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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Gorilla Salad posted:

I refuse to give this idiot views, but how did me manage to shave using a garden hose?

Did he put on hair removal cream first?

ill give him a second view on your behalf. have a good day!

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mu Zeta posted:

Yes. He left the cream on for 15 minutes and he said it felt like chemical burning.

Beard Hurting Juice

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Mu Zeta posted:

Yes. He left the cream on for 15 minutes and he said it felt like chemical burning.

Isn't that...literally what that cream is supposed to do? I remember trying nair once many years ago. It didn't give me a particularly smooth face but I did bleed in a couple spots.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Many a young man has used Nair for... other purposes... and known the evil of the devil afterwords.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Not only is the story amazing, the gif loop is amazing.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Did you link the wrong video? What am I looking for?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The video should start around 2:08. It's the blonde lady nearly entering snap city while doing a deadlift.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Mu Zeta posted:

The video should start around 2:08. It's the blonde lady nearly entering snap city while doing a deadlift.

I see. I know dead lifting is hard, but all of it looks dangerous and silly to someone that doesn't lift.

When I saw Cross Fit in the title I expected something super dumb like you see in Cross Fit compilations.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

pleaseohpleaseohplease...

I know even that bloated orange idiot wouldn't be dumb enough to go to Florida this weekend, but goddamn wouldn't it be nice if all of his property ends up underwater.

https://twitter.com/olliemilman/status/905483763018334214

I can't find any joy in this. I grew up 10 minutes from there in west palm and all of my family still lives there. :(

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

You won't see nearly as many in that clip because those are the best crossfitters in the world, but as you can see even they do hilariously dangerous mistakes.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

That's a good way to Cross up your Fit

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/48s4dcH.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/Dos2mdn.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/8E7z0Ac.gifv

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

:3:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/AgwNru7.mp4

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Many a young man has used Nair for... other purposes... and known the evil of the devil afterwords.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Schadenfreude Thread: DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Slugnoid posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Schadenfreude Thread: Maroon Colored Bag of Agony

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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well now he's a loose cannon

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


not one smart person around for miles

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

What a silly trick

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
I know it could get asked for just about every post in this thread, but what was his actual idea there? Did he think if he just revved enough he would speed off along the surface on a snow scooter?

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
what are knob and bollocks?

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Dizz posted:

what are knob and bollocks?

Penis and testicles.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Foxhound posted:

I know it could get asked for just about every post in this thread, but what was his actual idea there? Did he think if he just revved enough he would speed off along the surface on a snow scooter?

You can, you just need lots more speed than he had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF09cdqPqgQ

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Foxhound posted:

I know it could get asked for just about every post in this thread, but what was his actual idea there? Did he think if he just revved enough he would speed off along the surface on a snow scooter?

Yes.
The issue is that part of the dynamics that actually allow a snowmobile to ride on water are the hydroplaning effect provided by the skis. Just dropping you straight into the water with no pre-existing forward momentum means you drop like a rock.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Mu Zeta posted:

You won't see nearly as many in that clip because those are the best crossfitters in the world, but as you can see even they do hilariously dangerous mistakes.

Competition deadlifts look like poo poo a lot of the time because even though it's horrible for your body, because many professional powerlifters can pull more weight with a rounded back.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Kurieg posted:

Yes.
The issue is that part of the dynamics that actually allow a snowmobile to ride on water are the hydroplaning effect provided by the skis. Just dropping you straight into the water with no pre-existing forward momentum means you drop like a rock.

What if we used a treadmill?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

If the treadmill accelerated him forwards it would actually help.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Ak Gara posted:

What if we used a treadmill?

The treadmill would also sink.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Dizz posted:

what are knob and bollocks?

google image search it

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
http://i.imgur.com/ZbfImE3.gifv


http://i.imgur.com/21J6KQ5.gifv

Apparently this lady got out to close her gas cap.

Trebek has a new favorite as of 15:37 on Sep 7, 2017

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Random Stranger posted:

The treadmill would also sink.

not if it was moving at the same speed as the current

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
hmm yes. instead of braking, i think ill just lean to the right a bit

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Trebek posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ZbfImE3.gifv


http://i.imgur.com/21J6KQ5.gifv

Apparently this lady got out to close her gas cap.

it takes a special kind of individual to run over yourself with your own car

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


e: I think I completely misinterpreted that gif, wow.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Attitude Indicator posted:

it takes a special kind of individual to run over yourself with your own car

She didn't even accomplish closing her gas cap.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Attitude Indicator posted:

it takes a special kind of individual to run over yourself with your own car
True story, I ran over my foot with my own car when I needed to push it like a meter without starting it. My right foot was further back for bracing and I just ran it over with the rear wheel once I got the car moving. It only hurt a bit for like a minute, but still, I'm the idiot.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Attitude Indicator posted:

it takes a special kind of individual to run over yourself with your own car

I can only think she must have been eating too many jacket potatoes.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

You know what else she can't out run?

My heart. :allears:

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