NBA Offseason G/V: Let Me Hear You Post It

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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney	67	22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball	40	13.38%
Where will the Pauls go	54	18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ??	41	13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking	97	32.44%
Total:	210 votes

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

St Lunatics easy.
Nelly and Em are a wash.

Murphy Lee alone washes the rest of D12

# ? Sep 2, 2017 06:00

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# ? May 17, 2024 17:02

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Gunit vs Outlawz?

# ? Sep 2, 2017 06:12

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Zogobot, I have a question for your next survey.

Who will play more games: Kyrie Irving or IT?

Okay, I'll do it by minutes. They've both played six seasons and IT has played more games and minutes in five of the six years.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/KlNG_MATT/status/903722036270379008

My mind can't parse this.

How?

Wilt could do it to. He was going to the ABA to dominate from 3P land but the greedy Lakers stopped him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0IC8Nwkd1w

# ? Sep 2, 2017 06:23

Spite: Jul 27, 2001; Small chance of that...

Zogo posted:

Okay, I'll do it by minutes. They've both played six seasons and IT has played more games and minutes in five of the six years.

Wilt could do it to. He was going to the ABA to dominate from 3P land but the greedy Lakers stopped him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0IC8Nwkd1w

I love that there are a million basketball legends about Wilt and a large number of them are actually true. Like, yes, he really was that good and he would be the best player in the league today.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 06:39

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Dexo posted:

Nelly and Em are a wash

What in the world

# ? Sep 2, 2017 06:41

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Yeah Nelly is way better than Eminem

# ? Sep 2, 2017 06:43

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Spite posted:

I love that there are a million basketball legends about Wilt and a large number of them are actually true. Like, yes, he really was that good and he would be the best player in the league today.

Wilt is the GOAT. A true GOAT could dominate in any era.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 06:56

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Metapod posted:

Bust

https://twitter.com/DimeUPROXX/status/903418797050220545

He was a born in 1997 and Nas hasn't had a great album since loving 1994. As usual Lonzo did nothing wrong.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 07:32

Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

Spacebump posted:

Wilt is the GOAT. A true GOAT could dominate in any era.

Him and Jordan are the top 2. I don't care what anyone says.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 07:59

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Who's your favorite no limit soulja

# ? Sep 2, 2017 08:48

Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

Silkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtaQpIeKVo

# ? Sep 2, 2017 08:51

Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK3QlSmSI80

# ? Sep 2, 2017 09:01

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Wiltsghost posted:

Him and Jordan are the top 2. I don't care what anyone says.

Hmmm I checked my figures and they say Wilt 1, Lebron 2.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 09:03

Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

Chairchucker posted:

Hmmm I checked my figures and they say Wilt 1, Lebron 2.

I'm cool with that.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 09:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Wiltsghost posted:

Silkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtaQpIeKVo

Definitely.

Kane and Able might have aged better as far as listen-ability of their music.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 10:08

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

MourningView posted:

Nas hasn't had a great album since loving 1994.

Hahahahaha ffs

Jota fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Sep 2, 2017

# ? Sep 2, 2017 14:41

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Uhh what?

It was Written was good, same with Stillmatic.

And Life is Good is extremely good and criminally underrated.

Like they aren't as good as Illmatic sure, but that album is one of the few flawless rap albums.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 14:57

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Wiltsghost posted:

Silkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtaQpIeKVo

I knew I posted on this forum for a good reason

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:13

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Jota posted:

Hahahahaha ffs

I stand by it

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:22

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Dexo posted:

Uhh what?

It was Written was good, same with Stillmatic.

And Life is Good is extremely good and criminally underrated.

Like they aren't as good as Illmatic sure, but that album is one of the few flawless rap albums.

Those are all solid but definitely in oldhead territory whereas Illmatic has a timeless quality to it.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:25

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

People stand by their terrible opinions all the time. So I can't hate.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Those are all solid but definitely in oldhead territory whereas Illmatic has a timeless quality to it.

