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Hot Stunt posted:My[28m] fiance[27F] lied about liking spicy food. I planned engagement party around spicy food. Fiance is no longer speaking to me. How do you be in a relationship with someone for 3 years without figuring out their eating habits She probably likes spicy things but has a maximum I would guess
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:37 |
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Yeah it's not really ghosting when you send a breakup text and he just ignores it for two days while you do all the paperwork/legwork for a clean breakup.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:48 |
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David Heinrich posted:She didn't actually ghost him. She just dumped him. When someone texts you "It's obvious you don't actually care about me." And then doesn't respond to any of your messages after something like that, you have been broken up with. They don't need to write a loving message in the sky with an essay on how they're breaking up with you. actually you need to utter the phrase "I'm breaking up with you" 3x or you're on the hook for another relationship period (anywhere from 30 days up to a year) for not giving proper notice maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Sep 10, 2017 |
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My (24f) girlfriend (22f) of only 4 months made a copy of my house key and I'm creeped outRelationshipsquote:First-time poster, on mobile so sorry for format issues, etc.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:51 |
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Nothing to worry about there, friend. You might start a daily kidney inventory tho
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:54 |
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hmm yeah gonna hit that with a change your locks and
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:54 |
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Ghosting is when they get up in the middle of dinner to go to the bathroom and dissappear so fully the cops start investigating you for as the prime suspect in a missing persons case and podcasts call you a murderer. It is not you hurt them for the last time and dont bother to check in on thek when they dump you.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:55 |
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ive never even loving heard of almond mashed potatoes. that's some serious effort.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:02 |
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corn on the cop posted:ive never even loving heard of almond mashed potatoes I assume almond milk instead of regular milk? Almond juice loving sucks regardless of allergy.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:03 |
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Me [38 M] with my fiancee [35 F] for one year, she's moving to live with me in USA from Ukraine. How do I make her comfortable here?quote:So I met a wonderful woman online (OkCupid) from the Ukraine. We've been talking every day for a year and I've been twice to the Ukraine to visit her. I proposed on my second visit and we are getting married. Just putting this here in anticipation of the follow-up post about him being out a retirement account and a kidney.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:07 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:My (24f) girlfriend (22f) of only 4 months made a copy of my house key and I'm creeped outRelationships Yeah, that's a "change your locks, and your passwords, and check all your accounts for weird activity" level of weird there. Someone who makes a key to your house without asking is the type who'll snoop through all your digital stuff, too. E:maybe check for nanny cams, too. Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Sep 10, 2017 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Me [38 M] with my fiancee [35 F] for one year, she's moving to live with me in USA from Ukraine. How do I make her comfortable here? Please do not rain on this mans happy 2 years of marriage followed by either more happy marriage or a brutal divorce and the appearance of so many relatives in her life his head spins.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:15 |
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Lagomorphic posted:Yeah it's not really ghosting when you send a breakup text and he just ignores it for two days while you do all the paperwork/legwork for a clean breakup. my favorite part is that he only included the bit about the fight in the edit
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:18 |
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I'm pregnant and my boyfriend forgot my birthdayquote:I'm now 22 he's also 22. I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant. Now we've only been dating 11 months. I know and we are having a baby. Trust me I wanted the "plan B option" but he wouldn't let me he said he'd leave me and sue me blah blah. quote:Not plan be but an abortion. I was already 9 weeks when I found out. My parents said I cannot put her up for adoption even though I literally do not want her but I will raise her amazingly because that is my responsibility. They said that I waited to long to tell them I wanted to put it up. That it's their grand child too
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:19 |
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Gf [25f] wants to leave NY but my [28m] job ties us here. Gf is accusing me of being controlling despite me being the sole earner.quote:Hey all, would like some outsider advice as gf and I have been fighting over this for a while.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:20 |
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quote:My gf has been getting really jealous, stating that LA is the kind of city she's always wanted to be in, that ny is too dirty, too cramped, too dark and cold which is exacerbating her depression and feelings of emptiness. She said LA was the perfect city, sunny with good air uh
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:22 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I'm pregnant and my boyfriend forgot my birthday Im sorry that the US education and your social and peer group failed you so and allowed you to be flagrantly manipulated. Get a lawyer though for child support.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:23 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Me [25 F] with my BF's [25 M - 6yrs] sister [23 F], fooled around and now I'm conflicted. The obvious comedy option is to float the idea of a mff three-way to the bf and bf's sister, separately of course. If they're interested, tell them each you have a candidate in mind, but they're shy/have a particular kink or something, so it will be blindfolds and absolutely no talking the whole time. Drive one to a hotel and have the other arrive a few minutes later. Double check that the blindfolds are secure before they meet. It's up to you whether or not to have the big reveal at the end, or to just sneak out of the room and ghost the siblings forever!
