38

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Pyrrhon and Yautja are playing the Navy Pier Margaritaville

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:50

Dennis McClaren: Mar 28, 2007; "Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

bolt thrower

Deathspell Omega
Meshuggah
and Bolt Thrower (already really like this anti-tank song, similar to Korn outside the vocals obviously)

3 great recs. from this thread, thanks. Going to check all 3 out today on spotify. It occured to me at the gym while listening to Korn for the 50th time in my headphones that I really need to check out some new similar metal styles.

Dennis McClaren fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Aug 30, 2017

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:58

il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

You'll probably like Asphyx too then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuojIbv2eyA

# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:07

Hulk Krogan: Mar 25, 2005

This is not the music I expected from that album cover.

https://khazaddumband.bandcamp.com/album/plagues-upon-arda

# ? Aug 30, 2017 21:01

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

Hulk Krogan posted:

This is not the music I expected from that album cover.

https://khazaddumband.bandcamp.com/album/plagues-upon-arda

Wait this isn't power metal?!??

# ? Aug 30, 2017 21:10

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Dennis McClaren posted:

Bolt Thrower (similar to Korn)

new thread title

# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:05

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

the mods have forsaken the metal thread and it's unlikely we'll ever get a thread title change ever again

# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:25

Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

At least they left us with one that speaks for all who post here.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:33

il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

I only just realised that isn't just a random number.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:46

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

DEAR RICHARD posted:

new thread title

Was about to say the same, too good

# ? Aug 31, 2017 01:03

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

il_cornuto posted:

I only just realised that isn't just a random number.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 01:28

Varg: Jan 13, 2007; A friendly face.

il_cornuto posted:

You'll probably like Asphyx too then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuojIbv2eyA

deathdoom is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoiFMyJap_o

# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:29

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

the mods have forsaken the metal thread and it's unlikely we'll ever get a thread title change ever again

Well who'da :thunk:

# ? Aug 31, 2017 04:36

Faffel: Dec 31, 2008; A bouncy little mouse!

Guy comes into metal thread asking about Korn and gets the thread title

We are truly in a world of wonder.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 04:45

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

the mods have forsaken the metal thread and it's unlikely we'll ever get a thread title change ever again

# ? Aug 31, 2017 04:56

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Faffel posted:

Guy comes into metal thread asking about Korn and gets the thread title

We are truly in a world of wonder.

the bigger question is who is seriously asking about korn in 2017

# ? Aug 31, 2017 06:30

Full Collapse: Dec 4, 2002

Hulk Krogan posted:

This is not the music I expected from that album cover.

https://khazaddumband.bandcamp.com/album/plagues-upon-arda

# ? Aug 31, 2017 06:33

spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

Varg posted:

this new Akercocke though.. fuckin great

http://smarturl.it/RENAISSANCE_EXTREMIS

They're over in the UK in a couple of months, going to see them with Hecate Enthroned as support.

Also, they're two band names I have pronounced incorrectly.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 10:25

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

I like Korn :shobon:

# ? Aug 31, 2017 10:44

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

The Muppets On PCP posted:

the bigger question is who is seriously asking about korn in 2017

Not gonna lie I love their first four albums.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 13:57

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

il_cornuto posted:

I only just realised that isn't just a random number.

after mrbling handed the keys to the thread over to me i got super high and started it as "Metal Thread #98123178912 -"

and then forgot to come up with a title before i hit "post"

# ? Aug 31, 2017 14:17

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Hulk Krogan posted:

This is not the music I expected from that album cover.

https://khazaddumband.bandcamp.com/album/plagues-upon-arda

That is some gnarly poo poo.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 16:12

henpod: Mar 7, 2008; Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.; College Slice

Here is the new Septic Flesh album stream. Dunno how long it'll be around for, but the album sounds brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZCduXraHW0

# ? Aug 31, 2017 17:46

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# ? Aug 31, 2017 19:05

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Hulk Krogan posted:

This is not the music I expected from that album cover.

https://khazaddumband.bandcamp.com/album/plagues-upon-arda

I figured it was going to be anything other than power metal, but that is some fun death metal right here.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 20:05

Vulture Culture: Jul 14, 2003; I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Anti-Semitism has nothing to do with Jewish religious practices

If this were unequivocally true, Neo-Nazis wouldn't have such a boner for Odinism -- but to many of them, Christians are just Jews by another name.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 20:31

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Don't remember anyone posting this, but Ensiferum released another song from their upcoming album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcxBjFK12zg

# ? Aug 31, 2017 22:03

Defiant Sally: May 6, 2004; Focus your Orochi.

Hulk Krogan posted:

This is not the music I expected from that album cover.

https://khazaddumband.bandcamp.com/album/plagues-upon-arda

This is some enjoyable poo poo

# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:23

Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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Vulture Culture posted:

If this were unequivocally true, Neo-Nazis wouldn't have such a boner for Odinism -- but to many of them, Christians are just Jews by another name.

They don't even have a boner for actual heathenry, just a lovely made neo-nazi up religion that pays no heed to anything Odin allegedly wanted of us.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 05:44

henpod: Mar 7, 2008; Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.; College Slice

silvergoose posted:

Don't remember anyone posting this, but Ensiferum released another song from their upcoming album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcxBjFK12zg

I don't know what it is about the new stuff, but it just seems...bland. It feels like the right ingredients are there but they left out the seasoning or something. There's nothing that stands out as being bad but I don't really get particularly gripped by the three songs heard so far.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 09:41