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Dilettante. posted:I only started playing again recently and kept forgetting how to swim upwards, had some pretty close calls getting into a panic and almost drowning. When i got back into playing, I had forgotten the swim controls and was doing the Humane Labs heist where you gotta swim out the tubes and almost drowned.
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These are all really good stories and are bringing a lot to the thread that it was sorely lacking. More importantly, does this new update mean we can paint buzzards and the like in a beautiful mixture of hot pink and bright purple if we have a hangar and the upgrades? Because that's not AS important as some goon having a physical reaction to their dumb character "almost" drowning, but it's important to me.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:13 |
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Quicksand_Jesus posted:These are all really good stories and are bringing a lot to the thread that it was sorely lacking. Yes. I made a cargobarbie, it's hot pink with a white stripe and pretty much the best thing ever.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:15 |
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Motor Wars would be a fun mode if there was a reason to use anything except half-track + trailer. Every other vehicle is useless in comparison. The weapons are double useless.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:32 |
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A lot of the Pegasus planes only take one paint color which is pretty disappointing. I was hoping for some liveries for my Hydra, but alas no. The new planes are much better on that front but it was definitely some low effort poo poo for everything you've bought over the last 3 years.
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Can you shut down an organization and sell off all its assets?
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 23:25 |
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prefect posted:I got all my stats up to 100 today. How the poo poo do you start golf? I keep going to the club during open hours and theres no circle or any place to start it
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Quicksand_Jesus posted:These are all really good stories and are bringing a lot to the thread that it was sorely lacking. You can but you have to summon it using the Personal Aircraft, or grab it from the hangar. If you just summon the CEO or Pegasus version it'll still be stock Shutting down business will zero out any product you have, and you stop getting charged daily costs, but noooooooooooooooooooooo can't sell the building. bonus: if you still have supply when you shut down, you should stop getting calls from LJT about the business
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:02 |
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prefect posted:Can you shut down an organization and sell off all its assets? No.once you've spent that money it's gone forever.
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:How the poo poo do you start golf? I keep going to the club during open hours and theres no circle or any place to start it You can't start it if there's a freemode event going on (like "steal the most cars" or "open a parachute as late as possible"). But you should be able to start it even at night -- the hours are meaningless.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:03 |
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Getting paid in "making LJT shut up" is worth more than your gta bux.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:03 |
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Alright fuckit, Im going golfing
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:03 |
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You can also just go golfing from the quick job menu, I'm pretty sure
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:07 |
Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Alright fuckit, Im going golfing It is a legitimately good game mode in and of itself.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:07 |
Hexenritter posted:It is a legitimately good game mode in and of itself. Yeah, played dozens of games of golf with friends. Golf is good.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:30 |
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I had it hidden in map events, but I thought that just hid blips not the actual triggers! Lesson learned
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:30 |
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So how exactly do you select different planes in plane races? I did Burn Your Bridges earlier and everyone was in a Mallard, except the winner who was flying a Z-1 and obviously beat everyone by like 30 seconds. I couldn't select different ones. The wiki page even says it's locked to Mallards. Is this just another mod, or...?