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:24 |
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corn on the cop posted:
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:25 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:E:maybe check for nanny cams, too. Then masturbate furiously while gazing directly into each nanny cam.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:27 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Gf [25f] wants to leave NY but my [28m] job ties us here. Gf is accusing me of being controlling despite me being the sole earner. Lets ignore the depression, your girlfriend is really really really dumb. And its not like "doesnt know things" dumb but "can not apply critical thinking to anything" dumb. Not only will she drain your bank account and your happiness, but god forbid you tey to have her socialize with the other head honcho wives, you will never get promoted or invited to amything.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:28 |
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like if you think new york is too dirty and cramped then just wait till you get to LA also that dude's girlfriend is a leech who contributes nothing
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:28 |
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Barudak posted:Ghosting is when they get up in the middle of dinner to go to the bathroom and dissappear so fully the cops start investigating you for as the prime suspect in a missing persons case and podcasts call you a murderer. Yeah I missed that final text of hers, that was just a breakup she's golden.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:33 |
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His girlfriend is an idiot. That's pretty much it. He should remove her from his life for being incredibly stupid.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:33 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Gf [25f] wants to leave NY but my [28m] job ties us here. Gf is accusing me of being controlling despite me being the sole earner.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:34 |
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Move your stupid girlfriend to Hong Kong, it's warm and the air is reasonably good since its right by the sea.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:43 |
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pidan posted:Move your stupid girlfriend to Hong Kong, it's warm and the air is reasonably good since its right by the sea. england is the new japan, if we go to london it will be like the hit bbc series dr who!
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 16:44 |
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What the gently caress does she add to the relationship? Aside from..... Nothing? I mean what if this is his last chance at love and he never finds another girl who's willing to literally ley him pay for everything? Send her to LA by herself for a month. Cancel the return flight.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:02 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Gf [25f] wants to leave NY but my [28m] job ties us here. Gf is accusing me of being controlling despite me being the sole earner. He should buy his girlfriend a plane ticket to LA and tell her to move ahead of time while he organizes stuff in NY. Then break up with her over text during the flight. The best of both worlds!
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:10 |
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Here's one where the title tells you all you need to know: I [27M] broke up with my GF [24F] of 1,5 years because she cheated on me with a married man [45M]. Thinking of telling the wife [27F] as revenge.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:14 |
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The 'almonds in everything' is the most story I've seen in a while, to the point that I actually doubt it to be true. It sounds like some contrived story to try to make the boyfriend look blameless in the end somehow and treat her breaking up with him as an overreaction.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:23 |
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Barudak posted:Lets ignore the depression, your girlfriend is really really really dumb. And its not like "doesnt know things" dumb but "can not apply critical thinking to anything" dumb. Not only will she drain your bank account and your happiness, but god forbid you tey to have her socialize with the other head honcho wives, you will never get promoted or invited to amything. Girlfriend is dumb even by gold digger standards. Currently she lives a life of luxury where her boyfriend is okay with taking care of her every material want and does not expect her to contribute in any way to the household. Basically she's Jacqueline from Kimmy Schmidt without the kids or (presumably) the cheating husband. She wants to throw all that away...because someone's Instagram feed shows them having a fun time in LA? Everybody knows, when you're riding the gravy train you don't shoot the conductor.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:26 |
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Panfilo posted:It sounds like some contrived story to try to make the boyfriend look blameless in the end somehow If by "make the boyfriend look blameless" you mean "make the boyfriend look like a monstrously idiotic rear end in a top hat who doesn't deserve his fiancee or any other partner", sure.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:32 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:What is it with people who treat food allergies like some kind of personal affront, or assume it's the dreaded picky eater and become near homicidal over the mere idea of it accommodating dietary restrictions is a minor inconvenience and like all minor inconveniences entirely justifies rewriting your own wedding to be all about spiting that person it's just a shame she didn't stay for dessert, do you know how hard it is to plan out a faithful almond-themed adaptation of the Titus Andronicus dinner? A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Sep 10, 2017 |
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GamingHyena posted:Girlfriend is dumb even by gold digger standards. Currently she lives a life of luxury where her boyfriend is okay with taking care of her every material want and does not expect her to contribute in any way to the household. Basically she's Jacqueline from Kimmy Schmidt without the kids or (presumably) the cheating husband. She wants to throw all that away...because someone's Instagram feed shows them having a fun time in LA? Does she even realise she's a trophy wife? The participation award of trophy wives. E:I don't think she realises how hosed her life is without him. She's got no job experience, mental health problems, a massive sense of entitlement and (apparently) no critical thinking skills. On top of that they're not married, so if he kicks her to the curb she might not even be able to drag him into the courts. Outrail fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Sep 10, 2017 |
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Haifisch posted:Here's one where the title tells you all you need to know:
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:59 |
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quote:I (29/m) found out my best friend (31/m) is a bodyguard and now our friendship is deteriorating. This one is hot off the press; posted 5 minutes ago. What the actual gently caress is going on here? Why is the OP so incomprehensible? Why is he so upset about his friend being a bodyguard rather than a 'personal care provider'? It just reminds me of the ol' 'my sister put her hair back into a ponytail' post...
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 19:04 |
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pidan posted:Move your stupid girlfriend to Hong Kong, it's warm and the air is reasonably good since its right by the sea. And it's squeaky clean for a metropolis
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 19:07 |
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Adam Vegas posted:This one is hot off the press; posted 5 minutes ago. He's a bodyguard and gently caress toy, that's why he's so cagey about it. Stop being weird. He probably also had to sign an NDA regarding his actual duties and you trying to pry beyond his clear signal to stop is making him realize he can't talk to you anymore.
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 19:07 |
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Admiral Ray posted:He's a bodyguard and gently caress toy, that's why he's so cagey about it. Stop being weird. He probably also had to sign an NDA regarding his actual duties and you trying to pry beyond his clear signal to stop is making him realize he can't talk to you anymore. he's in the mob
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