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Strawman posted:so the coaches are idiots, the players aren't good enough, and the president is a racist prick? how horrible, how dare they
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Strawman posted:so the coaches are idiots, the players aren't good enough, and the president is a racist prick? how horrible, how dare they We are trying extra super hard to beat the supposed avatars of his tyranny
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 20:17 |
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blue footed boobie posted:We are trying extra super hard to beat the supposed avatars of his tyranny the na'vi?
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 20:27 |
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Strawman posted:the na'vi? right thread
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blue footed boobie posted:http://deadspin.com/the-usmnt-doesnt-deserve-to-qualify-for-the-world-cup-1800851386 if I ever become an English teacher I'll punish students by forcing them to diagram a Billy Haisley sentence
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 22:07 |
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Troy Queef posted:if I ever become an English teacher I'll punish students by forcing them to diagram a Billy Haisley sentence quote:At some point in your daily online existence, while either participating in or bearing witness to some argument or controversy, you will, without fail, discover that you have stumbled into a real life brain meme. In a world of reactions, counter-reactions, and counter-counter-reactions—each one served up so as to position its originator as the smartest, deepest, most enlightened person on the internet—the brain meme is the perfect illustration of intellectual one-upmanship taken to its illogical extreme. Thinkpieces about memes.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 22:16 |
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Troy Queef posted:if I ever become an English teacher I'll punish students by forcing them to diagram a Billy Haisley sentence I can't stop laughing at this, lmao
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 23:50 |
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Strawman posted:so the coaches are idiots, the players aren't good enough, and the president is a racist prick? how horrible, how dare they England has a Prime Minister not a President.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 10:40 |
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blue footed boobie posted:We are trying extra super hard to beat the supposed avatars of his tyranny Nah, I think that one actually is John Terry...
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 12:29 |
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blue footed boobie posted:I'm thinking of writing an erotic novel on Arsenal [..] There is a good reason why the footballing world refers to Wenger as Le Professeur. His knowledge extends beyond the realms of just football, which means that he can offer pastoral support and development to his players on and off the pitch. However, when such support is not appreciated it becomes an act of betrayal, as you would expect. Wilshere encountered this first hand during the summer of 2016. Arsene, as usual, was in his office after training analysing the Arsenal vs Liverpool game from 1999 to get a better understanding on how to prepare for the 2016-17 season opener. To his annoyance, he is interrupted by a knock on his door. “Boss, are you free?” questions Wilshere. “Look, uh, if it’s about that raise I told you we would increase your weekly wage from £80,000 a week to £80,220 a week” replies Wenger. “No, boss, it’s about my performance. I’m quite unhappy about the way I---” Wenger interrupts, “Look, football is a bit like sex you know” “Boss, that is the problem. Ever since I had that knock on my left ankle, I can’t seem to gently caress her right. She isn’t willing to go on top either, so we’re left in a bit of mess. It’s doing my head in” exclaims Wilshere, whilst clutching his ankle in despair. There is a moment of silence. Wenger turns his chair around and looks into the beautiful greenery of the London colony whilst sexual thoughts in his head start to intensify. “Boss, are you listening?” “uh, I was distracted” says Wenger, as he turns his chair back around. “I have two options for you”. “Go on, boss” says Wilshere. “The first option is a simple one. Just don’t have sex” “what’s the second option boss?” replies an inquisitive Wilshere. “You can let me take care of her until you recover” says Wenger. “That’s bollocks, boss!” says Wilshere, “have you not heard of the ‘half your age plus seven’ rule? You’re 66, so the youngest girl you can shag is 40. Adriani is 26. You’re having a laugh!” “Look” says Wenger, “Diaby was the same. Rosicky was the same--” [referring to when aforementioned players had shared their wives with Arsene when physically unfit to please them] “They’re foreign, boss. Us British lads would never settle for that.” says Wilshere, who at this point considers walking out. “Ok. If this is the case, then I will send you to Bournemouth” says Wenger “What do you mean?” questions Wilshere. “Well Adriani is 26. Eddie Howe is 38. If you half his age and plus 7, he can help you out here” says Wenger, with a trademark smirk on his face. “Don’t banter me off like this, boss!” says Wilshere, who at this point regrets opening up about his troublesome sex life. There was no sympathy here, though. Wenger had made up his mind, for such disrespect was shown the moment Wilshere rubbished the idea of sharing his girlfriend. [...]
