Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Gorilla Salad posted:

As stupid as the bucket fillers are, this one worries me the most.

I can't see any earthing straps on that thing.



Doesn't the US have laws about filling containers?

That's diesel fuel, it's not going to go bang because of a static discharge.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

EightBit posted:

That's diesel fuel, it's not going to go bang because of a static discharge.

I always loved the look of terror on people's faces when we would be transferring diesel fuel from our boat to a barge and the guy holding the nozzle in the tank would be smoking. It was even better when you had to check how full the tank was, cause the only way to tell was to look into the top with a flash light. Again, all while smoking a cigarette. Gotta love Alaska.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Gasoline has a higher flash point than an ember too. I watched my buddy's dad put out cigars in gass spills

Just don't light a new one

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Just think how much simpler internal combustion could have been if it weren't for those pesky fuel/air mixture requirements!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Gorilla Salad posted:


Doesn't the US have laws about filling containers?

Yeah, file this under "pay poo poo wages and deliver no training" type of thing. Years ago if you had an attendant that paid attention they'd get pissed if you left the pump while filling and shut you off. Now? Bwahaha, they have all sorts of stupid poo poo to sell filling the counter and every other place they can't even see the pumps.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
The prevalence of forced pay at the pump or pay inside before pumping pretty much guarantees the employees are not going to watch the pumps at all.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcK5Yrg-4Gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdhKazppwAY

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

nsaP posted:

Gasoline has a higher flash point than an ember too. I watched my buddy's dad put out cigars in gass spills

Just don't light a new one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2MfsMmki5U

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Let's never slow down!!

https://twitter.com/chrisheys68/status/904377094632820736

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011


"Oh no my rear tires have lost traction! I know what to do!" *pulls ebrake*

How are people this dumb still alive?

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.




I'm all "That truck that just pulled up at the end is gonna get rear-ended, if only because the road has enough idiots we've seen three crashes so far."

Sure enough, just before the end I watch it lurch forward as it gets hit.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

"Oh no my rear tires have lost traction! I know what to do!" *pulls ebrake*

How are people this dumb still alive?
mustangs are actually pretty safe these days.

Cage fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Sep 4, 2017

Theris
Oct 9, 2007


My favorite dashcam vids are the ones where the camera car driver has enough time to read War and Peace between the moment poo poo starts going sideways in front of them and the moment of impact and they don't do anything.

In other words:

wayfinder posted:

Let's never slow down!!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Theris posted:

My favorite dashcam vids are the ones where the camera car driver has enough time to read War and Peace between the moment poo poo starts going sideways in front of them and the moment of impact and they don't do anything.

In other words:

It's easy to Monday Morning Quarter Back these videos, but happening in real time there's a lot more brain inputs going on, add in reaction times and the potential for the driver to be vigilant but seeing disaster elsewhere, etc.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Target fixation doesn't care what you think

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I saw a unicorn today. You're probably not gonna believe me because i couldn't get a pic, but i saw a lifted ram 3500 with the towing mirrors in the DOWN position.

It was so odd it stood out.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

PCOS Bill posted:

It's easy to Monday Morning Quarter Back these videos, but happening in real time there's a lot more brain inputs going on, add in reaction times and the potential for the driver to be vigilant but seeing disaster elsewhere, etc.

Let's also not forget that dashcams can sometimes distort the field of view which makes distances look off sometimes.

Still, in like 99% of dashcam videos including an accident involving the cammer, there always seem to be a few pretty obvious warning signs that the cammer misses.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-06/man-caught-driving-car-with-no-front-seats-in-toowoomba/8877230

Queensland man in a VN Commodore with no front seats gets busted by the cops, and found to have a suspended licence.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Today I handled a total loss for a customer who had an eleven goddamned dollar per diem on his car. He owed about 150% again over what we valued the car at.

He's basically buying his bank a reasonably priced take out dinner everyday. Somehow the bank gave him Gap coverage. I have half an inkling that he totaled the car on purpose to get out of the loan- and if he did more power to him.

These are the banks you share the road with.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Sep 7, 2017

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

This is not how to tow a car

https://streamable.com/ibgld

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Eifert Posting posted:

Today I handled a total loss for a customer who had an eleven goddamned dollar per diem on his car. He owed about 150% again over what we valued the car at.

He's basically buying his bank a reasonably priced take out dinner everyday. Somehow the bank gave him Gap coverage. I have half an inkling that he totaled the car on purpose to get out of the loan- and if he did more power to him.

These are the banks you share the road with.

What

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
When an insurance company is handling a car that's been declared a total loss and there's a loan on the car we ask the bank for something called a 10-day payoff.

The 10-day payoff is basically freezing interest rates for those 10 days to give the driver a grace period. That way they can settle the value of the car and pay off the loan, or whatever part of the loan the value of the car can settle. After those 10 days the per day interest rate kicks back in.



This loan was adding $11 to itself A DAY.


Gap coverage is offered by banks and financing companies. It basically protects you from the additional amount you owe on the car after a car's been totaled. This guy had that coverage, which stopped him from owing 150% of the actual value of the car to the bank -AFTER the total loss was settled- at that interest rate.

It's hard to express exactly how hosed this guy almost was.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
How large was the loan amount/percent and what kind of car was this?

The way you describe it, it sounds like this guy bought a Bentley with an insane interest rate to result in $11 a day, am I understanding that right? It must've been a combination of an expensive car and close-to-usurious rate.

Your first post was baffling until the second to explain it lol.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Michael Scott posted:

How large was the loan amount/percent and what kind of car was this?

The way you describe it, it sounds like this guy bought a Bentley with an insane interest rate to result in $11 a day, am I understanding that right? It must've been a combination of an expensive car and close-to-usurious rate.

Your first post was baffling until the second to explain it lol.

