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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


drat that alien busted a nut in my meatballs again.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
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In the absolute best case scenario, that’s an actual gushers.

Please tell me it is, even if it’s not.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

These all are ruined by the wheat bread. Also they are too wet. And too sweet.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Grassy Knowles posted:

In the absolute best case scenario, that’s an actual gushers.

Please tell me it is, even if it’s not.

They are gushers and here is the recipe.

Her tomato sauce looks worse than the meatballs.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

So the secret to being bougie is make stoner food by piling whatever you find the pantry/fridge and put it on avocado toast?

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

a kitten posted:

Managed to down the video again, it's cream cheese.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1729520717082749&id=1466985283336295


Also, nothin but salmon. I mean, I like salmon as much as anyone but seems like some variation might be nice.

That's just a display stand, not an actual cake. Are there cake rules?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

All except for the fruit ones. Fruit and avocado? No thanks.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Who likes their pizza extra wet? Pressure cooker pizza!

https://gfycat.com/ComposedIdealisticHare

(sorry I have no idea how to link webm and not make them super huge)

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wouldn't that be really soggy? It looks like lovely microwave pizza.

angerbeet posted:

(sorry I have no idea how to link webm and not make them super huge)

Pft, on a 4K monitor it only takes up like 1/5 of the screen.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

ahhh, so that's what "blue rare" means

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Who even has a pressuge cooker

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Code Jockey posted:

ahhh, so that's what "blue rare" means

blue rare pork...ugh

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

angerbeet posted:

Who likes their pizza extra wet? Pressure cooker pizza!

That clearly says it is a pressuge cooker pizza.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
If you need someone to show you how to put poo poo on toast, then you are beyond the help of this thread. Also I want to eat all of them.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

If you need someone to show you how to put poo poo on toast...

Listen, I ain't got that kind of sphincter control, it throws off my aim

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Oh, I forgot about this thing. I catalogued my old fast food reviews on my blog for a friend who is NOT a goon, and I forgot that this was the very first entry on said blog:



I know we don't really do these much anymore, but still!

QuantumPotato
Feb 3, 2005

Fallen Rib

angerbeet posted:

Who likes their pizza extra wet? Pressure cooker pizza!

https://gfycat.com/ComposedIdealisticHare

(sorry I have no idea how to link webm and not make them super huge)

I don't understand. Is the oven broken?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Darkpenguin posted:

I don't understand. Is the oven broken?

Chances are that's where they store all their pots and pans because they're lazy.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

Chances are that's where they store all their pots and pans because they're lazy.

Or they, like many, don't have enough cabinet space.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!




idk what these are

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I think the second one's what lurks in the darkness, just outside of your perception.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Haifisch posted:

I think the second one's what lurks in the darkness, just outside of your perception.

Yeah, I have definitely seen that looming over me in dreams, sixhundred feet tall and with a noxious miasma of stench and scream emanating from the horses mouths.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

MissEchelon posted:



idk what these are

I think the last one was a boss in Persona 3

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
It reminds me of Shub-Niggurath.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

angerbeet posted:

Who likes their pizza extra wet? Pressure cooker pizza!

https://gfycat.com/ComposedIdealisticHare

(sorry I have no idea how to link webm and not make them super huge)

My favorite part of this is at the end, they put the pizza on a cutting board next to a pizza cutter, and then use a knife to randomly chop an off center slice out of the pizza?!

QuantumPotato
Feb 3, 2005

Fallen Rib

Crust First posted:

My favorite part of this is at the end, they put the pizza on a cutting board next to a pizza cutter, and then use a knife to randomly chop an off center slice out of the pizza?!

good lord, didn't notice that. i know, no pizza rules, but can we at least get some pizza guidelines or best practices?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Darkpenguin posted:

good lord, didn't notice that. i know, no pizza rules, but can we at least get some pizza guidelines or best practices?

Pizza deregulation has been a failure, a pizza commission should be established

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Darkpenguin posted:

good lord, didn't notice that. i know, no pizza rules, but can we at least get some pizza guidelines or best practices?

It's a slippery slope, you do that then before you know it there's agile pizza, six sigma pizza... let's just not go there!

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I wonder if anyone has ever made meatballs with a different suprise inside each one, like bernie botts jellybeans or kinder eggs.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pseudohog posted:

six sigma pizza

What happens in Croton-On-Hudson stays in Croton-On-Hudson!!!!!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pseudohog posted:

It's a slippery slope, you do that then before you know it there's agile pizza, six sigma pizza... let's just not go there!

Can we at least get a bell chart of culturally acceptable pizzas?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
https://twitter.com/ItalianComments/status/903362510455279616

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Pseudohog posted:

It's a slippery slope, you do that then before you know it there's agile pizza, six sigma pizza... let's just not go there!

Waterfall pizza! I want to see a CamelCase pizza.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




How is vegetables and fruits anti food porn?

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Alhazred posted:

How is vegetables and fruits anti food porn?

Some people think jizzing honey/vinegar/sriracha over an open-faced sandwich is maybe a bit too moist.

Alternately, no matter how artistically you present it or how good it tastes, mashed avocado/guac looks like vom.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Avocado also tastes like vomit.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Alhazred posted:

How is vegetables and fruits anti food porn?

It's cool to hate avacadoes now, because millenials I guess.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mymla posted:

Avocado also tastes like vomit.

You're not supposed to eat them after they've rotted.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Alhazred posted:

How is vegetables and fruits anti food porn?

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