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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Woah, woah, that's crass and disgusting.

The Holodeck has full body templates of them and is nice and private, you idiot :rolleyes:. Speaking of, I'm convinced that most of the user-made/altered Holodeck programs are saved with names like "Riker_Alpha_2" in the same way people hide their porn in folders named "Taxes".

I think it's safe to assume that the fleshlights would be used in private too. It's not like some Ensign is going to bring his DoktorHole 9000: Crusher Grip Edition to his shift on the bridge.

At least as private as you can get with an empath around.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hey guys, I got behind on this thread and haven't read it in a while so I don't remember...

Is "Inside Star Trek" the book that talks about Gene being all coked up and a lech? I'm at a thrift store and want to spend my $1 wisely.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Hey guys, I got behind on this thread and haven't read it in a while so I don't remember...

Is "Inside Star Trek" the book that talks about Gene being all coked up and a lech? I'm at a thrift store and want to spend my $1 wisely.

better buy it just to be safe.

also can someone repost the pdf link to the unpublished book about Insurrection and how much of a poo poo show the production was

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Oh poo poo. Harry just got an STD that makes you glow in the dark.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

The General posted:

Oh poo poo. Harry just got an STD that makes you glow in the dark.

People give Harry a lot of poo poo for mostly warranted reasons but he does get some great pussy in the show.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The episode with the backstory about Seven's parents is basically just the lovely Star Trek version of the documentary Grizzly Man, years before that came out.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Tyson Tomko posted:

People give Harry a lot of poo poo for mostly warranted reasons but he does get some great pussy in the show.

I actually love how loving lame Harry is

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
poor harry has to spend all day on the bridge standing up

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Hector Beerlioz posted:

poor harry has to spend all day on the bridge standing up

And all night hangin' in the Captain's chair.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i bet harry saves up all his farts for when he gets to sit in the big chair

The General
Mar 4, 2007


"I lasted 22 minutes." -Harry Kim

The General
Mar 4, 2007


numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

harry and the baby just died

but dont worry theres a new harry and the baby

no one cares that its a new harry and the baby

not even harry and the baby

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Hey guys, I got behind on this thread and haven't read it in a while so I don't remember...

Is "Inside Star Trek" the book that talks about Gene being all coked up and a lech? I'm at a thrift store and want to spend my $1 wisely.

Inside Star Trek has some Gene stories, but it's really more about the overall behind-the-scenes of TOS production. It's a great read overall and you cannot go wrong with it.


Gene Roddenberry: The Myth and the Man Behind "Star Trek" by Joel Engel is the one that really dives into how hosed up and scummy Gene Roddenberry could be.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

numberoneposter posted:

harry and the baby just died

but dont worry theres a new harry and the baby

no one cares that its a new harry and the baby

not even harry and the baby

Harry brings it up once.

Offhand.

In season 7 as a minor conversation.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
There's a questline in Star Trek Online where you meet Original Harry Kim, who has become a monster alien and you shoot him with guns

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Harry brings it up once.

Offhand.

In season 7 as a minor conversation.
like i guess it doesnt matter anyways because every time you go through the transporter you die anyways

RIP Tuvix

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
What would Captain Janeelix have done? Would they have been really enthusiastic about getting back home faster than Janeway or would they just expand her brutal arbitrary enforcement of rules to include Leola root stews for every meal?

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
Qlix - An irreproducible transporter accident inadvertently collides with Q-space at an oblique angle, giving birth to the most powerful and dangerous pedophile the universe has ever known.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
I still think it's funny that when Neelix visits his own subconscious after dealing with being dead (and experiencing nothing) for 19 hours, instead of anything profound or self-enlightening his own subconscious self pretty much tells him "Kill yourself. Do it, you pussy."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Neddy Seagoon posted:

I still think it's funny that when Neelix visits his own subconscious after dealing with being dead (and experiencing nothing) for 19 hours, instead of anything profound or self-enlightening his own subconscious self pretty much tells him "Kill yourself. Do it, you pussy."

Sounds like Wesley Crusher fanfic

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

harry and the baby just died

but dont worry theres a new harry and the baby

no one cares that its a new harry and the baby

not even harry and the baby

i actually liked the episode if only because that one version of voyager gets profoundly owned in the most horrific of ways

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i actually liked the episode if only because that one version of voyager gets profoundly owned in the most horrific of ways

Finally freeing yourself of Harry Kim only to immediately get a replacement Kim is probably the most owned a starship has ever gotten.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

imagine if kim fused with neelix instead of tuvok

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Kimlix?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Mulaney Power Move posted:

imagine if kim fused with neelix instead of tuvok

Forget fusing. Kim should have been shrunken and transported into Neelix's womb, spending all of the fifth season in there..

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

shadow puppet of a posted:

Forget fusing. Kim should have been shrunken and transported into Neelix's womb, spending all of the fifth season in there..

The gently caress? How did you install a keystroke logger on my computer?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Chakotay got a haircut and it looks TERRIBLE.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I started out not liking The Fight. Though it really turned around. The surreal editing was really good and watching Picardo go over the top is always fun.

Next episode is the one with Jason Alexander. So that should be fun too.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The General posted:

I started out not liking The Fight. Though it really turned around. The surreal editing was really good and watching Picardo go over the top is always fun.

Next episode is the one with Jason Alexander. So that should be fun too.

The problem is an episode like The Fight really needs to be in service of a larger story arc, and with Voyager's ":byodood: WE MUST SYNDICATE!" lack of continuity it just winds up a wretched mess that goes nowhere. I'm also pretty sure the planning draft is just "Boxing? BOXING!" on a napkin.

Think Tank is insultingly dumb, but Jason Alexander is delightfully smug through it with his performance and well worth watching for that.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Mulaney Power Move posted:

imagine if kim fused with neelix instead of tuvok

Kleenex

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Harry "Palms" Kim

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Inside Star Trek has some Gene stories, but it's really more about the overall behind-the-scenes of TOS production. It's a great read overall and you cannot go wrong with it.


Gene Roddenberry: The Myth and the Man Behind "Star Trek" by Joel Engel is the one that really dives into how hosed up and scummy Gene Roddenberry could be.

Thanks for the info! I'll be sure to keep an eye out for the other book.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Gene - "Majel, I'm gonna go warp-speed to Uranus."

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
hows about that episode with the fake voyager made of jelly. loving lol

The General
Mar 4, 2007


gender illusionist posted:

hows about that episode with the fake voyager made of jelly. loving lol

That episode is horrific. Chasing that white whale all the way till the bitter end :(

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
thay was a great episode
Voyager supremacy

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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Gene - "Majel, I'm gonna go warp-speed to Uranus."

Majel's got a hell of an infection, turned into a newt.

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Gorelab
Dec 26, 2006

gender illusionist posted:

hows about that episode with the fake voyager made of jelly. loving lol

Really dumb concept but it was a good episode.

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