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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Intruder posted:

Brock did manage to throw a 10 yard forward fumble into the dirt!

Without even being touched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86VmhE7c3nM

Well, maybe he likes to spread the ball around.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
mah qb https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2017/9/5/16254050/marcus-mariota-tennessee-titans-stories-best-leader

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

The most Taylor Lewan of quotes in there too.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What, does he threaten to rape the interviewer?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

quote:

“Here’s how he’s amazing,” Titans tackle Taylor Lewan said. “He goes out with the boys even though he doesn’t drink. Most people who don’t drink and then go out with you, they are judgmental fucks. That’s what they are. They look at you and say, ‘Oh really? How many beers is that, Taylor?’ Marcus is not that guy. He’s always ready to be a designated driver.”

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
lewan owns and is a good person

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Probably Magic posted:

Name a single Wildcats team that isn't evil.

Other than Northwestern.

From a long ways back -

Linfield College

:getin:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Taylor Lewan will smash a bitch if you tell him to stop pounding tallboys

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Things alcoholics say and think for 100, Alex.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I'm trying to figure out how much booze to drink before taking in the Colts @ Rams this Sunday.

Guessing where maybe I can doze off in the 2nd qtr?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm trying to figure out how much booze to drink before taking in the Colts @ Rams this Sunday.

Guessing where maybe I can doze off in the 2nd qtr?
I'll be impressed if you last into the second quarter.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I'll be impressed if you last into the second quarter.

Well, at least I will have outlasted Tolzien.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Colostomy Bag posted:

Well, at least I will have outlasted Tolzien.
:golfclap: We should start a pool to bet on who lasts longer: Bort or Tolzien or Savage.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm trying to figure out how much booze to drink before taking in the Colts @ Rams this Sunday.

Guessing where maybe I can doze off in the 2nd qtr?

Drink all of the booze. All of it.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Due to Irma I probably won't be able to watch the Jags take on HOU, but I almost feel relieved.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

:golfclap: We should start a pool to bet on who lasts longer: Bort or Tolzien or Savage.

I feel like bets like these are guarantees that Mariota dies Week 2. :smith:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Probably Magic posted:

I feel like bets like these are guarantees that Mariota dies Week 2. :smith:
Ssshh you'll ruin it!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

lol @ the thread title. Definitely will strike fear into the fans of other conferences.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Fuuuuuuck what have I done

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Aaron Donald just showed up at the Ram's facility and passes his physical. Who is Tolzien's backup?

edit: just read that he isn't playing this Sunday :(

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Sep 9, 2017

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Aaron Donald just showed up at the Ram's facility and passes his physical. Who is Tolzien's backup?

Brissett.

The only way he plays is if Tolzien gets hurt though. So people expecting him to be pulled because of performance will be disappointed.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Aaron Donald just showed up at the Ram's facility and passes his physical. Who is Tolzien's backup?

He's already been ruled out though.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Codependent Poster posted:

Brissett.

The only way he plays is if Tolzien gets hurt though. So people expecting him to be pulled because of performance will be disappointed.

That was the joke yes

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

pubic works project posted:

He's already been ruled out though.
Yeah I just edited my post, didn't realize.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

That was the joke yes

Yeah I know, but I was more responding to the people implying Tolzien will be pulled because of performance and not injury.

Us Colts fans already know we're in for four quarters of Tolzien.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Codependent Poster posted:

Yeah I know, but I was more responding to the people implying Tolzien will be pulled because of performance and not injury.

Us Colts fans already know we're in for four quarters of Tolzien.
I was implying Tolzien would get injured because the Colt's center that I can't remember the name of is injured, isn't he?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I was implying Tolzien would get injured because the Colt's center that I can't remember the name of is injured, isn't he?

Ryan Kelly is out, yep.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

This might make last year's Colts/Jags game in Wembley look like a thriller in comparison.

Anyways, good luck to fellow AFC South goons and teams. Make our conference proud.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Colostomy Bag posted:

Anyways, good luck to fellow AFC South goons and teams. Make our conference proud.
Hell, same.

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Sep 10, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I appreciate Athanatos ordering the title from best to worst

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
And now my period of optimism is officially over

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intruder posted:

And now my period of optimism is officially over

Good. :colbert:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
The Good News: None of the Titans' divisional rivals have anything close to a threatening offense.
The Bad News: It still might be enough to roll over the Titans' poo poo defense.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Me this morning: The Texans excellent D may be good enough to carry a mediocre offense
Me now: The Texans mediocre D can't possibly carry this dumpster fire offense

So much for ClownWatt

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Me this morning: The Texans excellent D may be good enough to carry a mediocre offense
Me now: The Texans mediocre D can't possibly carry this dumpster fire offense

So much for ClownWatt
At least Watson has looked good and has been frustratingly elusive.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Watson looks ok, that last pick was brutal though

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Watson looks ok, that last pick was brutal though
I just came to edit my post because of the pick...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well at least they'll get some high draft pi-

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
Lol. The Texans we know and love are back, baby. No room for hope when no sides of the ball looks good.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Neil Armbong posted:

Lol. The Texans we know and love are back, baby. No room for hope when no sides of the ball looks good.

Watson showed flashes, that's literally the only thing I can hold onto from this game

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