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triple sulk posted:[..] Jesus Christ
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 15:33 |
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Yeah that's enough of that, which I'm sure all of you are reading "ironically".
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 15:39 |
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quote:the beautiful greenery of the London colony
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Gigi Galli posted:Yeah that's enough of that, which I'm sure all of you are reading "ironically". Can we do an Arsenal fan fiction thread then ban everyone who posts in it?
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Can we do an Arsenal fan fiction thread then ban everyone who posts in it? Good idea
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Gigi Galli posted:Yeah that's enough of that, which I'm sure all of you are reading "ironically". Is this a ban on Haisley? The guy is an absolute goldmine of cringe-inducing run-on drivel
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TheBigAristotle posted:Is this a ban on Haisley? The guy is an absolute goldmine of cringe-inducing run-on drivel No no, not at all, it's a ban on arsenal erotic fanfiction
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:15 |
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I imagine all those posts are written by this guy
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:38 |
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Leave Ty alone, you bastard.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 19:04 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFb_tv2kW28 I'm pretty sure I saw him do a show in Bristol once
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Can we do an Arsenal fan fiction thread then ban everyone who posts in it? That would be the Summer Transfer Thread
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:07 |
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https://twitter.com/bbcthree/status/906438966483832832
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https://twitter.com/NathanAClark/status/906599053999435782
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 20:26 |
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ben davies with the top top xGChain i knew he had it in him
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 20:52 |
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This guy is a goldmine. It's just loving smug drivel https://twitter.com/NathanAClark/status/906565172839542785
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 21:47 |
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Who knew Michael J Fox was into advanced stats?
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 01:03 |
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Less about the personnel and more to do with deployment. It doesn't help to have a makeshift defence, but exposing them to possibly the most potent offence on the planet is soccer suicide. A strict 451 with a pendulum defence would likely have reduced the scoreline - the tight back 4 only works when wingers have defensive ability. High pressing against technically and tactically smart opponents is foolish. Their fast transition left overloads wide against wingers already chasing back and leaving PSG options to drive diagonally into the box or drag cover from cm for Rabiot to pick incisive through balls. Normally formation is less important than tactics in areas of the field, but it would have been beneficial last night for the midfield to stay close to the back line and shut down options while saving some of the energy wasted in chasing shadows in the opponent's half. 433 with players out of their depth got the response it deserved. Too much respect wasn't the problem. Sheer stupidity was.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:10 |
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I...don't know about this one: https://twitter.com/davemkii/status/907927834999627781 Is it so Right Thread that it wraps around to Wrong Thread?
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:54 |
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I think these are "heh"-worthy. Depends on what the rest look like
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:53 |
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Crazy Ted posted:I...don't know about this one: it belongs in a museum
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:05 |
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Crazy Ted posted:I...don't know about this one: These loving suck.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:07 |
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this is loving funny though https://twitter.com/johngers72/status/908105050052067328
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TheBigAristotle posted:I think these are "heh"-worthy. Depends on what the rest look like
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 15:53 |
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this one is okay because given all the recent revelations the nickname is probably accurate
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:21 |
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I saved a great limited release beer for the game and now I finished it before kickoff
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:57 |
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vyelkin posted:
This country will only get over its long history of diddling when it can look back and laugh imo. Let the healing start
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:56 |
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Peak Autism: I found a 350-digit prime number that looks like our crest Totally inspired by this post, but yeah, I found a 350 digit prime number that looks like our crest's canon. You'll need to squint and blur your eyes (or maybe just look from a distance): 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 8 6 6 0 8 9 8 6 6 0 0 6 9 0 0 9 8 6 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 6 0 8 0 6 6 8 0 9 0 8 9 8 6 9 0 6 6 1 1 1 1 1 1 9 8 9 6 8 8 8 8 8 8 0 0 8 0 6 9 6 6 8 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 9 6 6 6 8 8 9 8 0 6 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 9 9 6 9 9 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 0 8 6 1 8 6 1 8 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 6 6 9 6 9 9 6 8 6 8 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 6 6 0 9 1 1 1 6 8 6 8 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 9 In case you need some help visualising: https://i.imgur.com/VuBOggN.png I have 3 more such primes, if you want. Just ask. Edit: not the entire crest, but the canon part. Edit 2: Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQQ8IiTWHhg if you're interested in the origins.
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Jesus Christ
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