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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Let's Talk About Idiots! We can't stop here, this is Ba'ath country!
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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

milk milk lemonade posted:

Twist: ugh its Troika's cousin is actually a jilted lover and she was trying to win her/him back
Do you mean to suggest that she got... dumped?

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Naked Bear posted:

Do you mean to suggest that she got... dumped?

Womp womp.

I feel like taking a poo poo on somebody's car is a hard sell for winning a lover back though. Unless the lover is into scat, I guess :shrug:

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 16:18
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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Dick Burglar posted:

Womp womp.

I feel like taking a poo poo on somebody's car is a hard sell for winning a lover back though. Unless the lover is into scat, I guess :shrug:

Makes as much sense as wearing a diaper and driving across multiple states to kill the person

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 16:25
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
 Everybody knows what an upper decker is...so what do we call that? A spoiler?

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 16:29
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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

PathAsc posted:

False motivation is still motivation

I'll cut you

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 16:30
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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Godholio posted:

Everybody knows what an upper decker is...so what do we call that? A spoiler?

Hood ornament?

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 16:48
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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Godholio posted:

Everybody knows what an upper decker is...so what do we call that? A spoiler?

A Cleveland Beemer

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 16:52
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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I'll cut you

My friend, if it makes you feel alive I'll meet you on the field of battle. Bayonets at dusk.

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Wasabi the J posted:

A Cleveland Beemer

Well, pack it up boys.

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 17:13
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milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

Wasabi the J posted:

A Cleveland Beemer

I laughed really hard at this

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Wasabi the J posted:

A Cleveland Beemer



Aaaaand there we go.

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 19:12
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Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

ugh its Troika posted:

My cousin just got NJPed for taking a poo poo on the hood of her CO's car while drunk :downs:

That's an Article 2, isn't it?

:nexus:

* # ? Sep 2, 2017 20:05
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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ugh its Troika posted:

My cousin just got NJPed for taking a poo poo on the hood of her CO's car while drunk :downs:

Paging Mustang to the thread.

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ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Flikken posted:

Couple of questions.


How did they describe the incident in the official paperwork?

How much was her punishment?

I will post when I find out. Something like half of my extended family is making fun of her on FB right now, which is probably a worse punishment than whatever a captain can do to her :laugh:

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Flikken posted:


How did they describe the incident in the official paperwork?


:itwaspoo:

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Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
 How'd she get caught?

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Dingleberry posted:

How'd she get caught?

She uploaded a pooping selfie on Instagram.

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

 And you didn't even link it. Shameful.

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Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

She uploaded a pooping selfie on Instagram.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

She uploaded a pooping selfie on Instagram.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

She uploaded a pooping selfie on Instagram.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

She uploaded a pooping selfie on Instagram.

SMDH

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

 The internet makes you stupid. The taxman is a prophet.

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The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

Dingleberry posted:

SMDH

poo poo on My drat Hood?

* # ? Sep 3, 2017 14:33
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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Your cousin sounds like fun.

* # ? Sep 3, 2017 16:00
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Dingleberry posted:

SMDH

I'll show myself out.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 I joined the Army to be a cav scout after six years in the Marine Reserves, and they put me on MGS trucks at Fort Wainwright.

And we've got a month of gunnery at the start of the snowy season.

Lol my life is a comedy of errors.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
 congrats retard, you did it!

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

congrats retard, you did it!
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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

 You retarded the best a retard could, retard. May the good idea fairy continue to bless you.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
 :toot:

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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

congrats retard, you did it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y0a_YwSiTM&t=22s

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
 I always wondered how accurate that is. I don't know much about enlistment standards during Vietnam but "congrats you made it to the MOS with the lowest requirements ever" doesn't seem like much to be proud of.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

I always wondered how accurate that is. I don't know much about enlistment standards during Vietnam but "congrats you made it to the MOS with the lowest requirements ever" doesn't seem like much to be proud of.

"You made it" through boot camp.

* # ? Sep 10, 2017 16:41
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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Stultus Maximus posted:

"You made it" through boot camp.

So congrats on being somewhat in shape and doing what you are told?

Here's your gold star.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
How does the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket compare to the ones in real life?

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

FrozenVent posted:

How does the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket compare to the ones in real life?

From what I hear pretty accurate for the time but don't expect it to be that way in 2017

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
 He was one in real life, prior to spending over a year in Vietnam and being medically discharged. He was on the set as the military adviser and Kubrick had a stroke of genius to put him on camera.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

FrozenVent posted:

How does the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket compare to the ones in real life?

I chatted with a guy who was the navy equivalent in 70s navy boot. Open handed slapping was ok at that time as an attention getter not punishment.

Whole lot of attention be getted.

* # ? Sep 10, 2017 17:26
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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FrozenVent posted:

How does the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket compare to the ones in real life?

My grandfather said it was played up a little but then again he wasn't a Marine. But apparently it was fairly accurate.

* # ? Sep 10, 2017 17:27
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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I heard the most realistic boot sequence is in Starship Troopers. Can anybody c/d?

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lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Godholio posted:

He was one in real life, prior to spending over a year in Vietnam and being medically discharged. He was on the set as the military adviser and Kubrick had a stroke of genius to put him on camera.

None of the actors were as good as him so Kubrick put him in.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Pesticide20 posted:

I heard the most realistic boot sequence is in Starship Troopers. Can anybody c/d?

Dizzys boobs would have been on the small side for the males navy boot camp showers.

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