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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Still waiting for The Falcon to get his own spinoff :colbert:

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


The MSJ posted:

Think anyone will get raped with a carrot again?
I read Jo Nesbo's book years ago but from what I remember it's insanely brutal so that would be a pretty light prediction.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Yeah, the book is really hardcore.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.





Thor Ragnarok character posters

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

rawillkill posted:


Thor Ragnarok character posters

Should have actually brought the actors in and thrown the colored powder stuff at them for real to get those photos.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth
The first two work well. The rest get progressively worse as you scroll down.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Idris Elba is all "Wait, I'm in this again?"

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

Idris Elba is all "Wait, I'm in this again?"

haha I actually just posted in the comic book thread about his role. I'm curious how expanded it is this go around.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

MacheteZombie posted:

haha I actually just posted in the comic book thread about his role. I'm curious how expanded it is this go around.

As far as I recall, he's in once scene in the trailer without any of the main cast in frame. I can't imagine it's a lot.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dumb internet rumors are that he has the final infinity stone.

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Of all the roles to give Idris in your comic franchise.... you blew it on that guy.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Electromax posted:

Of all the roles to give Idris in your comic franchise.... you blew it on that guy.

Don't belittle him. That man's in charge of the beef-röst.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



muscles like this! posted:

Idris Elba is all "Wait, I'm in this again?" "More people just saw this poster than they did The Dark Tower."

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Colored powder trend is many years old at this point. Hell I did it in a concert poster back in early 2016

The MSJ
May 17, 2010











HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Holy poo poo. Jaden Smith as Imari Stevenson.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I love that his buddy in that "anime" is literally just a shrunken, recolored Gundam.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

The guy from Vampire Weekend makes a fauxnime and it doesn't even have any vampires in it, SMDH.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

lmao they're just using his gorilla arm props from Planet of the Apes

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

lmao they're just using his gorilla arm props from Planet of the Apes



Saw the movie last week and they could've just kept that scene and cut the rest, and it would still have been worth it. The actor kills it.

Item Getter
Dec 14, 2015

These Star Trek reboots are getting weird

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.


What happens if the key guy needs to change one of his locks? Can he pop off one of the keys to replace it, or does he need the locksmith to hold his hand the full hour while working?

I'd rather see that movie.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Keyfingers must have scratched his smartphone badly.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I'm not familiar with the Insidious franchise so is there a clever reason why the SI is in red? Are the spooky ghosts in the film all spanish? Does that make them scarier? I don't know how this works

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Reminds me of this old one I used to see in my local video store all the time.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this old one I used to see in my local video store all the time.



I can never read the words "cordially invited" without switching to Barry White's voice in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQY_pKgLm0

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Sep 8, 2017

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Tara Reid posted both of these to Twitter and I had to check to see if this wasn't some sort of ARG. But no, there's just some lovely production company that cranks these animal movies out, most of them starring Dean Cain.



HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Dean Cain would make an INCREDIBLE Jim Jones. Holy poo poo.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Dean Cain would make an INCREDIBLE Jim Jones. Holy poo poo.

Every time he shows up on Supergirl now I'm going to think of this. Thank you.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
Those are some big fuckin cats

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Erebus posted:

Tara Reid posted both of these to Twitter and I had to check to see if this wasn't some sort of ARG. But no, there's just some lovely production company that cranks these animal movies out, most of them starring Dean Cain.




Is that bow photoshopped onto that girl's head?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
That baby bulldog poster looks like a made up movie starring sweet dee

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this old one I used to see in my local video store all the time.



Of course we all know the true king of movies with that title, also the king of posters because they're all kind of amazing.





Also this came up in the google results and I laughed a bunch

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Erebus posted:

Tara Reid posted both of these to Twitter and I had to check to see if this wasn't some sort of ARG. But no, there's just some lovely production company that cranks these animal movies out, most of them starring Dean Cain.





That Tara Reid photo in the second poster must be like 20 years old.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Erebus posted:

Tara Reid posted both of these to Twitter and I had to check to see if this wasn't some sort of ARG. But no, there's just some lovely production company that cranks these animal movies out, most of them starring Dean Cain.




Jesus, both are 2017 releases (in post-production).

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I know I knew that cute hedgehog

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
They photoshopped out the hedgehog's genitals.

At some point, someone sat down at a computer and did that. For their job.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mechafunkzilla posted:

They photoshopped out the hedgehog's genitals.

At some point, someone sat down at a computer and did that. For their job.

I spent my day painting out butt cracks yesterday. Truly thankless work.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

Erebus posted:

Tara Reid posted both of these to Twitter and I had to check to see if this wasn't some sort of ARG. But no, there's just some lovely production company that cranks these animal movies out, most of them starring Dean Cain.




This looks like the movie equivalent of that Rebecca Black music video.

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Mechafunkzilla posted:

They photoshopped out the hedgehog's genitals.

At some point, someone sat down at a computer and did that. For their job.

Sega's been hiring a guy to do this this since 1991 because Sonic has a contractual obligations against wearing pants.

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