Or a Civic from a buy-here-pay-here-we-finance-anybody

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

PCOS Bill posted:

Or a Civic from a buy-here-pay-here-we-finance-anybody

Ding

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

FCKGW posted:

This is not how to tow a car

https://streamable.com/ibgld

I cannot wrap my brain around this.
Did he just hook a ratchet strap to the hood of the car and then the tailgate cable of the truck and drive off thinking that would be okay?
What in the actual gently caress?
THE TRUCK HAS A GODDAMNED TRAILER HITCH AND BALL :psyboom:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


FCKGW posted:

This is not how to tow a car

https://streamable.com/ibgld

Reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AZVl_LyqIo

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Ahahaha

Yobani v rot

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Eifert Posting posted:

When an insurance company is handling a car that's been declared a total loss and there's a loan on the car we ask the bank for something called a 10-day payoff.

The 10-day payoff is basically freezing interest rates for those 10 days to give the driver a grace period. That way they can settle the value of the car and pay off the loan, or whatever part of the loan the value of the car can settle. After those 10 days the per day interest rate kicks back in.



This loan was adding $11 to itself A DAY.


Gap coverage is offered by banks and financing companies. It basically protects you from the additional amount you owe on the car after a car's been totaled. This guy had that coverage, which stopped him from owing 150% of the actual value of the car to the bank -AFTER the total loss was settled- at that interest rate.

It's hard to express exactly how hosed this guy almost was.

10 day payoffs don't stop interest from accruing. It's simply how much it'll take to payoff the car in 10 days, enough time for the payment to be received. Usually there is a small kickback on the difference between the payment and what's actually owed when it's processed.

sleepy.eyes
Sep 14, 2007

Like a pig in a chute.
Had some dude in an Explorer weaving in and out of his lane. I'm passing him because he is doing under the limit, and honk when he starts moving towards me. His response is to jerk the wheel like he was gonna pit me, then slow way down and follow me until I pull off to do my errands. Probably thinks I'm a right rear end in a top hat, too.

If I have to evacuate for Irma that'll be fun, too.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
It's not enough to block the crosswalk, people have to be smart about it too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iJvTSJaH9A

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I cannot wrap my brain around this.
Did he just hook a ratchet strap to the hood of the car and then the tailgate cable of the truck and drive off thinking that would be okay?
What in the actual gently caress?
THE TRUCK HAS A GODDAMNED TRAILER HITCH AND BALL :psyboom:

Not only that, but there is no one in the car. Who the gently caress would ever consider this an acceptable idea? :catstare:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


sleepy.eyes posted:

Had some dude in an Explorer weaving in and out of his lane. I'm passing him because he is doing under the limit, and honk when he starts moving towards me. His response is to jerk the wheel like he was gonna pit me, then slow way down and follow me until I pull off to do my errands. Probably thinks I'm a right rear end in a top hat, too.

If I have to evacuate for Irma that'll be fun, too.

Actually, I heard from more than a few people that during this, florida drivers were loving exemplary in the last day or two before the storm. They slowed down to give room for wrecks, but didn't slow below 30 to rubberneck, made room for people changing lanes and had a lack of people swerving in and out trying to dart from open spot to open spot in some vain hope of getting out faster. Even people who stayed said that people on the roads who were out immediately before and after the storm were incredibly courteous and polite drivers. They were severely creeped out.

I expect that to snap as they all try to get back.

sleepy.eyes
Sep 14, 2007

Like a pig in a chute.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Actually, I heard from more than a few people that during this, florida drivers were loving exemplary in the last day or two before the storm. They slowed down to give room for wrecks, but didn't slow below 30 to rubberneck, made room for people changing lanes and had a lack of people swerving in and out trying to dart from open spot to open spot in some vain hope of getting out faster. Even people who stayed said that people on the roads who were out immediately before and after the storm were incredibly courteous and polite drivers. They were severely creeped out.

I expect that to snap as they all try to get back.

Funnily enough... Everything was on point up to and right after the storm. People were, more or less, using stoplights that were out as 4-way stops and all that good stuff. Then I get up today, pull up to a light that was out, stop, and get passed by a BMW who never even slows down and honks at the guy who's turn it was. Back to normal!

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
I wonder if that's the same phenomenon that occurs on the first day of snow. Accident rates are actually down for a bit in the first day or two, as people drive more cautiously, slower etc.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Wasn't there fewer accidents on dagen h because of that? People just drove more carefully for like 90 days.

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Wasn't there fewer accidents on dagen h because of that? People just drove more carefully for like 90 days.

... and because of the big information campaign (and public interest) regarding rules of the road. Driver education probably pays a huge part in why most of Europe has much lower fatalities than the US.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqiYRyCqds4&t=110s

Protip: If you have time to rev the engine eight times before reaching the offending vehicle, you weren’t cut off.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Platystemon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqiYRyCqds4&t=110s

Protip: If you have time to rev the engine eight times before reaching the offending vehicle, you weren’t cut off.

If he also wasn't doing nearly twice the speed limit, he wouldn't have had any interaction whatsoever with the other vehicle.

How the gently caress does this poo poo get posted? Who watches that, edits it together like that and thinks "yeah, everybody else but me is a terrible driver, people will love this"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Powershift posted:

If he also wasn't doing nearly twice the speed limit, he wouldn't have had any interaction whatsoever with the other vehicle.

How the gently caress does this poo poo get posted? Who watches that, edits it together like that and thinks "yeah, everybody else but me is a terrible driver, people will love this"

Also, don't need to pass and yell at them, don't need to get involved again when the guy yells, don't need to speed at the vehicle, don't need to speed away at a pace where if someone actually cuts you off you die. Lotta bad decisions going on there. Just flip the guy the bird and get on with your day.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply