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https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/903009647514222593
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Well now.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:43 |
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:44 |
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big nipples big life posted:you forgot to have him check out the players space pants to see if they were sweet enough for a better mission. Made some improvements. code:
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:45 |
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So What's your favorite reddit "IM NOT OBSESSED WITH DEREK SMART" quote?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:50 |
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Bootcha posted:So "stroking his hate-boner" + add some unfunny anagram to Dereks Name
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:51 |
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Bootcha posted:So I'm not obsessed with Derek Smart* *99% of reddit post history is in /r/DerekSmart
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:57 |
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Hey a new video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmF3tTeEaZQ
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:57 |
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Bootcha posted:So Shoot some fish in a very lovely barrel https://twitter.com/iq_derek
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:59 |
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Bootcha posted:So
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:00 |
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Percelus posted:between derek smart, chris roberts, louise mensch and piers morgan, anyone get the feeling that britain is not sending america it's best people? I'm trying my best
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:02 |
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Hey, does anyone have a link to a recording of Derek's Discord channel during the Gamescom 2017 Star Citizen demo?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:03 |
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Sarsapariller posted:I know we've theorized this before, but I just don't believe it. It's getting into conspiracy levels of mental gymnastics where we simultaneously hold these two completely contradictory views of the same people in order to reconcile all the ways we dislike them. On the one hand, we say that CIG is this crafty mastermind company that can make something like this metered funding tracker work without ever tipping their hand, perfectly teasing out the right numbers to keep backers engaged and spending. On the other, they're so clownshoes retarded that they can't make a single quest-giver NPC given two years and a hundred million dollars, and their day-to-day marketing features poo poo like Hello Kitty ripoffs and fill in the blank twitter posts. I just don't see them possessing the competence necessary to fool anyone, at this point. There hasn't been a single hour since the kickstarter where people haven't spent $100's or $1000's on Star Citizen. Star Citizen is not popular in Asia, so you should see dips while the west sleeps. There haven't been. Scruffpuff's explanation is correct imo. It's the only rational explanation.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:06 |
fuctifino posted:There hasn't been a single hour since the kickstarter where people haven't spent $100's or $1000's on Star Citizen. Star Citizen is not popular in Asia, so you should see dips while the west sleeps. There haven't been.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:10 |
Potato Salad posted:Hey, does anyone have a link to a recording of Derek's Discord channel during the Gamescom 2017 Star Citizen demo? Here you go friendo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DCbvu-uF4o
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:11 |
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"I call him a retard and hope he dies, not because I hate him, but because I pity his dislike for Star Citizen." -
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:16 |
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I could see Roberts mocapping the funeral scene from Star Trek II and having it go terribly wrong as the coffin is launched into the Atlantic.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:18 |
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X-Ultron posted:Yeah, the thread was titled "Ozma can't see this" and the first reply was something like "Why? Is it a salad?" Pardon the tangential conversation, but exactly how fat IS Ozma that it's become an in-joke for the last half a decade?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:25 |
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Bootcha posted:So Star Citizen Mad Libs...
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:29 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:I could see Roberts mocapping the funeral scene from Star Trek II and having it go terribly wrong as the coffin is launched into the Atlantic. Coffin no-clips into nothingness, Scotty gets Stimpired, Enterprise explodes.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:32 |
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Breetai posted:Pardon the tangential conversation, but exactly how fat IS Ozma that it's become an in-joke for the last half a decade?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:43 |
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skaboomizzy posted:Coffin no-clips into nothingness, Scotty gets Stimpired, Enterprise explodes. Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not the Stimperor.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:46 |
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Richie Stardust posted:Full on refugee here, friends. PM me if you know about FEMA benefits and consumer protection during natural disasters. I'll be back to catch up on the thread sometime soon. As a Katrina survivor and volunteer for the Louisiana flooding, my heart goes out to you, friend. The worst part of these events is what happens to people's mentality and the horrors they can inflict on each other suddenly. I hope your situation won't be anything like Katrina with the looting and raping and horrible things that caused the police to flee until the army came in to stabilize the region with machine guns, razor wire, and lots of armored vehicles at check points throughout the affected cities.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:53 |
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:54 |