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:54 |
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:How the poo poo do you start golf? I keep going to the club during open hours and theres no circle or any place to start it make sure you didn't hide golf when you cleaned up the mess of icons on your minimap goonbro if you accidentally golf off your minimap icon selection it will literally take it from the game world too
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namlosh posted:Anybody know how much $ in sales I need in each biker biz to max the clutter in my MC clubhouse? I own all of the businesses upgraded and want to max everything out. They're currently shut down but I'm through being reasonable and want a crazy goal I did 3 full sales of all 5 businesses and didn't see any additional clutter come in from the 2nd sale to the 3rd. I stopped at that point sensing I had max clutter.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 03:09 |
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For strength building there's a custom job that sends endless waves of clowns at you to punch. I went from 20% strength to 100% in 30-45 minutes. You'll need a second player to do the game mode. Apologies I can't recall what the name of it is
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brothertim posted:When i got back into playing, I had forgotten the swim controls and was doing the Humane Labs heist where you gotta swim out the tubes and almost drowned. It's confusing because the controls are different if you're underwater (shift moves you forward) versus above water (WASD move you)
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Phweengee posted:For strength building there's a custom job that sends endless waves of clowns at you to punch. I went from 20% strength to 100% in 30-45 minutes. You'll need a second player to do the game mode. Apologies I can't recall what the name of it is You can also start up a Gerald mission (so your alert level will never raise) and then go somewhere busy like the beach front and punch pedestrians for an hour. Supposedly you can also make a deathmatch in the creator and when testing it (against NPCs) it will still level up your stats.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 07:02 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:It's confusing because the controls are different if you're underwater (shift moves you forward) versus above water (WASD move you) It's still on foot controls in first person, so I always swap when I'm assault team on that heist.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 08:24 |
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prefect posted:I got all my stats up to 100 today.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 14:25 |
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I punched my way to 100 strength, one person on the boardwalk at a time
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 14:27 |
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Cage posted:I didn't do it all in one go but I got mine to 100 by going to a pedestrian heavy area and punching everyone. I started picking fights on Vinewood Boulevard, but the cops kept showing up, and they refused to fight fair.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 14:35 |
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Almost level 450, still can't be bothered to level up my strength or stealth stats... was actually accused of being a modder because "stats don't match".
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 14:46 |
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YET ANOTHER FAG posted:Almost level 450, still can't be bothered to level up my strength or stealth stats... was actually accused of being a modder because "stats don't match". I once saw a guy in a race who was level 1111.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 14:50 |
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I maxed out my stealth and strength by going stealth and stabbing the gently caress out of my entire team every time it drops us back into the lobby after a heist.
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Powershift posted:I maxed out my stealth and strength by going stealth and stabbing the gently caress out of my entire team every time it drops us back into the lobby after a heist. This is the correct way to do it.
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Powershift posted:I maxed out my stealth and strength by going stealth and stabbing the gently caress out of my entire team every time it drops us back into the lobby after a heist. This is the proper way. There's just so thing viscerally satisfying about walking down the street and belting people upside the face. The running hit is likewise deeply enjoyable. It's fun to do in the game as well.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 15:20 |
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Powershift posted:I maxed out my stealth and strength by going stealth and stabbing the gently caress out of my entire team every time it drops us back into the lobby after a heist. And here I was thinking I should try doing some of these "heist" things.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 15:49 |
prefect posted:And here I was thinking I should try doing some of these "heist" things. Heists are good for the money and unlocks but the real currency is the suffering of others
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:05 |
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Rockstar releases heists people love them Rockstar responds with vans and crates and vans and crates and vans and crates and vans and crates
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:10 |
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Powershift posted:Rockstar releases heists its like your uncle getting you a gold rolex for christmas one year and then a set of decorative paper plates for every subsequent christmas until his untimely death from alcohol poisoning. (true story, not mine... but someones probably)
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Powershift posted:Rockstar releases heists I was going to start a heist, but it required another person and apparently somebody had to be "lookout" and I didn't know what that involved and I didn't even know how to chat at that point so I gave up.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:18 |
prefect posted:I was going to start a heist, but it required another person and apparently somebody had to be "lookout" and I didn't know what that involved and I didn't even know how to chat at that point so I gave up. Just wait until you have to find four people for the prison heist finale and you're never on at the same time as other goons...
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:25 |
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prefect posted:I was going to start a heist, but it required another person and apparently somebody had to be "lookout" and I didn't know what that involved and I didn't even know how to chat at that point so I gave up. The game usually makes it quite clear what you're required to do in your position. People still gently caress it up badly The most obvious example is the start of prison break. Game: "okay, you're all going to completely different places" pubbie: "cool, i'll just ride with you then"
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:25 |
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Also, I find it offensive that the strip club and the roller coaster assume you have a headset.
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Powershift posted:Rockstar releases heists Unfortunately, heists require effort and money to create.
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