Sure, I'll Grant you that, Like I said Illmatic is one of the like I dunno between 5 and 10 or so flawless rap albums.

I would need to think more to fill out the list. But I think there is only artist on the list more than once.

I don't care if Lonzo doesn't like Nas he's loving 19 lol.

Dexo fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Sep 2, 2017

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:26

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

NickRoweFillea posted:

Who's your favorite no limit soulja

Oh you already know

from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVvxuOnlyh0

to

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:36

Time: Aug 1, 2011; It Was All A Dream

The funniest poo poo about the Lonzo old people rap comment is he signed with "Big Baller Brand" which sounds like an offshoot label for a Master P fashion line

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:37

Libertine: Jun 21, 2004; When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Dexo posted:

Uhh what?

Nas is the most overrated guy in rap history. Future sounds like someone loving around with auto-tune and just kept the first setting they locked in. Migos verses are literally pick one simple word and rhyme it in triplets for the entire verse. Quavo is marginally tolerable in the dozens of mailed in guest spots he puts on better artists tracks.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:56

Jack's Flow: Jun 6, 2003; Life, friends, is boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZHKqc1s2Uc

Porzingis against Belgium. The obligatory Zinger put-back dunk happens around the 1:00 minute mark.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:56

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

I only really like one project by by Future, DS2.

Other than that Future is on a song by song basis for me.

Migos are dudes who make fun music. And who got their flow and style jacked by pretty much every rapper in the game and still stayed relevant.

I love two of their projects No Label 2 and Culture. Rich Nigga Timeline is also decent.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 16:06

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

I bet players in 2007 didn't even listen to Nas and were up on that Lil Wayne poo poo. We're geezers

# ? Sep 2, 2017 16:21

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

BWV posted:

I bet players in 2007 didn't even listen to Nas and were up on that Lil Wayne poo poo. We're geezers

Dedication 2, Drought 3 remain untouchable... if you weren't listening to Wayne then you were a goober. A big noodle

# ? Sep 2, 2017 16:23

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

MourningView posted:

He was a born in 1997 and Nas hasn't had a great album since loving 1994.

Of all the dumb poo poo

Dexo posted:

I only really like one project by by Future, DS2.

Other than that Future is on a song by song basis for me.

Migos are dudes who make fun music. And who got their flow and style jacked by pretty much every rapper in the game and still stayed relevant.

I love two of their projects No Label 2 and Culture. Rich Nigga Timeline is also decent.

Future blows. Absolute poo poo. Migos is fun af. Wahhh

# ? Sep 2, 2017 16:25

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

I'm still shook by these Clay Travis level Nas hot takes

# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:19

milk milk lemonade: Jul 29, 2016

Libertine posted:

Nas is the most overrated guy in rap history. Future sounds like someone loving around with auto-tune and just kept the first setting they locked in. Migos verses are literally pick one simple word and rhyme it in triplets for the entire verse. Quavo is marginally tolerable in the dozens of mailed in guest spots he puts on better artists tracks.

Versace versace Versace

# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:30

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Mama told me (MAMA!) not to sell work 17 5 same color t-shirt

Rip Shawty Lo

It's funny cause I think Bad and Boujee is like the 5th or 6th best song on that album. But it's by far the most popular.

Call Casting is underrated

Dexo fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Sep 2, 2017

# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:39

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Look at this pass 😍😍😍 https://twitter.com/grizzliesfr/status/904015157323599873

Migos makes fun music

E. Uh oh

https://twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod/status/904021014186622976

NickRoweFillea fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Sep 2, 2017

# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:44

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Rip Ball family

# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:48

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Dexo posted:

Mama told me (MAMA!) not to sell work 17 5 same color t-shirt

Rip Shawty Lo

It's funny cause I think Bad and Boujee is like the 5th or 6th best song on that album. But it's by far the most popular.

Call Casting is underrated

T shirt was an insta classic due to Takeoff's forceful "BITCH"

# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:54