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slidebite posted:Enjoyable read as always boss :High-five: I'm pleased I managed to come across two weirdo dogfights this post: a He 177 being shot down by a B-24, and a BV 222 somehow managing to shoot down a B-24 patrol plane Which is kinda like a normal soldier being taken out because a gigantic fat guy snuck up on him
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Aug 31, 2017 15:55
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vessbot posted:"Thermal excursions" "unrequested combustion surplus"
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Aug 31, 2017 18:05
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Uncommanded combustion beyond design parameters.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:11
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External combustion engine Wait, that doesn't work...
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Aug 31, 2017 18:19
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vessbot posted:External combustion engine They've worked just fine in the past. .jpg)
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vessbot posted:External combustion engine 
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Aug 31, 2017 19:57
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Cocoa Crispies posted:They've worked just fine in the past. That was supposed be my joke. That's the reason it "doesn't work" as a humorous euphemism for catching on fire.
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vessbot posted:That was supposed be my joke. That's the reason it "doesn't work" as a humorous euphemism for catching on fire. 
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Cocoa Crispies posted:Uncommanded combustion beyond design parameters. Component-rich fuel mixture.
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Sep 1, 2017 10:15
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I've heard "engine-rich exhaust" before in the spaceflight thread.
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Sep 1, 2017 14:36
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vessbot posted:I've heard "engine-rich exhaust" before in the spaceflight thread.
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If Nebakanezzer's posts have taught me anything, the punchline of that joke is "8 large German aircraft airborne at the same time".
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Sep 2, 2017 22:18
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Pretty sure this is an example of the thread title: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZBbovy-o98
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Sep 3, 2017 00:32
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Finger Prince posted:Re:fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:LOL That really is getting lower and lower in quality every time I see it. Still get a chuckle out of it though. This is my favourite though, and I used to have it printed out on my office wall: 
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Humphreys posted:That really is getting lower and lower in quality every time I see it. Still get a chuckle out of it though. Somebody edit the artificial horizon in the dog pic to match the helicopter.
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Sep 3, 2017 03:41
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Maybe that's exactly what the artificial horizon showed as the dog followed it, which is why he's upside down. Woof!
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Sep 3, 2017 03:49
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The poor colourblind doggie can’t read the artificial horizon.
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Ardeem posted:Somebody edit the artificial horizon in the dog pic to match the helicopter. And replace the yoke.
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Phanatic posted:Pretty sure this is an example of the thread title: What the hell is the source of the thread title anyway?
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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PittTheElder posted:What the hell is the source of the thread title anyway? Germanwings Flight 9525
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PittTheElder posted:What the hell is the source of the thread title anyway? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525 quote:The crash was deliberately caused by the co-pilot, Andreas Lubitz, who had previously been treated for suicidal tendencies and declared "unfit to work" by a doctor. Lubitz kept this information from his employer and instead reported for duty. Shortly after reaching cruise altitude and while the captain was momentarily out of the cockpit, he locked the cockpit door and initiated a controlled descent that continued until the aircraft impacted a mountainside. edit: gently caress, locked out of the cockpit.
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Sep 3, 2017 08:57
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Top 11 cancelled French Aircraft Consider this is #11: 
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Holy hell. I'm always surprised that this is the absolutely top thread in the entire forum for pitch black morbid humor.
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Nebakenezzer posted:Top 11 cancelled French Aircraft brb gotta fire up Crimson Skies
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xthetenth posted:Holy hell. I'm always surprised that this is the absolutely top thread in the entire forum for pitch black morbid humor. That's because it's full of people that actually work in aviation.
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MrYenko posted:That's because it's full of people that actually work in aviation. Healthcare professionals threads go a similar way.
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Here this guy poo poo himself and now we all have to wear his diaper when we have to use the lav
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Nebakenezzer posted:Top 11 cancelled French Aircraft This list doesn't have the Minijet though:  Look at it!
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The Ferret King posted:Healthcare professionals threads go a similar way. That's a good point, my grounds of comparison for that is on a different site, rather than starting at a baseline of goons, and even that gets pretty morbid.
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StandardVC10 posted:This list doesn't have the Minijet though: It's....cute?
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Potato Salad posted:It's....cute? I KNOW RIGHT?
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Sep 3, 2017 17:58
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Man the French should build more aircraft.
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Potato Salad posted:It's....cute? jolie
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"Adorable" works in both languages.aphid_licker posted:Man the French should build more aircraft. They'd be happy to, they just need more customers.
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ehnus posted:"The last time I took a poo poo at Mach 0.8, my co-pilot wouldn't let me back in the cockpit." It’s been a while, but wasn’t it a play on the the thread title at the time? Possibly that joke about a fighter pilot saying “watch this” to a big plane and doing some tricks. The other plane flies straight and level while the pilot leaves the cockpit, stretches his legs, and takes a poo poo.
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Platystemon posted:It’s been a while, but wasn’t it a play on the the thread title at the time? Possibly that joke about a fighter pilot saying “watch this” to a big plane and doing some tricks. The other plane flies straight and level while the pilot leaves the cockpit, stretches his legs, and takes a poo poo. Nah it was just a series of posts about airliner toilets.
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Platystemon posted:It’s been a while, but wasn’t it a play on the the thread title at the time? Possibly that joke about a fighter pilot saying “watch this” to a big plane and doing some tricks. The other plane flies straight and level while the pilot leaves the cockpit, stretches his legs, and takes a poo poo. There was definitely some discussion about pooping in airplanes at the time. I also like the version of that joke where the BUFF pilot tells the Viper "I just shut down an engine".
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