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Propagandist posted:Does a crash constitute trickery? The best part about Snoopy Caps is that Snoopy only wore one when he was pretending to be a fighter pilot in his head. So it's really no surprise that CR is also obsessed with stuff. His childlike imagination must be on fire all the time with wiz-bang dogfights in space ships and whoosh whoosh *frantic hand motions of dogfighting in space*
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:56 |
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Rabelais D posted:The cake that reads "Robert need more gold" should get some more love, as the Chinese either side is a qiyan (seven syllable per line) rhyming couplet: Genius. I like your translation even better because it's more heinous of the truth.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:05 |
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Oh wow! If somebody could somehow send a bunch of these to CIG and get them to open them on camera so we could see their reactions that would be priceless.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:08 |
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this is expertly done, but you missed the idea that toilet paper should have something on it you want to poo poo on. You need to ps https://robertsspaceindustries.com/the-pledge on there
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:09 |
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Fangrim posted:Question for the programming savvy people here: This has probably already been answered a dozen times, but here goes: CryEngine doesn't matter. Unreal engine doesn't matter. It's never been done before because it's never been considered as something that needs doing, and it would be very difficult and unnecessary; more so in an MMO environment. The problem though isn't the engine, it's the lack of an ability to code. After 5 years, CIG is still having problems with doors. This isn't a problem for a company that has great programming resources and talent. If CIG invested in programmers like they have art and YouTube videos, they could have been mostly successful with almost any engine. This whole "is Star Citizen broke because of CryEngine?" Is a bad stance to take, because it relieves CR from taking credit for being literytge worst game developer in the world since the beginning of time. He's converted >150 million dollars into tiny, broken demos. No, friend. CryEngine is not the problem with CIG and their physics programming.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:21 |
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Xaerael posted:Gremlich is that snivelling little poo poo you knew at school who thought he was the smartest kid ever, but was perpetually wrong about everything, and frequently had a faecal aroma around him that made even the hardest bullies not want to bogwash him to within an inch of his life in the fear that he'd possibly shat himself and they didn't want to risk getting snivelling kid poo poo on them. By which you mean "get that man an account"
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:24 |
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A Shill posted:There may be some corrections to be made - "We deleted our last video after consultation with CIG, as it contained misinformation. Tomorrow follows correction & re-upload!" - C.R.A.S.H. CORPS, I'll post the correction tomorrow too! If there was any doubt that boredgamer is getting paid by CIG
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:25 |
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Someone else probably has or can post the email but they're doing s funding run using the Australian digital good extension of the GST set to start in July 2018. The tax was initially going to begin July 2017 but the legislation was delayed, and some companies upped their prices early and blamed the tax (eg Netflix) even though they're not paying it. CIG sent an email saying they're doing their Aussie Backers a service by letting them buy from the anniversary sale early, before they start charging tax from September 2017 (tomorrow) which is 10% for 10 months they can pocket before they actually need to pay/declare to the ATO. I don't know if simply marking it GST for that reason means they have to pay anyway or it's tax fraud because I am not an accountant. I don't know how to convert this link on mobile for the cute tax so you'll have to click it https://m.imgur.com/t/gif/Ws80RvW G-Spot Run fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Aug 31, 2017 |
# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:27 |
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An idea for a probably very funny Reddit bot, ideal mini-project for a deskeletonized Python coder... A Star Citizen version of this:
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:28 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:If there was any doubt that boredgamer is getting paid by CIG Where was that from?
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:31 |
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Quavers posted:Where was that from? From his latest videos description
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:35 |
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Quavers posted:
You had one job ManofManyAliases/Toast, and you failed at it. Now go buy the new submarine and the child cam.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:37 |
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/Kraiklyn_/status/901336788626796544 What the really funny part of this that people miss because they are so caught up with things, CIG is in huge crunch mode for an alpha release. Looking forward to the it alpha crunch time CR will invoke on people. Probably just constant crunch. That will definitely see SC through to completion with no issues.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:51 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:In the end, it'll all be worth it for the 72 virgins in the 'verse 42 virgins. And even that's hell unto itself because training virgins to be sexually proficient can be a bore. Sometimes you just want them to put on the loving mocap equipment and start going hog loving wild with the dummy so all your footage is so good the first time without having to have them do it over and over.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:55 |
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starkebn posted:this is expertly done, but you missed the idea that toilet paper should have something on it you want to poo poo on.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:56 |
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The Titanic posted:What the really funny part of this that people miss because they are so caught up with things, CIG is in huge crunch mode for an alpha release. its actually kind of impressive to me how many man hours are being spent on seemingly nothing like, what do these people do all day?
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